Lord Monkton savages the IPCC

[Parrot of doom]

http://nzclimatescience.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=178&Itemid=1

An interesting and entertaining read.

The Luxembourgeois delegation were not so polite. A peasant-faced minister took one look at the High Court judge?s list of the errors in Al Gore?s movie and rudely tore it up in front of me, throwing the pieces on to the floor. Not enough Luxe, too much bourgeois, one feels. Unusual animation for a zombie, though. One of his colleagues began collecting up copies of the judge?s list of Gore?s bloopers as I was distributing them. I remonstrated politely and she desisted, deciding to go and complain to Security instead. On the way, she murmured that she had a black belt in karate. ?So do I,? I said, with equal mendacity, trying my geriatric best to look like James Bond.

Back at the Poxy, the only time the zombies used to show any animation was when Baron Samedi came on set. They would set up an eerie, unpleasant keening, and would jerk chaotically in their frenzied excitement. So it was in Bali when, on the eve of the closing Friday, not so much Baron Samedi as Baron Thursdi, Al Gore private-jetted and motorcaded in with his vast retinue to receive the plaudits of the faithful, and to hell with the carbon footprint. Gore did what I had been taught never to do. He attacked his own country for withstanding the voodoo cult. The zombies loved it. The keening and screeching and jerking were exactly as I had remembered them.

Gore needs to pretend that the situation is urgent when it is becoming increasingly plain to everyone that it isn?t. The robust corn-stalk chewers of Iowa, polled recently about election issues, ranked ?global warming? so low that fewer than one in 200 thought it mattered at all.

 

[devil]

From your review it seems that you dont like the movie at all. you just say that Zombie animation is bad, so if it is a zombie based movie and does not have good speacial effects than it likes to be toruchering movie for the viewers.

 

[15357]

From your review it seems that you dont like the movie at all. you just say that Zombie animation is bad, so if it is a zombie based movie and does not have good speacial effects than it likes to be toruchering movie for the viewers.

Uh....... What?

My brain is starting to hurt.



Lol @ first post

Very entertaining, but a bit long, so I kinda skimmed a bit.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

Why was this devil-person banned?

 

[Krynn72]

Yes, why? His other posts werent out of line.

I DEMAND A RETRIAL.

 

[mindless_moder]

I DEMAND A RETRIAL.

we didnt have a trial to begin with .

 

[JNightshade]

Lawl, dude's writing style is about 200 years out of place.

 

[Parrot of doom]

Banned for being a bot I would imagine. A GLOBAL WARMING BOT.

 

[Eejit]

Le sigh.

The anti-climate change people miss the point by saying that the world has been warmer and had more CO2 millions of years in the past. Of course it has, and the planet and biosphere has survived fine.
Problem with climate change isn't how it'll affect the planet it's how it could affect our civilisation. The global economy is going to crash and burn if sea levels rise high enough to flood major coastal cities.

 

[Kyorisu]

Possibly because global warming has not been caused directly by humanity to the level environmentalists would lead you to believe.

 

[Eejit]

That's missing the point too.

 

[Parrot of doom]

Le sigh.

The anti-climate change people miss the point by saying that the world has been warmer and had more CO2 millions of years in the past. Of course it has, and the planet and biosphere has survived fine.
Problem with climate change isn't how it'll affect the planet it's how it could affect our civilisation. The global economy is going to crash and burn if sea levels rise high enough to flood major coastal cities.

But this won't be happening any time soon.

 

[JFry]

So it's ok if we screw over our children and grandchildren, just so long as it's not us?

 

[Parrot of doom]

Your mistake is to assume that anything bad will happen. Try reading the article, it may make you stop and think.