Man found covered in BBQ Sauce claims it's "urban camouflage"

[CptStern]

lol, best story of the day imho

APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner. The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder. He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.

The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

omg it's kathaksung!!!

http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_1350893___article.html/basement_covered.html

 

[Vegeta897]

In another man's basement huh?

I smell conspiracy. (and barbecue sauce)

The man who "found" him didn't find him at all, he's been keeping him in his basement for years, playing sick perverted barbecue sauce games, and he finally got bored so he called the police to get him out of there and cover it up with this ridiculous story. He told the man that he'd kill him if he told the truth, so he made up some anti-government story to appeal to everyone's "lol antigov people are stoopid" side.

It's all true.

 

[Muffin Man]

He better hope the government isn't hungry.

 

[Slug Advisor]

"The husband grabbed his shotgun"

Hmmm...

Oh, and Vegeta, you forgot to mention that this is a troll thread and Stern is a troll.

 

[CptStern]

at least I'm not covered in BBQ sauce (I prefer maple syrup)

^^^omg troll!!!

 

[Vegeta897]

I know you are but what am I!

 

[CyberPitz]

A garbage man!

 

[Muffin Man]

The plot thickens.

 

[Slug Advisor]

See the conclusion next week. And now, a word from out sponsors at Hunt's, bringing you the best BBQ sauce...

 

[Qonfused]

The plot thickens.

I love thick BBQ sauce.

 

[Muffin Man]

I prefer gravy, tbh.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Really? I absolutely despise gravy.

 

[Vegeta897]

There are many kinds of gravy, though. You can't just despise them all!

 

[CptStern]

A garbage man!

...

Takes one to know one!


springfieldians: ooohh burn

I love thick BBQ sauce.

it clings to skin better than the leading thin brand?

 

[MJ12]

It would be so sweet if that was the common way to hide from the government.

"Sir, we've tracked the fugitive"

"Oh wait, he's headed for the BBQ Sauce Factory.... faaaaaaaaaaaaack"

 

[morgs]

"where he found the sauced-up intruder"

so funny.

 

[Shift]

It would be so sweet if that was the common way to hide from the government.

Turns out the common way is the sweet way, BBQ sauce sweet that is

 

[Jintor]

The little dongly things on the ends of shoelaces are called anglets. Their purpose? Sinister.

 

[highlander]

I came......BBQ sauce.

 

[Rizzo]

How honest is your opinion btw. wtf? lol.