Longest Sex Marathon evah! 65 million years

CptStern

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ooooh those sexy slime molds!

"Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.

But voyeurs will need a microscope to view the eternal lovers.

The fossils are tiny swarm cells, a stage in the development of the fungus myxomycetes, also known as slime molds.

The cells reproduce by "fusing," Ranjeet Kar of the Birbal Sahni Institute of Palaeobotany in Lucknow reportedly told PTI. Once the cells fuse, long, threadlike appendages known as flagella, are lost, he said.

Finding the fossils in a fused position and with their flagella shed, is evidence that the two cells were having sex, Kar said."



I'm waiting for the pope to issue a statement condemning the slime mold for having pre-marital sex and using contraceptive :laugh:
 
I could go longer than that if I was drunk. :D
 
New pickup line: "Hello, care to join me on my attempt to break the record of longest sex marathon?"
 
How do you know they were using a contraceptive?
 
You suddenly have a rash of posts in the off topic Stern... VERY unusual indeed.
 
not really ...look at my history I post outside of politics more often than not ...the politics board has become a bit boring as of late as I really dont have anyone to debate ..they've either gone away or I've broken their brain ;)
 
I will like to hav a 65 million years long orgasmo
 
CptStern said:
not really ...look at my history I post outside of politics more often than not ...the politics board has become a bit boring as of late as I really dont have anyone to debate ..they've either gone away or I've broken their brain ;)

broken their brain :laugh:
so Stern...ur trying to shed that politics rep ya got? :p
 
Dr. Freeman said:
broken their brain :laugh:
so Stern...ur trying to shed that politics rep ya got? :p

I dont think that's possible ..my reputation precedes me
 
65 million years...pfft that's a peice of cake for me
 
When you said 65 million years I had the image of 2 T-rex's mounting each other doggy style, you have to admit its a funny thing to think about. :laugh:
 
The Mullinator said:
When you said 65 million years I had the image of 2 T-rex's mounting each other doggy style, you have to admit its a funny thing to think about. :laugh:
Hahaha :D

I thought that. Then I imagined that maybe the scientists were reading into the fossils a bit too hard, and had mistaken a T-Rex eating another's groin to be fellatio :P
 
OH CRAP!!! They found my less fertile and less able clone!!!!!
 
Bait said:
OH CRAP!!! They found my less fertile and less able clone!!!!!

*snort* Okay, that was funny. Just when I was going to say that beat my time by 1 million years.

you_win_the_prize.jpg
 
Greatgat said:
*snort* Okay, that was funny. Just when I was going to say that beat my time by 1 million years.

you_win_the_prize.jpg

OH CRAP!!! A picture of my more fertile and more able clone!!!
 
If i had sex with women i could keep going that long (they wouldn't last more than 30 seconds;) ) i'd certainly have the stamina.
 
short recoil said:
If i had sex with women i could keep going that long (they wouldn't last more than 30 seconds;) ) i'd certainly have the stamina.
No one would ever doubt that especially with your abilities. Short Recoil doing push-ups. 'Look girls, no hands!'
 
short recoil said:
If i had sex with women i could keep going that long (they wouldn't last more than 30 seconds;) ) i'd certainly have the stamina.
What... do you have sex with :O?
 
Muffin Man said:
Lol, not only am i a virgin but ive never had a girlfriend

His LOL seemed forced... Should we start an empathy thread?

J/k
 
not looking for sympathy, just trying to out pathetic Que-Ever =P
 
Muffin Man said:
not looking for sympathy, just trying to out pathetic Que-Ever =P

Yeah, but for some reason I found that a member going as "Muffin Man" posting in a thread about sex amusing.
 
hey man, NO ONE is more pathetic than me :P
man, I'm so pathetic, I'm turning emo.
oh, my bleeding, stabby heart, stab me with some bleeding love... *sob*
 
i dont think it counts as a record when they've been dead for 64,999,999,999.9999999999999999999 years.
 
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