Michael Bay Signs $50M Deal To **** Up 'Thundercats'

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Yeah but I heard the onion is a bad source.
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shit I forgot hl2.net censors naughty words

replace the 4 stars in the URL with f u c k without the spaces
 
Heh I just finished reading. Pretty good. Can't wait for this to get out.

@ Sheepo:

What? :S
 
Man, I'm really confused whether Rizzo is playing stupid or being serious. You never can tell with Rizzo.
 
Rizzo said:
No way :O
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Hmm, very funny article, but I really don't see how people think Transformers is as bad as stuff like this makes it out to be. I might argue that some one who didn't enjoy Transformers as a movie probably wasn't a real fan of the cartoon.
 
Now, I don't know how many of you were alive in the 80s. I know there's a few of you who were born in the era, some of you might be slightly older. Most of the people on this forum, though, either weren't born or weren't even cognitive in the 80s. So let someone from the 80s clear something up in this thread:

THUNDERCATS WAS A STEAMING PILE OF FUCK.

Yeah, you heard me.

Now some of you who remember the Thundercats might be getting mad at me right now. You're itching to scroll down to the Quick Reply box and yell at me. Well take off your nostalgia glasses, 80s-friend, because Thundercats sucked dick. You know what you fondly remember? You remember Thundercats as 1 minute and 16 seconds of awesome animation. You remember Lion-O wielding the Sword of Omens, and there was lightning and flashes and bright colors and holy shit a tank just exploded through a cliffside in closeup and Panthro does a jumpkick and Cheetara is running through all those mutants and then Mumm-Ra transforms and he and Lion-O have a fight omg and this song is awesome goddamn this is one of the most recognizable songs from my childhood how can Darkside say this show sucks fuck him

but do you actually remember anything AFTER the intro?

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NO, YOU DON'T

BECAUSE THE REST OF THE SHOW WAS CRAP

IT WAS THIRTY MINUTES OF THE THUNDERCATS STANDING AROUND MULLING ABOUT WHATEVER THE FUCK MUMM-RA OR MAYBE THOSE REJECTS THE LUNATAKS WERE DOING THAT DAY

AND THEN NOBODY FIGHTS, EVER

LION-O EXTENDS THE SWORD, FIRES ONE BLAST, AND EVERYONE RUNS AWAY LIKE A BITCH

THEY RETREAT MORE THAN ANY VILLAIN IN ANY 1980s CARTOON COMBINED

GODDAMN NOT EVEN MEGATRON OR COBRA COMMANDER GAVE UP AFTER ONE SHOT

And you know how they defeated Mumm-Ra in the finale? You know the climactic battle that all kids were waiting for between the leader of the Thundercats and the evil wizard of ancient Egypt? There was no battle. Lion-O froze him. That's it. He froze him in a block of ice. That was the ending to the entire show. They never had any sort of confrontation. The fucking live action He-Man movie with Dolph Lundgren and Frank Langella had a more epic confrontation than the end of Thundercats!

No, fellow children of the 80s, Thundercats cannot be ruined by anyone. There was nothing to ruin in the first place. Thundercats was a shit show that plays upon your nostalgia. Go back and watch it if you don't believe Darkside's word on it. Prepare to cry.

Now if the article had been about a Silverhawks movie...that's a completely different story.




Goddamn Quicksilver blew off Monstar's fucking arm in the last episode of Silverhawks I can't believe they showed that in a kid's show he killed that son of a bitch jesus christ they were supposed to be like cops in space but he'd had enough of Monstar's shit and took off that dude's goddamn arm with a laser beam

now that's a good ending
 
Oh course Thundercats sucked. It was a cartoon from the 1980's. Were there any good 80's cartoons?
 
You know what's funny about the Transformers film? More characters died in the original kid's cartoon than the teen/adult live action shit. Ironhide was shot to shit, Ratchet was shot with a laser he died as his inner circuitry and eyes melted. In the intro an entire planet is eaten. Optimus dies and Megatron and UltraMagnus are shot to shit and left on death's door in a pile of scrap. Starscream gets blasted so bady he ****ing disintigrates into a pile of ash. There was a scene where half the autobots and decipitons get massacred but it was removed for being too ****ing violent. What happens in the new crap? Jazz (who has like one ****ing line in this piece of shit film anyway) gets ripped in half and like two decepticons get killed in horrificly non-violent ways. Megatron gets a cube stuffed into his chest and dies but not really because he's in the sequel.
 
Bob Saget said:
Oh course Thundercats sucked. It was a cartoon from the 1980's. Were there any good 80's cartoons?
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Prepare to have your arm blew off by Darkside.

Kamikazie grabs some Skittles and waits in anticipation.
 
Bob Saget said:
Oh course Thundercats sucked. It was a cartoon from the 1980's. Were there any good 80's cartoons?
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I'll kill you, man. I'll really kill you.

ríomhaire said:
Transformers dyin'
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It was a good day to be a Decepticon fan when that movie premiered. The 80s butt rock started and Megatron RRRRRRRRRRRRIPS through the hull of the ship, and Brawn's like, "OH FUCK" and Megatron's like, "I'm here on behalf of Hasbro--your toys are no longer selling!"

And then everyone dies. They die with N.R.G. playing in the background.

Why does this movie not win Picture of the Year, every year?
 
Darkside... That response was like the Thundercats finale for me... So disappointing.

I WANT SOME FUCKING ARMS BLOWN OFF!
 
On a random note: **** ANY AND ALL CARTOONS THAT USE STOCK TRANSFORMATION/ATTACKING FOOTAGE
 
Kamikazie said:
Darkside... That response was like the Thundercats finale for me... So disappointing.

