Man caught in flagrante delicto with inflatable pink raft

[CptStern]

A man whose grandmother says has "a fascination for plastic" was arrested on suspicion of engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to police.

Edwin Charles Tobergta, a 32-year-old repeat public indecency offender, was arrested at his home early Sunday after he was spotted in the act in an alley behind a residence, a police report shows.

A male witness, who owns the raft and lives in the home near the alley, told Officer William Thacker that when he shouted at the suspect to stop, Tobergta took the raft and fled.

hahaha

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/ar...10901ohio-man-sex-wth-raft.html#ixzz1XIVRGzQR

I wonder if he was on the poop deck

 

[Dandan]

I wonder if he had to deflate it a little bit

 

[Vegeta897]

I wonder if he had to deflate it a little bit

I was wondering the same thing, Warped.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

So a Raft is slang for human-sized doll

 

[Dandan]

In Japan this whole situation would be normal

 

[Remus]

I wonder if he had to deflate it a little bit

Have experience with such matters, don't ya?

 

[Higlac]

What an improper use of a dinghy.

 

[Stylo]

Buoy, that must have deflated his sense of self-esteem.

 

[function9]

Well geez, I was feeling sorry for him, but then it wasn't even his raft. Wonder what's going to happen to the raft, poor thing.

 

[CptStern]

ya poor raft got the shaft ...literally