Major Slut Spill

[Tyguy]

Slut Spill

Officials there are struggling to control the spread of slut which has already polluted the roadway and is spreading now down a hillside into residential areas.

 

[The Monkey]

Rather unfunny by The Onion standards tbh.

 

[sinkoman]

I thought it was a pretty hilarious typo, until I realized it was the onion...

 

[No Limit]

Stay safe and don't **** any of those sluts. Lol

 

[MJ12]

I thought it was a pretty hilarious typo, until I realized it was the onion...

This

 

[Dog--]

The Onion sucks, it's almost never funny.

 

[lame-o]

NO UUUUU!!!!

 

[Shakermaker]

Usually they have funny ideas but the execution isn't always as good. Point in case being the Slut Spill or the 'Boy finds own real life ET' below (click the pic for the video).

 

[Ennui]

Hey Butthead, this broad says there's tons of sluts in Vegas.

 

[CyberPitz]

I have always enjoyed The Onion a lot, but this one wasn't as funny for some reason.

 

[Stormy]

The Onion is total fail, if you really want to watch some good piss take news comedy you need to watch brass eye.

 

[YROC]

/doesnt know what the onion is

 

[Shyam]

I don't know, the Onion's take on Modern Warfare a realistic war game was funny I think.

 

[Maestro]

There's the 'slutlamp.'

The only time I've ever seen that word is in The Road, and anytime I google 'slutlamp' I get references to The Road.

Then I looked up slut lamp and was annoyed at the millions of search results involving porn.

 

[kupocake]

The Onion is total fail, if you really want to watch some good piss take news comedy you need to watch brass eye.

How about watching something we haven't already been memorising for 13 years? And Brass Eye was a current affairs sendup, try The Day Today, like some crazy trojan.