Man kidnaps woman to read bible passages to her

[CptStern]

OH GOD THE HORROR

bible passages for three days!!! i'd just have asked him to kill me after 30 seconds

"and the lord said .."
"KILLMEKILLMEKILLME"

A man held a woman captive in handcuffs and an adult diaper for three days while he read Bible passages to her, police said.

The woman told police that after she fell asleep Brisport handcuffed her wrists and ankles, gagged her, undressed her and put her in an adult diaper, then read Bible passages, said police Capt. Ray Carroll.

She apparently was not sexually assaulted, Carroll said.

However, court documents alleged that Brisport tried several times to suffocate the woman using a pillow and blanket.

most likely so that she can come face to face with her maker

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29240799/

 

[MJ12]

What a sissy, try 12 years of Catholic School.

 

[CptStern]

try 13, as in I went to catholic school for 13 years ..which is why I'd want him to kill me

 

[Dog--]

lol you guys both have it easy

Try 0 years of religion at all.

Oh wait, that makes me better.

 

[Glue]

*Man slaps woman*

" If you dont believe in my religion...so help me god!"

hehe wow...what a messed up society..

 

[Bad^Hat]

What a massive idiot. I bet she would rather have died than be pumped full of his sermon.

Spoiler

This one's hard.

 

[Dog--]

When he handcuffed her, she probably shit her pants.

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yea it is

 

[Krynn72]

Looks like that guy had too much of the communion whine.

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Yes, quite difficult. I wrote down three of them, and that was the best

 

[MJ12]

It must have been awkward to be the host of such a circumstance with no decision. I just hope the mass majority of religious people are not this nutty. Perhaps this indecent brought her to some revelations of her own. I'm sure she'll have a Mark for all of those days on the calender to remember.

Does anyone know the conditions of where he kept her? Did he at least let her sleep on a Matt?
It's a good thing to know he didn't nail her.
From the sounds of it, he was pretty poor, definitely not a Corinthian of wealth. This lunatic needs to get a life and a Job.

This guy sure is fishy, and I'm sure he is in loaves of trouble.
Anyways, I hope she has good Luke with the rest of her life.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Jesus christ, ZT.

 

[Omnomnick]

That guy would make a great priest, reading bible passages before randomly choosing one of the people in church and suffocating them with a pillow.

If you do not die, you are satan.
If you remove the pillow, god will not accept you into heaven.

 

[Eejit]

I don't think I could take so much of that babble.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Guys guys, it's a rip-off! I saw this film two years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Z7Cf9IDGw

 

[swan_song1973]

what a playa.

 

[MJ12]

Jesus christ, ZT.

What can I say, I Noah lot about The Bible.

 

[Jintor]

You guys are an absolute flood of bad puns.

 

[Sheepo]

Shit, I can't even think of a blatantly obvious wrong pun for this.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Played Call of Juarez anyone?

Crazy bible guy.

 

[mastag]

try 13, as in I went to catholic school for 13 years ..which is why I'd want him to kill me

I live in South Carolina.

/me wins.

 

[Officer Combine]

I live in Arkansas. I win.