Mario Explains Relationships

[CptStern]

more:

http://kotaku.com/5143550/mario-explains-relationships-for-us

 

[Wanted Bob]

I lol'd at this one

 

[Darkside55]

 

[nipples]

^The best.

 

[FireStarter]

^Wrong.

Every Mario needs sex. EVERY. MARIO.

 

[Darkside55]

I SAID MARIO DOESN'T NEED THAT SHIT

 

[FireStarter]

In that case your pic is innacurate because Mario is not whacking off.

 

[Sheepo]

I would like to inform you that every goomba represents being walked in on by your romantic associate while you are pleasuring yourself.

 

[Darkside55]

In that case your pic is innacurate because Mario is not whacking off.

He's flying away to do it okay jeez

 

[FireStarter]

I would like to inform you that every goomba represents being walked in on by your romantic associate while you are pleasuring yourself.

But the first goomba in the game is like five blocks away from you when you start. ._.

 

[Sheepo]

One level represents every relationship you're had in your entire life. You get caught masturbating a lot dude.

 

[FireStarter]

I sure do... ;-;

 

[Sulkdodds]

 

[FireStarter]

How the hell is that casual sex? Someone(goomba) is watching you!

 

[Sheepo]

Oh god, I'm definitely going to bust out my goomba avatar again.

 

[FireStarter]

Start the "Goomba is watching you masturbate" pics

NOW.

 

[Sheepo]

Goodbye Edward Blake.

 

[Sulkdodds]

How the hell is that casual sex? Someone(goomba) is watching you!

You go down plenty of holes, but watch out, for some of them may bite.

 

[FireStarter]

You go down plenty of holes, but watch out, for some of them may bite.

Vagina Dentata? D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You go down plenty of holes, but watch out, for some of them may bite.

 

[Darkside55]

It ain't problem free
but at least there's sodomy

Vagina dentata