Ludicrous Speed, GO!

[DarkHelmet]

Okay, I'm sure there's been a thousand other threads like this one, but I can't resist...
If you can't tell, my favorite comedy of all time is Spaceballs.
Figured I'd start a thread where yous guys post your favorite quotes from that movie. There are a lot of them, so no reason this thread should keel over and die... (unless it's just utterly stupid)
I'll start it...

LordHelmet: "This doesn't sound like a radar, what's all that churning and bubbling??"
Colonel Sanders: "We call this Mr. Coffee, Sir... THIS is Mr. Radar"
LordHelmet: "I knew that! I always have coffee when I watch radar! Everyone knows that!"

 

[Dalamari]

The part with Micheal Winslow talking about the sounds the radar makes is hilarious.

Well sir, we lost the beeps, we lost the creeps, and we lost the sweeps!

 

[modest]

Just FYI, Mel Brooks is writing the script for Spaceballs 2, Hopefully he'll name it the Search for More Money

 

[chu]

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! Keep firing assholes!"

 

[ATI4EVER!]

(i can't remember it exactly...)


Cournal saunders: Let's go light speed sir
Dark Helmet: NO! Lightspeed is too slow!
Cournal Saunders: Light speed to slow?!
Dark Helmet: Yes...we have to go....LUDACRIS SPEED!!!
Cournal Saunders: LUDACRIS SPEED!!!?!?!??! I don't know if this ship can take it!!!
Dark Helmet: (tells him to say something thrugh the loud speaker)
Cournal Saunders: (does it in a frightened voice)
Dark Helmet: What are you a chicken?! Give me that!! [takes the speaker/mirophone thing] LUDACRIS SPEED, GO!!!!

The space ship is going really fast and crap...

Dark Helmet: STop this thing!!
Cournal Saunders: we cant sir, it's too dangerous.
Dark Helmet: Bullshit! I order you!

spaceship stops. dark helmet crashes into wall.

CS: ar u ok sir?
DH: yes, let's take 5. smoke if u got 'em!

falls down.

 

[Direwolf]

Raspberry. Only one many would dare give me the raspberry!

 

[DoctorGordon]

"You may dispense with the pleasantries Commander, I am here to put you back on schedule"

 

[detox]

I know this is old, but I still watch this movie. The only other movie I've watched as much of is Aliens.

President: Wha- Whats happening!?, Their getting their air back.
Sanders: Its MegaMaid, Shes gone from suck to blow!
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DH: you have the ring, and I see your shwarts is as big as mine. Lets see how well you 'handle it'.
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President: I don't know about all that beeming stuff, Is it safe?
chick: Oh yes, Snotty beemed me twice last night, It was wonderful.

 

[Eejit]

Wait, whats with all the newbie-love Spaceballs is getting?

Is this an indirect results of the Ascension?

 

[Lucid]

Wasn't there going to be an animated series?

 

[Sheepo]

"moichandising!"​

 

[Dog--]

God dammit, Corp. Sheepo! I was going to post the EXACT SAME THING!

Yogurt (lol): May the swartz be with yououoouoyuouyouoyuouo... ah what a world, what a world!

I used to watch this movie ALL the time as a kid, then when I watched it as I got older, it just got funnier, because then I understood everything. I bought it on DVD when I was like 12. It's kick-ass.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Dark Helmet: What are you a chicken?! Give me that!! [takes the speaker/mirophone thing] LUDACRIS SPEED, GO!!!!

Col. Saunders is in fact Col. Sanders, hence the little KFC joke in the film "Whats the matter Col. Sanders? Chicken?"

 

[Lucid]

I actually never really laughed once when watching this movie, but it is fun to watch... if only for all of the spoofing.

 

[Shoes_Buttback03]

There was supossed to be an animated series. Where the hell is it? I swear I saw something that said August 07.

Theres no doubt that Brooks will name it the search for more money. I've always been disapointed in the fact that we didn't see a refrence to Space Jew's. Remember at the end of History of the World Part 2?