martha gets her freedom back tonight

"They do not know that time passes slowly, there are no good educational opportunities, there is little of value with which to pass the time."

It's not meant as a retreat for self betterment, it's meant for punishment. Sounds like it's serving its purpose.
 
My Stepmom is locked up and became friends with Martha stewart in jail.

I didn't believe it untill I got an autographed picture of Martha
 
VirusType2 said:
My Stepmom is locked up and became friends with Martha stewart in jail.

I didn't believe it untill I got an autographed picture of Martha
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Are you serious? That's awesome.
 
Oh god! LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS!!!
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
"They do not know that time passes slowly, there are no good educational opportunities, there is little of value with which to pass the time."

It's not meant as a retreat for self betterment, it's meant for punishment. Sounds like it's serving its purpose.
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From what my step mom says, its hardly the pusnishment I had gone through in prison, its more like a club. They have so so many priveleges there that other prisons don't have!

They had it made! Just ask me if you want to know details

The cold fact about prison though is, that you are confined and you aren't free. So it's still not fun.

EDIT: yea! I'm serious. I live in Virginia. My stepmom was sent to that prison in west virginia for some reason. Martha also introduced my step mom to another t.v. celebrity, but I forgot her name.... some talk show chick.
anyway mom won't get out for a few years though...

EDIT: my Stepmom isn't famous though.. It's just that My dad is a millionare. I think its like a country club prison with lots of priveleges.
 
Gh0st why arn't you in the halflife2.net news team ?
 
It's about time! I need those new gardening tips. If it weren't for Martha I don't know how my yellow gerbera daisies would have made it this long. Oh, and the new corn and watercress salad recipe I wanted to try out for my sisters wedding! I love weddings!
 
beam said:
The Devil!

Too bad you couldn't be sentenced to death for insider trading :sleep:
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Jesus it's bad but it's not that bad.

It's like a captain leaving the ship instead of everyone else off first. Except this doesn't involve any life or death stuff, money.
 
Adrien C said:
Gh0st why arn't you in the halflife2.net news team ?
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I havent nearly got the time, which is too bad as I was enjoying the whole thing. Theres also some issues at home which preclude me from doing it.
 
Martha will find out how to make a nuclear bomb out of two toothpicks and some ice...


She's great at improvising.

:|
 
VirusType2 said:
My Stepmom is locked up and became friends with Martha stewart in jail.

I didn't believe it untill I got an autographed picture of Martha
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u kidding?

if not, post the picture of her and martha on here :D:D.

PS: i hate the way celebs/well known people, get light sentences or get off innocent, when in fact they are plain guilty.!

for example...

OJ Simpson
Michael Jackson.

both 'got/are getting' off innocent and free.pisses me off.
 
KoreBolteR said:
u kidding?

if not, post the picture of her and martha on here :D:D.

PS: i hate the way celebs/well known people, get light sentences or get off innocent, when in fact they are plain guilty.!

for example...

OJ Simpson
Michael Jackson.

both 'got/are getting' off innocent and free.pisses me off.
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Yeah and what about the other people there were doing inside trading? Oh yeah, nothing happened to them. And you saying OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson are guilty is funny, seeing how you are guessing, you are across the ocean, you have no evidence to prove that.
 
DiSTuRbEd said:
Yeah and what about the other people there were doing inside trading? Oh yeah, nothing happened to them. And you saying OJ Simpson and Michael Jackson are guilty is funny, seeing how you are guessing, you are across the ocean, you have no evidence to prove that.
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Considering the publicity around these events, being across the ocean doesn't make much difference at all. If anything it leaves us with a more objective view of the whole thing.

O.J only got off because of the Chubacca defense anyway ;)
 
Oh that person, the loveable celebrity housewife who got locked up for something or other, am I on the right track? Either way I think they should incinerate celebrities!
 
why doesn;t someone kill that bitch? what has she contributed to this world? if only she had gone to a real prison...
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
O.J only got off because of the Chubacca defense anyway ;)
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it does not make sense!
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Considering the publicity around these events, being across the ocean doesn't make much difference at all. If anything it leaves us with a more objective view of the whole thing.

O.J only got off because of the Chubacca defense anyway ;)
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Jury>everyone else. THE ENDDDDDDD.
 
KoreBolteR said:
u kidding?

if not, post the picture of her and martha on here :D:D.

PS: i hate the way celebs/well known people, get light sentences or get off innocent, when in fact they are plain guilty.!

for example...

OJ Simpson
Michael Jackson.

both 'got/are getting' off innocent and free.pisses me off.
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I gave my older brother back his scanner.

My little brother has it on his wall. Its a picture of martha cooking in black and white, with her signature in permanent marker. It looks like brady bunch wife yo. My stepmom isn't in it. It was sent from Martha's "people" becuase she had no access to such things in prison.

I'll try and get it scanned soon
 
Post a link to the Martha Autograph - put it on imageshack - dont let us miss out dude!

Martha made the big mistake which was to talk. If she had just said, I am not saying anything, I want my right to counsel - she would never have gone to jail. Instead, she blabbed, lied, and got charged with lying to investigators. Silly silly martha.
 
Good for her...Does she get a medal?

I bet she's going to say how hard it was for her to be in jail...And will make it all dramatic. And describe how she is a changed woman...

Celebreties are a tricky bunch of people. They should be treated like everyone else, especially when it comes to the law. At the same time, if placed into a state prison, she will most likely have it worse off then Joe Shmo because of her popularity.

Just a reason not to get caught in the first place...
 
pr0nking said:
Whos martha stewart?
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She's the woman all women would like to be, and the woman all men would like to bone........


:LOL: Extreme Naughty Housewives 3 lolololol
..............................
ME AFTER I REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID: :naughty: :D :| :O :sleep: :x

to awnser your question, google it.
 
Your tax dollars went to her getting a good prison room, your money went to her cooking a thanksgiving dinner for her fellow inmates. I hope she got beat up in jail a LOT.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
It's not meant as a retreat for self betterment, it's meant for punishment. Sounds like it's serving its purpose.
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Sod rehabilitation. I mean, if they go out with the same lack of skills as before then they're more likely to turn to crime again, and that's what we want, right? Isn't it? Right?
 
dont want to sound stupid, but who is Martha Stewart?
 
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