Lord Jesus Christ hit by car

[PJ]

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (AP) -- The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

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I AM LORD JESUS CHR- OW SHIIIT

 

[Tagaziel]

Jesus, that's horrible.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Hopefully she won't be crucified by the media.

 

[PJ]

I heard there weren't any rooms in the hospital.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

"And on the third day, his contusions healed..."

I like how just the name Jesus Christ wasn't enough for him, had to have "Lord" in there, too...

 

[Rizzo]

I hope they nail the girl responsible.

 

[arch5]

He'll be ok, he can just resurrect himself.

inb4 angry christians

 

[MJ12]

I hope his last supper was good, because he'll be eating hospital food for a while.

 

[Sheepo]

At first I thought he had died on the crosswalk.

 

[Warped]

Because he didn't die, I'm going to hell for my sins and probably burn for all eternity!

/cries

 

[<RJMC>]

well thats not like walking on water..........


see I made a pun!

 

[Maestro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WVBQfrQo38

This somehow fits...

 

[AKIRA]

did he yell out his own name?

 

[Krynn72]

If she had killed him all her sins would have been forgiven.

 

[VirusType2]

I'll bet it was a Chrysler. A Chrysler Imperial.

 

[Azner]

He'll be ok, he can just resurrect himself.

inb4 angry christians

No reason for angry Christians.

(I CAN'T THINK OF A PUN GUYS)

 

[Higlac]

I'll bet it was a Chrysler. A Chrysler Imperial.

A purple one.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Christian Fables - Number 12: The Good Samaritan

1. See a person across the street in need of help
2. Decide to help
3. Attempt to cross the street to help...
4.
5.
6.

OK LETS MOVE ONTO NOAHS ARC