Men: Predator more satisfying than Marriage

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well duh!

"A poll of husbands for Bride magazine found that 80% rated the classic Schwarzenegger gore-fest as a more satisfying experience involving higher levels of excitement and intellectual stimulation than a lifetime commitment to some woman."
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Tom Logan, 32, a solicitor from Finsbury Park, went so far as to have a Predator-themed wedding to wife Jane in July 2001.

He said: "At first she was against the idea but when she saw the dress with the string of rotting skulls around the midriff, she was made up.

"We filled the church full of smouldering jungle plants and made it look like the choir boys were hanging upside down from a branch with their stomachs cut open. It looked fantastic.

"When Jane's father walked her down the aisle we had the Vicar dress up as Predator, leap out from behind the altar and pretend to slit her throat.

"Fake blood sprayed everywhere and her dad fell to the floor screaming. He didn't have a clue what was going on. Meanwhile my Nan had some sort of vomiting fit, crossed herself and then collapsed in a heap."
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:LOL:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=2516&Itemid=81




in case anyone is wondering; it's a satire site like the onion
 
Lucky last line there, Stern. I was about to turn on caps lock.
 
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What's the matter, wife got you pushing too many pencils?
 
No one woman can handle such sexual tyrannosaurs.
 
Years of marriage to the women you love, or arnie's pecks? Landslide victory I think.
 
"Do you promise to stick around' with this woman?"

You better believe the exit would be running to a choppah.
 
This reminds me of that massive Meet The Sandvich blog post valve made. "He's like a bear. He's like a big, shaved bear that hates people!"
 
Damn, this story is too cool not to be real. I am disappointed, Stern.
 
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