Man discovers he is actually black after 26 years.

[Ames]

http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/living/12744798.htm

When a young Dave Myers asked his mother why police in Alabama were spraying black civil-rights protesters with fire hoses, she told him it was because they were hot.

http://www.discussrace.com/

 

[Beerdude26]

All I've got to say is : :|

 

[OCybrManO]

It sounds like that episode of Chappelle's Show... except he isn't blind and he didn't join the KKK.

 

[xLostx]

saw this on jay leno last night

 

[Spectre01]

It sounds like that episode of Chappelle's Show... except he isn't blind and he didn't join the KKK.

Ah and what a great and simply hilarious episode it was.

 

[Que-Ever]

man, imagine that...
You wake up one moring, and look at yourself, and go "oh shits! I'm black!" pretty funny.

 

[Murray_H]

man, imagine that...
You wake up one moring, and look at yourself, and go "oh shits mother ****er! I'm black mother ****er! Where is my chicken and my 9?" pretty funny.

Edited quote for racial stereotypes :thumbs:

 

[Quixoticism]

All I've got to say is : :|

Indeed, that was my first thought as well. :|

 

[Que-Ever]

Edited quote for racial stereotypes :thumbs:

I've been misquoted! kill the media!

 

[IonizeMyAtoms]

What a sad story
That is bizarre

 

[DigiQ8]

All I've got to say is : :|

what he says

 

[Icarusintel]

god, i hope this doesn;t happen to me

 

[bvasgm]

It's like that episode of Family Guy.

Peter discovers that his ancestors were slaves owned by his wife's ancestors. Hilarity ensues.

 

[Qonfused]

Oh noes, I might be black.

 

[Ikerous]

Oh noes, I might be black.

I'm pretty sure i've never heard a black man go "Oh noes" before..

 

[Da-Muffin-Man]

I'm pretty sure i've never heard a black man go "Oh noes" before..

Me neither. I think it'd be more along the lines of "Oh shit n*gga!"

 

[Ames]

Me neither. I think it'd be more along the lines of "Oh shit n*gga!"

More like obvious generalizing racist bastard.

"Oh snap blackie!"

 

[Da-Muffin-Man]

Im not racist. It was a joke, you know that right? :|

 

[Beerdude26]

 

[Ikerous]

Im not racist. It was a joke, you know that right? :|

Yea he knows, Shens just has a unique sense of humor. As long as you don't feed him you'll be safe

lawl @ beerdude

 

[Ames]

Yea he knows, Shens just has a unique sense of humor. As long as you don't feed him you'll be safe

lawl @ beerdude

I don't have a unique sense of humor, just that I restrict it like wrapping a tight rope around your genitals until it falls off, except that it has only just started to rot and has attracted some goddamned perverted flies.

Question: Do you understand the true meaning of your ****ing existence like I do now? I have only just ****ing discovered myself and my inner beauty bitch.

 

[Que-Ever]

Question: Do you understand the true meaning of your ****ing existence like I do now? I have only just ****ing discovered myself and my inner beauty bitch.

You can't HANDLE the truth :|

 

[Skaadi]

*cough* a heh heh wtf?

 

[Raziaar]

I hate that bullshit...

"I thought like a white kid, I didnt want to be associated with blacks"

Thats such bullshit...

I hate that crap that people think because you are white, you are inherently racist. Growing up, i'd want friends, no matter what the hell they looked like.

 

[dream431ca]

Black people rule! Even though I'm white, I have a lot of black friends...great people.

 

[15357]

poor guy......

 

[ailevation]

I dunno man... he's black... he has a huge you-know-what.:cheers:

I'd be happy! Upgrading from Asian to Black is like jumping from a pentium II to a whopping AMD 64.

 

[Gunner]

Ailevation you bring shame to Asian stereotypes everywhere. Much loss of face...

 

[Steven]

OMGWTFASLHTTPFTLCBBQ!? If I looked in the mirror and realised I was black I'd question my own sanity.

 

[Sulkdodds]

That's some weird shit.

Judy Myers insists the rape story is true: "Any black who rapes a woman will say she asked for it."

Any man full stop who rapes a woman will say she asked for it. :|

EDIT: Duh-duh-duh-duh-dum I woke up this morning! Realised I was black! Dah-duh-duh-duh-dum.

 

[ailevation]

Ailevation you bring shame to Asian stereotypes everywhere. Much loss of face...

I apologize if my words offend you.

 

[ríomhaire]

*looks down*
OMG I'M WHITE!!!

 

[Greatgat]

OMG! I'm european!

*horror*

 

[Insano]

Omg, I'm 1337! :O

 

[ríomhaire]

Omg, I'm 1337! :O

No, you're just insane...O

 

[Insano]

I have nothing to do with this person who you call "Insane"...

 

[Greatgat]

I have nothing to do with this person who you call "Insane"...

Thank god. I might have to start ignoring you.

edit: That seems harsh. Hey, how's it going, Insano?

 

[<RJMC>]

omg I am a monkey!