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Lemonking

Lemonking

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So I have been here for 7 months now...I only dropped like 15pounds -_-
so I still weigh 230something, I need be 198 thoe, so I can be a custody assistant.Until then I can only work crappy jobs, like what I do now Subway Sandwiches -__-.I get like $700 a month, If I was a custody assistant I could be getting $3000+ grrrrrrrrrr,but going to the gym itself aint so bad,what I also need to care of is a Drivers Liscense.I have $3500 from Germany that my mom what me to use to buy a car.actually Im going to the DMV on Thursday to get a permit, then all should go well.


btw, girls over here aint as shallow as I thought :) some are,but I talked to a few, I might be going to the movies with one of em soon :D




PS: I aint like super fat, Im almost 2meters big, Im chubby,not fat:burp:
 
Yeah I'm kinda chubby too...but 14 year old girls are incredibly shallow, as far as my knowledge goes.
 
What you say?

j/k :)

So, I guess that your problem is your weight.

If you do not eat for 3 weeks straight, you'll lose about 30% of your weight.
 
anything else 2 sayJNightshade? No?

good.



welcome to my ignore list
 
Odd, im planning to gain 10 pounds this week. I want my bod back :(
 
I'm 170lbs and 6"1' last time i weighed/measured myself, i used to weigh 160 which means i've gained weight :( I need to get back into running, but it's so cold outside!
 
Really? I'm aiming for 170, currently 155. Same height too.
 
230 of all pure LK fat!

I weigh over a bit over 200lb's but I can't help meh weight damn muscles, I make short recoil look like a little man....
 
woo, I'm 6' even, (1 2/3 meters) and 149 lbs, which means I'm puttin on weight in a good way. I'm happy :D
 
Que-Ever said:
woo, I'm 6' even, (1 2/3 meters) and 149 lbs, which means I'm puttin on weight in a good way. I'm happy :D
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woah, that's at least 50 kilograms!
 
Spicy Tuna said:
I need be 198 thoe, so I can be a custody assistant
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Why won't they let you be a custody assistant (whatever that is) with your current weight?
 
I have a plan for what I believe is the most stupidly absurd yet easy-to-accomplish idea for losing weight. First off, with no money, travel tickets, cellphones, Metrocards, or whatever, you are driven up to some point many, many miles away from your home or other intended destination. You are then forced to survive and live on your own, walking, running home and losing many pounds from your very own stupidity. I was thinking of dropping myself off in Harlem with some kind of blatantly racist T-shirt to make me more enthusiastic in my approach homeward but I don't have much fat to lose and it would be mostly a big waste of time. You get to see the surrounding area of your hometown or home city and lose weight in the process. The motivation is entirely dependent on how much you value your life and the weight loss is nearly guarenteed. It's genius!
 
Shens said:
I have a plan for what I believe is the most stupidly absurd yet easy-to-accomplish idea for losing weight. First off, with no money, travel tickets, cellphones, Metrocards, or whatever, you are driven up to some point many, many miles away from your home or other intended destination. You are then forced to survive and live on your own, walking, running home and losing many pounds from your very own stupidity. I was thinking of dropping myself off in Harlem with some kind of blatantly racist T-shirt to make me more enthusiastic in my approach homeward but I don't have much fat to lose and it would be mostly a big waste of time. You get to see the surrounding area of your hometown or home city and lose weight in the process. The motivation is entirely dependent on how much you value your life and the weight loss is nearly guarenteed. It's genius!
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Then how do you eat and drink? You should bring a pack of healthy food and water at least. Otherwise, it sounds like an awesome idea. :D
 
You ever read hatchet by.. gary paulson, I think his name is. That's what taht reminded me of, and pretty much everything that people bring up involving weight loss.
 
Que-Ever said:
You ever eead hatchet by.. gary paulson, I think his name is. That's what taht reminded me of, and pretty much everything that people bring up involving weight loss.
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Yeah I read that a while ago. There was a sequel too I think.. and an alternative ending book for the original.
 
No need to ignore me... I was joking :|

And I guess the best way to lose weight would be... eat healthily and exercise. That's all I can really say...
 
You need to start eating healthier.

First off, you need to figure out your calorie intake on a normal day.

Then try to cut out all the extraneous foods you consume (empty calories essentially), and figure out your calorie intake then.

Now, start eating healthier, like salads over burgers, that sort of thing.

If it's pure weight loss you're going for, then you can really screw eating healthier, and just start eating lighter. Lighter being less calories a day.

