me and my cheese grader just got in a fight

BabyHeadCrab

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I was slicing some cheese with your cheese grader when my finger got too close to the damned blade, and I was too damn stupid to realize it... slllrshhh there goes a slice of upper finger skin :D yum... anyways me and my cheesegrader never really got along before this and it was only a matter of time before it tried to kick my ass like that :(

this cheese is still really good though, even though I might find a piece of finger skin in it :p
 
Well don't just take that from a cheesegrader!
Throw it on the ground and stomp on it! :p
 
Tr0n said:
You was pwned.


Bitch.

it was using h4x... :'( ...

I tried to get revenge but I was afriad of getting cut again Datrix, that thing has been coming into my room at night.. threatening me.. :(

Danimal said:
Cheesegraders - Man's worst enemy.
[SARCASM]
Dont you mean republicans[/SARCASM]
 
Why don't we all start calling cheese graters by their real names?
Sponge ruiner.
 
Did anyone see that movie where they tortured some guy buy grinding his knucles off with a cheese grater?
 
MarcoPollo said:
Did anyone see that movie where they tortured some guy buy grinding his knucles off with a cheese grater?

WHat movie is that?! :eek:
 
ship said:
Why don't we all start calling cheese graters by their real names?
Sponge ruiner.

If you didn't say that then I probably would have, pal.
 
babyheadcrab said:
I was slicing some cheese with your cheese grater when my finger got too close to the damned blade, and I was too damn stupid to realize it... slllrshhh there goes a slice of upper finger skin :D yum... anyways me and my cheesegrater never really got along before this and it was only a matter of time before it tried to kick my ass like that :(

this cheese is still really good though, even though I might find a piece of finger skin in it :p


No wonder it is pissed, you keep insulting it by calling it a flipping Cheese Grader.
 
http://www.widmerscheese.com/cheddartour.cfm

The Cheddars are marked, labeled with a vat number and production date, then placed in special curing rooms to age. While curing, the cheeses are inspected and turned by hand at regular intervals. Cheddars are aged from several days to several years. All Cheddars are graded by a Wisconsin licensed Cheese Grader before leaving the plant.
 
...And here I am thinking it was "Barbie's mermaid adventure" :(

Murray_H said:
Is this another congradulations syndrome? It's congratulations!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Did you get the wrong thread?
 
Is this another congradulations syndrome? It's congratulations!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
 
Danimal said:
...And here I am thinking it was "Barbie's mermaid adventure" :(



Did you get the wrong thread?


How did you reply to him before he even made the post? :rolling:
 
Danimal said:
Did you get the wrong thread?

If he is referring to a cheese grader, then my post doesn't need to exist, but if he meant grater, then my post was referring to how some people spell a t with a d (such as in congratulations, people on here have spelt it congradulations)
 
JellyWorld said:
it was? don't remember anyone having their knuckles ground off in that movie


Apart from the people watching it...
 
yeah I had the same thing happen to me when I was grating some cheese for some delicious nachoes, bastard cheese graters.
 
That is why I buy my cheese pre-shredded.
 
Maybe if you spelled "cheese grater" correctly it wouldn't be gettin' all pissed and attacking you.

That's hilarious, by the way.
 
What does cheese grading entail?

Red Leicester.... 9 out of 10
Mature Enligsh Cheddar 3 out of 10, ah we have a faulty batch

So you got in a fight with your cheese grader eh?

What did he do, give you 0 out of 10 on your Edam test?
 
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