Man decapitates self with sports car

[CptStern]

An inquest into the death of Welsh gym owner Gerald Mellin has found the businessman decapitated himself in his Aston Martin DB7 after an argument with his estranged wife. According to the court, Mellin tied one end of a rope to a tree, climbed into his DB7 and wrapped the other end around his neck. Mellin then jammed the pedal down on the $173,000 car, driving into a busy main road, forcing other drivers to watch his horrific death. Police found his headless body still in the driving seat and his head on the back seat.

one would say Gerald Mellin was miles ahead of the competition in killing oneself with style

<takes off sun glasses> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


http://jalopnik.com/400143/uk-businessman-decapitates-self-with-aston-martin-db7

 

[Sedako]

He got blood all over a perfectly nice DB7.

 

[Raziaar]

What a waste of a good life.

 

[Baal]

What a waste of a good life.

Or at least a good interior.

I'm shocked those cars are only $170,000~. They're like my dream cars..

edit: Where's Mr. Wolfe when you need him?

 

[lefty]

Dream Car? It looks like a hot wheels.

Also, we need less decapitations, we're running out of head puns.

 

[Krynn72]

Looks like he shouldnt have put his FOOT down.

 

[CyberPitz]

That's what he gets when he tickles his taint to a Jesus picture.

 

[Jintor]

Drive away, no more to pay.

 

[V-Man339]

Please, Stern, the politics forum is dead.

Go back to where you belong!

 

[Stigmata]

Looks like he couldn't take his wife's head games any more.

 

[Dog--]

Aston Martins are gay.

Using simple logic I was able to conclude:

Aston Martin = gay
Guy own - Aston Marton
Guy = Gay.

 

[Sedako]

Aston Martins are gay.

NEVER!

 

[Dog--]

Oh yea.. You certainly showed me...

/sarcasm


(I can't tell if your /sarcasming or not)

 

[Tyguy]

I suppose he really was the...head...of a corporation

 

[Asuka]

/Loser

 

[VirusType2]

If only she would have given him head while he drives he probably would have held together. Probably would be difficult though. I hear those cars don't have a lot of head room.

I wonder where he was heading? Whenever you head out in such a hurry, it's easy to leave things behind. I know I'd lose my head if it wasn't tied on.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Why do you like threads involving decapitation?

The last one was the awesome chainsaw guy.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Objects in the rear view mirror may be... smaller... than they appear?



... Yeah **** it, you guys took all the good ones.

 

[soulslicer]

Lots of decapitations recently. It's like, everyone's losing their mind

 

[kineaesth]

/head joke

 

[Baal]

Dream Car? It looks like a hot wheels.

Also, we need less decapitations, we're running out of head puns.

It's not just the looks. The sound...oh the sound.

 

[VirusType2]

Her son was playing near the road. She saw the car coming and his Mother yelled out, "HEADS UP!"

 

[Shift]

Oh my that poor car!

 

[Seppo]

He got blood all over a perfectly nice DB7.

that selfish bastard.

 

[Gordon-Shepherd]

My God, it's full of puns..

Seriously, Arnold Scwarznegger's mr Freeze was a far better pun-issuer (heh) than any of you guys.
ICE to see you
COOL party
TAKE THIS. COLD. AAAGH. I AM ARNOLD.

 

[Gray Fox]

God how horrible, I would hope most people in his position go seek a overpriced shrink.

 

[Dog--]

Gordon, he says "It's a cool party, chill out".

..



Everyone of his movies has him saying some stupid line..

Predator: *throws knife in guy* Arnie: Stick around!
True Lies: *guy is hanging off rocket* Arnie: Your Fired! *shoots rocket*
Terminator: Asta La Vista, Baby.

Never stops with him!

 

[Shift]

Gordon, he says "It's a cool party, chill out".

..



Everyone of his movies has him saying some stupid line..

Predator: *throws knife in guy* Arnie: Stick around!
True Lies: *guy is hanging off rocket* Arnie: Your Fired! *shoots rocket*
Terminator: Asta La Vista, Baby.

Never stops with him!

And? I think its a very funny novelty hehe.

 

[VirusType2]

The theme song to this thread

"head out on the highway!"

D:

 

[Sam]

Was anyone else expecting something involving Pitz attempting sex with his RX8?

 

[Vegeta897]

Well technically he was decapitated by the rope around his neck.

'Cuz that'd be like saying you're going to go kill yourself with gravity and then hang yourself with a rope.

 

[Shift]

You would think, if he wanted to commit suicide he would use a much more conventional and less downright insane method.

 

[Vegeta897]

Now why would he go and do that, when he has the chance to make it into the news, and get his very own thread on our humble forum, posted by Ster... Oh, oh god, you're right.

 

[VirusType2]

I mean, wow. It's definitely hardcore. Ripped his head right off. D:

I can just picture a headless corpse ghost riding for that last straight away.

He probably changed his mind and tried to stop but he underestimated the length of the rope tied to the tree.

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. Words to live/die by.

 

[Moto]

That's not a good way to get ahead in life.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

You terrible, terrible people.

 

[Tagaziel]

edit: Where's Mr. Wolfe When You Need Him?

D:

You shot Marvin in the face!