Man awarded $400K for 10-year erection

[15357]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/06/23/implant.wuit.ap/index.html?section=cnn_topstories

Poor guy. Imagine having a erection for a decade, never to be able to stop.

 

[Zeus]

He got ripped off

 

[Boogymanx]

Ouch :|

 

[JNightshade]

Hmm... this gives me an idea!

*JNightshade sues puberty for $200K

 

[bryanf445]

go go gadget weiner!


is that how that thing works

 

[TheSomeone]

Ouch :|

Does it actually hurt?

 

[DreadLord]

Ouuch

 

[Steven]

Did he have sex druing this time?

 

[Revisedsoul]

aww, and here i was thinking it was a competition

 

[DreadLord]

aww, and here i was thinking it was a competition

I thought the same when I saw the thread title.. I was thinking "Damn, that takes some concentration.. ten years??".

 

[Sulkdodds]

Yeah, I thought it was a competition too. D:

Yow. Personally, I'd just get some sort of custom codpeice built. If anyone asked, I'd tell them the truth: "Well, I got an implant in my penis but it malfunctioned. Now I'm constantly erect."

 

[Reaktor4]

^^rofl

 

[Maxi]

Imagine the pickup lines.

 

[SimonomiS]

Lesson learnt: Penis surgery is bad.

 

[Cormeh]

My Dura-II works just fine.

It's the pattern on the pants.

 

[kirovman]

I thought this was going to be a wickedly funny pun about a guy who's bridge took too long to erect, and was awarded compensation by the prime contractor.

But nooooo. Numbers, you have brought shame upon me and lost face!

 

[Ennui]

it his own damn fault for having surgery done on his penis, what an idiot

also what's this proliferation of penis threads, freud would have a field day

 

[Terminator]

Damn, i thought my 5 hour keel of steel were good.

 

[15357]

I thought this was going to be a wickedly funny pun about a guy who's bridge took too long to erect, and was awarded compensation by the prime contractor.

But nooooo. Numbers, you have brought shame upon me and lost face!

I am extremely sorry to have disapointed you, my lord. *bows*

 

[Beerdude26]

it his own damn fault for having surgery done on his penis, what an idiot

also what's this proliferation of penis threads, freud would have a field day

What the hell does Freud have to do with this :|

 

[Sulkdodds]

Well, he's having a field day. As in, frolicking and rolling about in a field with his misstress.

Look at him rolling in the grass up there.

 

[Beerdude26]

Well, he's having a field day. As in, frolicking and rolling about in a field with his misstress.

Look at him rolling in the grass up there.

Your signature seems pretty surrealistic now.

 

[15357]

After a excessive clicking of Beerdude's sig, I have found out that there is my post in the letter 'y'.


<3

 

[DeusExMachina]

Wouldn't you die from having an erection for 10 years? Or at least, wouldn't his penis have exploded?

 

[Beerdude26]

Wouldn't you die from having an erection for 10 years? Or at least, wouldn't his penis have exploded?

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/menshealth/facts/priapism.htm

D:

 

[15357]

Blood (50ml) can be removed by a doctor inserting a needle into the penis often in conjunction with heparin and saline to reduce clotting.

ouch

 

[MTG_Maro]

O M F S, Ouch. Wouldn't it just pop while he sleeps and rolls over on it?!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Wonder if he fainted/got dizzy spells often...

Poor dude =/

 

[<RJMC>]

sure the wife wasnt sad

 

[Darkside55]

I do not see the problem here.

 

[Boogymanx]

Does it actually hurt?

I think it would actually.