Check the labels on everything you eat. The first thing you're eyes should hit when you look at the nutrition label on anything, should be the calorie count per serving, and HOW BIG A SERVING IS! Great, the label says 30 calories, but that's in a teaspoon...

Next thing you should check is calories from fat. Not so essential if you're just trying to drop weight, but make sure that the of the calories in whatever you're eating, no more than half are from fat.

Then should be Sodium. The less sodium, the better. Lots of salt in your system will make it very hard to sweat off water weight, come weigh ins.

But really, just be worried about calories and cal from fat. Then, if it looks too good to be true, check the sodium levels.

Bare minimum though, try to stop eating these carbohydrates:

White rice (big one in Hawaii)
White Bread
White Pasta
White Noodles

and switch them out for these:

Brown Rice
Whole Wheat/Oat Bread
Wheat Pasta

Then, after you've gotten used to this diet, try go from THREE meals a day, to FIVE meals a day.

No, don't start eating three lunches, start eating a small breakfast, a small mid morning meal, a small lunch, a small mid afternoon meal, then a fair dinner. That'll crank up your metabolism big time. You'll literally burn weight just being alive.

Really though, if you just cut out all the extraneous foods in your diet (anything you eat for pleasure really, like desert and "snacks"), you can drop 10 pounds EASY. I dropped from like, 132 to 121 just cutting out all the empty calories in my diet.

Oh, and you need at minimum 1,700 calories a day to function.
 
15357 said:
btw, is 63kgs for 178cm good?
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By my awsome conversion in my head you are 17.8 ft tall and weight 630 pounds...I think you may have a problem.
 
Glirk Dient said:
By my awsome conversion in my head you are 17.8 ft tall and weight 630 pounds...I think you may have a problem.
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Oh, yes. I can't get into my own house. :laugh: :E
 
Maybe you should get another girlfriend to take a chunk out of your weiner. Lose some weight that way.
 
Erestheux said:
Maybe you should get another girlfriend to take a chunk out of your weiner. Lose some weight that way.
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Reminds me.

Do you weigh in nude?

Because walking clothes alone can be up to 2 pounds all together. Then there's your shoes...

Oh, and you can cut off about a pound by going bald. Another shaving your legs and your genitals.
 
Shens said:
I have a plan for what I believe is the most stupidly absurd yet easy-to-accomplish idea for losing weight. First off, with no money, travel tickets, cellphones, Metrocards, or whatever, you are driven up to some point many, many miles away from your home or other intended destination. You are then forced to survive and live on your own, walking, running home and losing many pounds from your very own stupidity. I was thinking of dropping myself off in Harlem with some kind of blatantly racist T-shirt to make me more enthusiastic in my approach homeward but I don't have much fat to lose and it would be mostly a big waste of time. You get to see the surrounding area of your hometown or home city and lose weight in the process. The motivation is entirely dependent on how much you value your life and the weight loss is nearly guarenteed. It's genius!
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:laugh::laugh:
I can't remember the name of that film, but it's hilarious
 
Lou said:
Why won't they let you be a custody assistant (whatever that is) with your current weight?
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Because he'd eat all the custard.
 
Nat Turner said:
Yeah I read that a while ago. There was a sequel too I think.. and an alternative ending book for the original.
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Shit..I have the whole series...somewhere in my closet

The Hatchet = teh best book evar. Granted it's for kids, but it's a great story IMHO.

The River is the alternate ending I think.
 
Lou said:
Why won't they let you be a custody assistant (whatever that is) with your current weight?
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well,I can I tell the people in jail 2 stfu when Ima chubby ****?
To teach them to stfu I must atleast be semi-fit :cat:
 
Spicy Tuna said:
well,I can I tell the people in jail 2 stfu when Ima chubby ****?
To teach them to stfu I must atleast be semi-fit :cat:
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Thus my lengthy post.

If they actually make you take a fitness test, then maybe not...
 
Lemonking, the women here are shallow, you just found a good one, you lucky SOB. Gimme.
 
i'm pretty slim i guess, my problem is i do no excersize so even though i have a flat stomach, i'm not toned at all. i walk to and from work, which i worked out on streetmap is a total of 9.2 miles a day. plus all the other walking i have to do throughout the day, so i guess that's why i'm ok weight wise.
 
Spicy Tuna said:
well,I can I tell the people in jail 2 stfu when Ima chubby ****?
To teach them to stfu I must atleast be semi-fit :cat:
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Lol you are so going to get killed.
 
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