Man let in US with bloody chainsaw

[iyfyoufhl]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8132799

That guy kinda looks like the guy from SNL, if you know who i'm talking about

 

[CptStern]

for an american he was surprisingly under-armed

 

[PvtRyan]

I would go on a murdering rampage too if I had a bad hairday like that.

 

[iyfyoufhl]

I would go on a murdering rampage too if I had a bad hairday like that.

ahaahha

 

[SimonomiS]

Wow, he really didn't care. Found the body on his kitchen floor? Wandering on a high way in a blood stained shirt?
Must say I agree with the spokesperson.

 

[The Monkey]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050607/050607_depres_vsml_1p.vsmall.jpg - Why are they showing a doll in this news post?

More to the point, why are they showing a picture at all? And name for that matter! That's just sick.

 

[iyfyoufhl]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050607/050607_depres_vsml_1p.vsmall.jpg - Why are they showing a doll in this news post?

More to the point, why are they showing a picture at all? And name for that matter! That's just sick.

what the hell are you talking about

 

[Recoil]

That's one ugly dude :|

 

[SupremePain]

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050607/050607_depres_vsml_1p.vsmall.jpg - Why are they showing a doll in this news post?

More to the point, why are they showing a picture at all? And name for that matter! That's just sick.

That was the worst joke I have ever read. I give you a A for effort though.

otherwise lol @ at the bloody chainsaw swingin' dude

 

[xLostx]

for an american he was surprisingly under-armed

He was Canadian! He was over-armed! Crazy New Brunswicker. Lurn two reed KptSturn.

 

[MilkMan12]

He was American I think...and Canada is retarded....they really dont care about their criminals do they? or is it they dont know what to do when someone commits a crime and they dont find him? They should have alerted the US with info on him and how he might try to flee back to the US.

The whole canada flame part was sarcasm but seriously why didnt they do what they should have done?

 

[CptStern]

:upstare: he was going INTO the US ..not canada ..US guards patrol the border on the american side NOT canadian ..did you even bother to read the article?

 

[CptStern]

He was Canadian! He was over-armed! Crazy New Brunswicker. Lurn two reed KptSturn.

errr ...reading comprehension:


"said the Canada-born Despres could not be detained because he is a naturalized U.S. citizen and was not wanted on any criminal charges on the day in question"

 

[Yuri]

for an american he was surprisingly under-armed

He wasn't American! I guess that explains everything! Hoorah for your smartness CptStern!

The following day, a gruesome scene was discovered in Despres’ hometown of Minto, New Brunswick

errr ...reading comprehension:

"said the Canada-born Despres could not be detained because he is a naturalized U.S. citizen and was not wanted on any criminal charges on the day in question"

nat·u·ral·ize (năch'ər-ə-līz', năch'rə-) pronunciation

v., -ized, -iz·ing, -iz·es.

v.tr.

1. To grant full citizenship to (one of foreign birth).

Naturalized.

Thanks!

"Only in America!"

 

[MilkMan12]

I read the article I thought it said he was coming to the US after commiting a murder in Canada...am I missing something...I didnt read the whole article.

Guys hes american...it said he was a US citizen...so you can assume hes american. EDIT i see...thats a ****ing stupid word to describe hes a foreign us citizen.

Oh stern I see where you got confused...I meant why didnt Canada alert the US saying "watch out for this guy he might try to come to your country"

srry for confusion

 

[Axyon]

"Only in America!"

Okay, it's now officially "Only in North America!". Happy?

 

[Yuri]

Okay, it's now officially "Only in North America!". Happy?

You deserve a lol. Literally. Teehee.

 

[T.H.C.138]

nice Devillock...old school punk rock Misfits hair-do..had one in middle school myself.. notice the hardcore punk rock guy killed the old country musician...sounds about par for the course...

maybe the old guy was warbling some god awful country twang and punk dude was hungover.. still not right,but if you have ever been hungover...you know what certain sounds can do to you!!

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Something needs to be done about the borders. NOW. Imagine if that guy had gone on a further rampage.

I'm sure Canada wouldn't have let him in. For the security our nation pays for our border's are one of the biggest jokes in the world.

Militarize the southern border and totally revamp the northern border securities.

I read the article I thought it said he was coming to the US after commiting a murder in Canada...am I missing something...I didnt read the whole article.

Correct

"Then they let him into the United States."

"The following day, a gruesome scene was discovered in Despres’ hometown of Minto, New Brunswick"

 

[CptStern]

I like my idea ...one big wall on the 49th parallel :E

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I like my idea ...one big wall on the 49th parallel :E

Possibly. There is a lot of crime (for both nations) that occurs on the empty stretch in desolate areas of Montana, etc. Not necessarily a big concrete wall but some sort of security. The problem is it's so huge that the cost of it would be enormous.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

The decapitated body of a 74-year-old country musician named Frederick Fulton was found on his kitchen floor

He must have a place in his heart for country music

 

[T.H.C.138]

so far the best border protection we (America) have is these self-styled minute men along the mexican border...nobody has been shot(so far),and they have held illegals until the immigration services can get there to properly take care of things

 

[Yuri]

I like my idea ...one big wall on the 49th parallel :E

ADMIT THAT YOU WERE WRONG, HEATHEN!

lol <3

 

[CptStern]

I'm never wrong :E

 

[CptStern]

Possibly. There is a lot of crime (for both nations) that occurs on the empty stretch in desolate areas of Montana, etc. Not necessarily a big concrete wall but some sort of security. The problem is it's so huge that the cost of it would be enormous.

a secure border is just not attainable ...there are literally hundreds of miles of border with no markings, no fences, nothing

 

[Yuri]

I'm never wrong :E

Haha, I love ya Stern.

Only in Canada!

:angel:

 

[The Monkey]

That was the worst joke I have ever read. I give you a A for effort though.

otherwise lol @ at the bloody chainsaw swingin' dude

Joke? You mean that's a real person?

 

[MilkMan12]

Godarnit stern use the edit button lol. By the way i was right for once

 

[CptStern]

Haha, I love ya Stern.

Only in Canada!

:angel:

I prefer to see myself as a "citizen of the world" ...not necessarily canadian

 

[gh0st]

I like my idea ...one big wall on the 49th parallel :E

Yeah keep all these Canadians with no style, bloody chainsaws, and murderous rampages out of pristine America. This must end NOW.

 

[CptStern]

meh at least we wont have an influx of guys wearing stetsons armed to the teeth :E

or politicians with southern drawls trying to persuade us to do nasty things


win-win IMHO