Menopause+Mid-Life criss=fun morning at my house.

[Slacker]

Nothing better than having your mom complain that you and your brother don't love her because the house isn't clean, the "going shopping for the rest of the day"

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[Stigmata]

I hope it is actually menopause, and not some weird pre-menopause menopausal symptoms, because if that's the case it'll just be downhill from here.

 

[Raziaar]

Tell your mom that if her perception of love is related to the status of trivial things, she is shallow.

 

[DeusExMachina]

My mom doesn't live with me anymore. And she hasn't hit 40 yet!

I won't even have to worry about having to put with her going through menopause

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Slacker, your mom just needs to get laid.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Geogaddi]

Slacker, your mom just needs to get laid.

-Angry Lawyer

Sounds like a job for Angry Lawyer.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

*Angry Lawyer tears off his shirt/tie to reveal a spandex super-suit

-Angry Lawyer

 

[63]

Criss Angel?

 

[CptStern]

Nothing better than having your mom complain that you and your brother don't love her because the house isn't clean, the "going shopping for the rest of the day"

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or it could be the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back ..cut your mom some slack, raising kids is incredibly tough

 

[lePobz]

Yeah, women have feelings too you know.

 

[JNightshade]

Too bad their feelings consist of "bitchy" and "I want to shop".

Just kidding

 

[Slacker]

Slacker, your mom just needs to get laid.

-Angry Lawyer

Let me just say this. My parents are like Rabbits.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Fine, she needs to get laid MOOORE!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[DeusExMachina]

Let me just say this. My parents are like Rabbits.

What's your mom's number?

 

[PvtRyan]

Parents don't have sex. My mom's a virgin.

Or I keep telling myself that.

(Pretty) Women don't poop either.

Those are two dogma's I strongly believe in, for mental sanity's sake.