Sui
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The Japanese have sure had some great ideas. I mean, giant robots. What could possibly be more thrilling than to pilot your own mech, and to have that awesome power at your fingertips? To stride forward with giant limbs at the flick of a wrist and blast opponents away with guns bigger than a Freudian penis statue? Just imagine being above it all, a free spirit trapped inside an enormous hulk of armour… watching the clouds stream past in dainty formations as you casually flatten entire neighbourhoods with feet that would make Bigfoot silently nod in admiration. [br] [br] Unfortunately, Mech Assault Genesis will not give you this experience. Sorry to burst your huge metallic robot bubble- but games aren’t real. The only way you’re going to feel the awesome power of a mech is if you build one yourself, or alternatively, beat up people who are significantly smaller than you while wearing riot gear. Not that I’ve done that myself or anything… [br][br]You can visit the MAG site http://www.mechag.com/, although if a simulation just wont cut it for you, find the location of your nearest primary school here.