Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it on the 7th!

[tomemozok]

Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it now.To everyone else,Happy New Year!!!!

 

[Shem]

Who celebrates it now? Macedonians?

Среќен Божиќ!

 

[Edeslash]

I've got my Christmas on July 30th because in pre-school I always envied those twins who had their birthday on Christmas day.

 

[Shem]

I've got my Christmas on July 30th because in pre-school I always envied those twins who had their birthday on Christmas day.

I've come to the logical conclusion that your birthday falls on July 30th.

 

[Dog--]

I've come to the logical conclusion that your birthday falls on July 30th.

I don't see how logic got you that answer. It makes no sense!

 

[Shem]

I don't see how logic got you that answer. It makes no sense!

Well, here was my logic that led me to my answer:

Edeslash first began his post by saying he celebrates Christmas on July 30. That is obviously strange and rather ridiculous, but whatever, it's rather important in my assertion. He then says in pre-school he was jealous of some stupid twins that had their birthday on the true Christmas Day, which is, for most people, on December 25. Now here's where it gets a bit tricky and you have to read between the lines to find out what the hell he means. So, if the twins both had their birthday on December 25, they logically had their birthday on Christmas Day. December 25 = Christmas Day, an equation we can use. So, for him to have his birthday on Christmas Day, he would also have to have his birthday be on December 25, but that is impossible unless he time travels and stops his parents from ****ing each other, which is in itself a paradox because one cannot stop one's parents from ****ing each other and still exist. Therefore, he celebrates Christmas on July 30 because his birthday falls on July 30, and, unfortunately, not on December 25.

Now, if Edeslash would just confirm this, I'd be a happy ****ing man and can celebrate my worthless victory.

 

[Vegeta897]

I still don't get it Shem. Could you try explaining it with smaller words? 4 letters or less.

 

[Mogi67]

Well, here was my logic that led me to my answer:

Edeslash first began his post by saying he celebrates Christmas on July 30. That is obviously strange and rather ridiculous, but whatever, it's rather important in my assertion. He then says in pre-school he was jealous of some stupid twins that had their birthday on the true Christmas Day, which is, for most people, on December 25. Now here's where it gets a bit tricky and you have to read between the lines to find out what the hell he means. So, if the twins both had their birthday on December 25, they logically had their birthday on Christmas Day. December 25 = Christmas Day, an equation we can use. So, for him to have his birthday on Christmas Day, he would also have to have his birthday be on December 25, but that is impossible unless he time travels and stops his parents from ****ing each other, which is in itself a paradox because one cannot stop one's parents from ****ing each other and still exist. Therefore, he celebrates Christmas on July 30 because his birthday falls on July 30, and, unfortunately, not on December 25.

Now, if Edeslash would just confirm this, I'd be a happy ****ing man and can celebrate my worthless victory.

Is this supposed to be clever?

 

[Omnomnick]

I still don't get it Shem. Could you try explaining it with smaller words? 4 letters or less.

He doesn't even understand his own logic, so really his reply should look like this.

"****."

 

[Shem]

Is this supposed to be clever?

I tried? :sadface:

 

[Bad^Hat]

Is this supposed to be clever?

Thankyou, on behalf of all of us, for raising the standards of internet commentary, one snarky post at a time.

 

[kineaesth]

Thankyou, on behalf of all of us, for raising the standards of internet commentary, one snarky post at a time.

is this supposed to be funny?