Make a funny analogy about worldview and win a prize.

[TheSomeone]

Please, I've been cracking my head over this for the past hour, and this place is bustling with comedy genius.

EDIT: Is simile a more appropriate word?

 

[Murray_H]

Worldview...........?

 

[Nat Turner]

Please, I've been cracking my head over this for the past hour, and this place is bustling with comedy genius.

The Middle East is like a pile of shit; you can inspect it, yell at it, kick it, or even live in it. Do all this, and you get a brand new stinkin' democracy.

I just thought of that. ^

edit:

prize is mine!

 

[specialmax]

The world is a big ball of crap. Theres shit in the middle east, you know what the **** am I talking about?! I really hate this. You suck. YOU ALL SUCK!!!

 

[Nat Turner]

The world is a big ball of crap. Theres shit in the middle east, you know what the **** am I talking about?! I really hate this. You suck. YOU ALL SUCK!!!

no i pwn

 

[TheSomeone]

The Middle East is like a pile of shit; you can inspect it, yell at it, kick it, or even live in it. Do all this, and you get a brand new stinkin' democracy.

I just thought of that. ^

edit:

prize is mine!

Yeah, I realize "Worldview" and "Middle East" have like, infinity letters in common, but no...

 

[Nat Turner]

Yeah, I realize "Worldview" and "Middle East" have like, infinity letters in common, but no...

The Middle East is located in the world! I can see it on a map!

google this if you don't believe me.

What do you mean then?

 

[Ames]

This takes an hour...?

 

[TheSomeone]

world·view Audio pronunciation of "worldview" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wûrldvy)
n. In both senses also called Weltanschauung.

1. The overall perspective from which one sees and interprets the world.
2. A collection of beliefs about life and the universe held by an individual or a group.


Silly you.

 

[AntiAnto]

The world is like a big huge bowl of Nesquik cereal. Once you eat all the chocolate balls, the milk tastes like chocolate and you get all friggin chocoholic and it's damn awesome. Then you can get more if you want.

 

[spookymooky]

The world is like a giant mass of iron and rock...

 

[specialmax]

agagaghagghaghaghagghaghhhagghhahgahghhaghhhaghhaghhghahgh!

 

[Nat Turner]

The world is a drop of semen at the tip of God's penis. I tasted the ground once, and it was damn nasty.

 

[TheSomeone]

;( WORLDVIEW PEEPZ< NOT WORLD

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=worldview

 

[AntiAnto]

;( WORLDVIEW PEEPZ< NOT WORLD

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=worldview

It's your damn chinese accent. Learn to pronounce correctly, bracken.

 

[Ames]

Behold.

The world is like [ random noun ]. [ Conjunction ] [ random noun ] is [ action ], [ resulting effect ].

Or alternatively:

[ Individual ] 's worldview is like [ random noun ]. [ Conjunction ] [ random noun ] is [ action ], [ resulting effect ].

 

[AntiAnto]

God has posted above me.

 

[Nat Turner]

I tried spirituality once. I formed a personal relationship with Jesus, shook each of Shiva's hands, and won a rap standoff against the Sphinx. But then I woke up.

 

[TheSomeone]

Just to let you guys know, the "hook" of my worldview essay (due tommorow) is this:

Worldview is like [ random noun ]. [ Conjunction ] [ random noun ] is [ action ], [ resulting effect ]. Whatever you want to compare it with, you’ll be able to, because it’s such a vast and powerful concept.

Danke Shon, danke shens.

 

[spookymooky]

Life is like a dream. Because dreams exist only in our heads.

 

[Nat Turner]

**** the world. **** peace. **** America, Iraq, Bush, and Sadaam. Then go **** yourself you ****ing bitch. And let me watch.

^ What I say to hot chicks except not really and that's just weird

 

[Nat Turner]

Just to let you guys know, the "hook" of my worldview essay (due tommorow) is this:

Worldview is like [ random noun ]. [ Conjunction ] [ random noun ] is [ action ], [ resulting effect ]. Whatever you want to compare it with, you’ll be able to, because it’s such a vast and powerful concept.

Danke Shon, danke shens.

Worldview is like Jesus. While Jesus was wise, it just led to him getting nailed to a cross.


[ Conjunction ] [ random noun ] is [ action ]

Give an example, funny or not. I'm not getting the [action] part and how it can fit in.

 

[specialmax]

mmm pumpkin bread.

 

[Ames]

When penii are fabricating my counterfeit pickles, messy mess messy!

Alternatively:

When penii is dead, it shits.

It can be switched with [ adjective ].

Also note that 'is' is also considered to be a verb.

 

[AntiAnto]

Dawned and sunny, with the mist of a promised cat, Michel woke up smelling his two inexpedient feet.

"Is that the paradise?" he claimed hitherto.

 

[spookymooky]

penii

Attention, everyone who tries to use the fancy-sounding psuedo-latin plural of penis just because it ends in a phonetic "us", the latin plural of words ending with "is" is "es", thus "Penis" become "Penes". However, this is not the generally accepted plural of the english word, in fact, the more standard "Penises" is. As in "Vaginae" is incorrect, but actually "Vaginas"

Thank you.

That is all.

 

[Ames]

penii is better.

 

[spookymooky]

penii is better.

Woah. You're right.

/disregard previous post everyone

 

[AntiAnto]

penii is better.

I will use this post against whoever claims that you're not gay.

 

[Ames]

I am not gay.

 

[Ikerous]

"Life is something that everyone should try at least once."

 

[Nat Turner]

I will use this post against whoever claims that you're not gay.

A) Why do you wanna prove he's gay?
B) Is it that you're trying to validate your relationship with him?
C) Are you or are you not attracted to Shen's penii?

 

[AntiAnto]

A cow will always be a cow.

A) Why do you wanna prove he's gay?
B) Is it that you're trying to validate your relationship with him?
C) Are you or are you not attracted to Shen's penii?

A) I'm not judgemental.
B) Sexy thing he is.
C) Should I?

 

[Nat Turner]

A cow will always be a cow.

Until you butcher it and make some steak.

 

[ailevation]

"If life was like McDonalds, we'd get paid to kill people... with cholesterol."

:cheers: OOH PWNED!

 

[NeptuneUK]

Attention, everyone who tries to use the fancy-sounding psuedo-latin plural of penis just because it ends in a phonetic "us", the latin plural of words ending with "is" is "es", thus "Penis" become "Penes". However, this is not the generally accepted plural of the english word, in fact, the more standard "Penises" is. As in "Vaginae" is incorrect, but actually "Vaginas"

Thank you.

That is all.

the plural of hilarious, hilarii

 

[DEATH eVADER]

"He's got the whole world, in his hand..."

If the World is in God's hand, I would hate to think what would happened if he was pissed off.