Man cooks weiner in park

[CptStern]

Seattle police sent a man to Harborview for a mental evaluation after a bizarre arson incident at a downtown Seattle park early Wednesday morning.

Police and firefighters were called to Prefontaine Place Park at 3rd and Yesler just before 12:30 am September 7th.

When police arrived, they found a man wearing “crotchless chaps-style spandex with his genitals and buttocks showing,” a police report says.

The man had lit a fire in the fountain—which has been broken and empty for several years, according to a Parks Department spokeswoman—and was ”straddling the fire, letting the flames hit his genitals and buttocks.”

One officer heard the man say ”we are having a weenie roast” as he thrust his hips back and forth over the flame. Mostly, though, the report notes that the man was mumbling incoherently.

http://publicola.com/2011/09/08/man...re-tries-to-cook-his-own-weenie-in-city-park/

 

[Dandan]

Once its cooked all you have to do for leftovers is re-heat it!

 

[Yuri]

That man lit his penis on fire.

 

[Remus]

That man lit his penis on fire.

Captain Obvious, is that you?

 

[Bad^Hat]

That man lit his penis on fire.

I sense there is no calling for me here.

 

[Maestro]

That man lit his penis on fire.

That was my first thought. It took a moment for "we're having a weenie roast" to sink in.

 

[Krynn72]

Must have been a redhead.

 

[Eejit]

Too much love drove that man insane?

 

[Dandan]

He should plead the filth!

 

[Robbo]

Hahahaha, that would have been awesome to see!
Sounds like something from a sketch comedy show.

 

[morgs]

What a silly sausage!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I fully expect Stern to do something like this one day.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Wonder if it was a footlong

 

[Acepilotf14]

Must have been a chilly day

 

[MiccyNarc]

That is actually a hilarious mental picture. A guy humping the air saying "we're going to have a weenie roast". I can hear it in a high pitched voice. He probably invited all of his friends.

 

[function9]

Must have been a chilly day

Actually it turned out to be a scorcher.

 

[morgs]