Man marries Pillow

[CptStern]

there's hope for some of you yet ..hahah vegeta

Lee Jin-gyu fell for his 'dakimakura' - a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.


In Lee's case, his beloved pillow has an image of Fate Testarossa, from the 'magical girl' anime series Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha

'He is completely obsessed with this pillow and takes it everywhere,' said one friend.

'They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,' they added.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow

 

[Raziaar]

there's hope for some of you yet ..hahah vegeta

You're a riot stern. Quit your day job.

 

[CptStern]

You're a riot stern. Quit your day job.

but then I'd be like you; unemployed and directionless in life

 

[Solaris]

Oh I love this feud.

 

[Barnz]

stern is a perfect man
go get him girls

 

[Vegeta897]

there's hope for some of you yet ..hahah vegeta

but then I'd be like you; unemployed and directionless in life

You're ****ing hilarious, Stern, really.

All you do is find excuses to be a dick. Under the guise of "humor".

 

[CptStern]

haha you're such a hypocrite vageta:

http://halflife2.net/forums/search.php?searchid=1452147

 

[Vegeta897]

Is that supposed to contradict anything? All that is is more examples of me expressing my hatred toward you. And I didn't just start hating you out of the blue. I have my reasons, and they date back to prehistoric times. I'm not the only one, either.

Also so much for you having me on ignore.

 

[Acepilotf14]

At least he found happiness, which is more than I can say for some people with real wives.

 

[Raziaar]

With enough time, that pillow will have enough skin cells to be legally human.

 

[Dog--]

With enough time, that pillow will have enough skin cells to be legally human.

Skin cells among other 'cells' :|

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

'They go out to the park or the funfair where it will go on all the rides with him. Then when he goes out to eat he takes it with him and it gets its own seat and its own meal,' they added.

...

 

[Raziaar]

I'm sure they get into arguments all of the time about how he's always buying her dinners that she refuses to eat.

"I didn't buy you a steak dinner for you to just sit there quietly and stare at me the whole time while I eat mine."

 

[Tyguy]

what is it about anime that gets people so damn excited?

maybe it's the large eyes

 

[CptStern]

it's the small mouths. they're just the right size .........

 

[Vegeta897]

 

[<RJMC>]

stern just likes to make fun of people whitout girlfriends

"lol look at me I have a wife lol"

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

At least he found happiness, which is more than I can say for some people with real wives.

You never dressed up and painted yourself as a Na'vi for me. I want a divorce.

 

[swan_song1973]

lol, those kooky koreans and their love.

 

[Vegeta897]

He's Korean.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

He's Korean.

Same shit different name.

 

[Vegeta897]

That's actually true in some senses. At least pop culture wise.

 

[swan_song1973]

He's Korean.

wow, tl;dr at its worst.

 

[arch5]

It's because usually the girls in anime are cute.

Too cute.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

If you can really call bug eyed mutant C.H.U.D.S. cute.

 

[Eejit]

At least he found happiness, which is more than I can say for some people with real wives.

Jealous?

 

[MJ12]

Why is he kissing the side that does NOT have the picture on it? And why is the side he is kissing look like it has some weird shapes drawn with sharpie marker, and brown diarrhea dripping from it?

 

[Vegeta897]

Why is he kissing the side that does NOT have the picture on it?

It's two sided.

And the "weird shapes" are ribbons in her hair.

 

[Eejit]

I saw what you did thar.

 

[Kyorisu]

Solution to any argument is to throw her in in the washing machine. That'll shut her up.

 

[unozero]

This thread is going places.


oh btw

It's stupid to marry objects I bet his mom is so proud...

 

[Raziaar]

This thread is going places.


oh btw

It's stupid to marry objects I bet his mom is so proud...

Women are objects.

Why else do you think we have the term objectified?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Stern is 53.

 

[the cow says moo]

Why can't I get a girl like that?

 

[arch5]

It's two sided.

And the "weird shapes" are ribbons in her hair.
*snip*

We've all wanted a Japanese love pillow at sometime in our life.

 

[VirusType2]

I'd hit it.

Then again, this would do in a pinch:

 

[Doppelgofer]

seems like someone got inspired by lars and the real girl

 

[15357]

I know where he lives and works, what high school he went to, and who his sister is.



Despite that, I believe that he should be escorted off to an island death camp where he won't contaminate the rest of the world. Jesus ****ing Christ.

 

[Danimal]

ITT: Numbers takes out his sexual frustration via the form of brutal punishments to seemingly happy men.

 

[15357]

ITT: Numbers takes out his sexual frustration via the form of brutal punishments to seemingly happy men.

Happy? THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND HAPPINESS!