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Chapter One: The second machine
Tap,tap,tap. The sounds of metal against a marble floor. As I walked passed the room labeled "VEH." I stopped. "Whats a VEH?" He walked in and saw three little clownish metal suits. He walked to the control booth and unlocked one of the glass tubes. He unlocked a silly little rainbow colored VEH.
Gordon walked slowly to it. "Wait what am I doing?!" He pondered. "No it's not right he said". Put he looked at it, so shiny, so gay! What was he thinking? He rather get his nuts zapped off and replaced with brass spheres. He undressed and got into the suit. He felt great, there was gel padding almost everywhere.
"This is better than the HEV!" He yelled. "Why thankyou!" A voice out of no where said. "GAH! Show your self!" Gordon panicly screamed; "Relax I'm your suit, I help you and give you info!" "My name is Ben!" The computer said.
"Okayyy, if your my suit how warm is my urine?" Gordon said with a grin. "Exactly 54 degrees". "Wow" Gordon said. Gordon patted his own shoulder and walked out of the room. As he opened the door he hit somthing. He peered out side and found the most unlikley man in the world who would get hit by a opening door. His boss. "DUDE! Oh my God, oh my GOD! Game over man; GAME OVER!!!" Gordon was going whacko; "Relax hide the body some where." Ben camley said. Gordon thunk a bit and a idea popped into his head.
Chapter Two: The Funny VEH, and the machine.
Gordon smiled and patted some dirt off his VEH. Gordon looked one more time to see his awful work. "My boss will probaly kill me but who cares?!" Gordon exclaimed. Gordon put his bosses body in the glass case where they gave the VEH."MUHAHAHAHA-MUHAHHAHAHAHAHA-Ha..." Gordon screamed "Look Gordon if your going to do a evil laugh make sure it's an evil thing itself."
Gordon frowned and walked away to his work. He saw two elevators. One marked "TELEPORT" and the other "POTATOE PEELING ROOM AND MACHINE X ROOM." He also noticed somthing on the teleport elevator, a little note. "GORDON FREEMAN PLEASE COME NOW!" Gordon stared at it "Na!" Gordon took the potatoe and machine room. When he got to the room he found him self in a dark musty room with potatoes every where. As he looked around he found a skull; but there was no time for artifacts now he must do somthing idiotic!
He got a potatoe and started peeling it. "Mash potatoes,maaashhhhooo potatoes!" The potatoe slipped out of his hand and rolled away from him; the potatoe kept rolling until he hit a desk some lab equipment fell from it causing the potatoe to roll farther away it rolled faster and faster it soon found it self on a ramp going up and flying into a machine but instead of it destroying it, it landed in a slot. "That was probaly used for a Xen crystal." Thought Gordon.
The lab men turned on the machine. A portal appeared. "SUCCSESS!" They all shouted. The potatoe was shaking. Going CRAZY! In a matter of fact. Then WHOOM! The thing imploded causing the potatoe do dissapear along with several different items. "RUN GORDON!!!" Screamed Ben. Gordon leaped and grabbing a potatoe with him. Silence...
Stay tuned for chapter three: Potatoe Aliens
Tap,tap,tap. The sounds of metal against a marble floor. As I walked passed the room labeled "VEH." I stopped. "Whats a VEH?" He walked in and saw three little clownish metal suits. He walked to the control booth and unlocked one of the glass tubes. He unlocked a silly little rainbow colored VEH.
Gordon walked slowly to it. "Wait what am I doing?!" He pondered. "No it's not right he said". Put he looked at it, so shiny, so gay! What was he thinking? He rather get his nuts zapped off and replaced with brass spheres. He undressed and got into the suit. He felt great, there was gel padding almost everywhere.
"This is better than the HEV!" He yelled. "Why thankyou!" A voice out of no where said. "GAH! Show your self!" Gordon panicly screamed; "Relax I'm your suit, I help you and give you info!" "My name is Ben!" The computer said.
"Okayyy, if your my suit how warm is my urine?" Gordon said with a grin. "Exactly 54 degrees". "Wow" Gordon said. Gordon patted his own shoulder and walked out of the room. As he opened the door he hit somthing. He peered out side and found the most unlikley man in the world who would get hit by a opening door. His boss. "DUDE! Oh my God, oh my GOD! Game over man; GAME OVER!!!" Gordon was going whacko; "Relax hide the body some where." Ben camley said. Gordon thunk a bit and a idea popped into his head.
Chapter Two: The Funny VEH, and the machine.
Gordon smiled and patted some dirt off his VEH. Gordon looked one more time to see his awful work. "My boss will probaly kill me but who cares?!" Gordon exclaimed. Gordon put his bosses body in the glass case where they gave the VEH."MUHAHAHAHA-MUHAHHAHAHAHAHA-Ha..." Gordon screamed "Look Gordon if your going to do a evil laugh make sure it's an evil thing itself."
Gordon frowned and walked away to his work. He saw two elevators. One marked "TELEPORT" and the other "POTATOE PEELING ROOM AND MACHINE X ROOM." He also noticed somthing on the teleport elevator, a little note. "GORDON FREEMAN PLEASE COME NOW!" Gordon stared at it "Na!" Gordon took the potatoe and machine room. When he got to the room he found him self in a dark musty room with potatoes every where. As he looked around he found a skull; but there was no time for artifacts now he must do somthing idiotic!
He got a potatoe and started peeling it. "Mash potatoes,maaashhhhooo potatoes!" The potatoe slipped out of his hand and rolled away from him; the potatoe kept rolling until he hit a desk some lab equipment fell from it causing the potatoe to roll farther away it rolled faster and faster it soon found it self on a ramp going up and flying into a machine but instead of it destroying it, it landed in a slot. "That was probaly used for a Xen crystal." Thought Gordon.
The lab men turned on the machine. A portal appeared. "SUCCSESS!" They all shouted. The potatoe was shaking. Going CRAZY! In a matter of fact. Then WHOOM! The thing imploded causing the potatoe do dissapear along with several different items. "RUN GORDON!!!" Screamed Ben. Gordon leaped and grabbing a potatoe with him. Silence...
Stay tuned for chapter three: Potatoe Aliens