I WANT SOME FUCKING ARMS BLOWN OFF!
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I'm sorry man. I can't rage right now while I'm thinking about how Megatron killed all those 'bots. I've got a big ol' smile on my face and I can't be mad.

ríomhaire said:
On a random note: **** ANY AND ALL CARTOONS THAT USE STOCK TRANSFORMATION/ATTACKING FOOTAGE
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lol Sailor Moon
 
I'll kill you, man. I'll really kill you.
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Crappy animation, plots that usually went nowhere, cartoons about RUBIX CUBE, terrible music.... everything about 80's cartoons screams "made by hacks."

80's cartoons were bad on purpose. Seriously. The animators and writers were sitting there laughing their asses off because they knew that they what weren't doing anything resembling actual quality.
 
I heard Michael Bay was going to take off after TF2 was done, probably like a year off. Probably will do it with TF3.


Yeah, I hated Thundercats as well.
 
Bob Saget said:
terrible music
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Hunh. Angry now. Looks like Kamikazie gets his wish.

YOU EITHER HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN MUSIC EVER OR YOU'RE THE GREATEST TROLL I HAVE EVER SEEN

HOLY SHIT WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I could concede the other points. You're wrong, of course--shows like Silverhawks, Mighty Orbots, Gummi Bears, and a slew of others had top-notch animation in every episode. Granted that there were a lot of shit animation shows out there...hell Transformers often had at least one major animation screw up per episode. Doesn't mean they're all like that, but I could concede that point.

And I could definitely agree that some shows were stupid. What era of cartoons didn't have shitty shows? Hell for every Rubik's Cube in the 80s there was an Ultraforce in the 90s, a Fangface in the 70s, and a Trollz in the 00s. That doesn't mean that every show had a stupid premise.

I can even concede that with MOST shows of the 80s everything returned to the status quo at the end of the episode. The plots for most shows were episodic, because most shows were just out to sell toys. But again, that's not EVERY show in the 80s. Some actually did have plotlines that advanced and certain developments took place over time, and even impacted the characters and the show as a whole. Blanket statements like the ones you're making work for SOME shows, but not ALL, and I could reasonably apply your same arguments to cartoons of any era if I were to pick and choose the examples.

All these things, I could reasonably agree with for certain cartoons.

BUT TO SAY THAT CARTOONS IN THE EIGHTIES HAD TERRIBLE MUSIC, YOU BEST BE TROLLING ME

This was the greatest era for cartoon music ever. EVERRRRRRRR. My God, how full of shit must you be to try and tell me that the 80s had bad music when this was the era that gave us the greatest cartoon themesong of all time:


THIS IS THE GREATEST AND BEST CARTOON THEMESONG EVER WRITTEN. YOU HEAR THAT GUITAR? THAT SHIT IS SO SCANDALOUS YOUR EARDRUMS DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK. DALE SCHACKER IS SOME KIND OF FUCKING GENIUS. GODDAMN. LISTEN TO THAT WHIPCRACK, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. HOW THE HELL DID A MORTAL MAN WRITE THIS SONG? I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW.

You're talking about an era that gave us "No Guts, No Glory." Yeah, son, GALAXY RANGERS. You probably don't even remember that shit. The Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors intro. The M.A.S.K. intro. The vocal song played during the Mighty Orbots transformation sequence.

The Jem intro! And all the Jem songs! Oh man what are you even thinking talking about "terrible music?" Son, The Stingers sang a song in Jem about being dirt broke and how if you're weak you won't survive through life, and no one will ever help you so you have to rely on your awesome powers of ROCK. And then the lead singer Riot fucking crushes sunglasses IN HIS BARE HANDS. And he's so goddamn manly he can wear a scarf and a cheetah-print open-collar jacket. Are you that manly? Fuck no you're not and that's why you're not singing songs like "Take It Or Leave It" and "Hard Hard Life."

What's one of the most recognizable cartoon intros of all time? THE DUCKTALES INTRO. And when did that premiere? THE EIGHTIES. Same with Rescue Rangers, and now everyone who just read this paragraph has BOTH songs playing in their heads AT THE SAME TIME, and you all know the lyrics to each of them even if you think you forgot.

What do you know about Shuki Levy, the God-Composer who walks among mankind? Only some sort of divine being could write Pole Position, Inspector Gadget, and Mysterious Cities of Gold. Also he went on to write the only song that could even come close to Saber Rider, and that's King Arthur and the Knights of Justice, but that was in the 90s. This guy wrote like half the themes in the 80s, from He-Man to Heathcliff--which, btw, had an awesome themesong once it got to the part about Riff Raff and the Catillac Cats.

How can you tell me that the 80s had bad songs when there were shows like Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea? Bionic Six? Ring Raiders? Dinosaucers? Galtar and the Golden Lance, goddamn that theme was epic. It was like Conan or some shit for kids. BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH.

The Dinosaucers theme. The part in the Silverhawks theme when Bluegrass is wailing on his guitar. HE PLAYS HIS GUITAR TO PILOT HIS SHIP. You don't have a ship that can be piloted by guitar, why the hell are you trying to talk shit about Bluegrass? Goddamn even Defenders of the Earth had a good intro.

Man I'm not even touching on all the cartoons that had awesome songs in the 80s. Why you gotta make me come and rage at you like this? I was all happy thinking about Megatron infiltrating the Autobot shuttle and putting a bullet right through Ironhide's brain, and then you had to go and say some shit like that. IT'S JUST NOT ENOUGH UNTIL DARKSIDE GETS MAD, IS IT? IT'S NEVER ENOUGH UNTIL I GOTTA COME UP IN HERE AND START FUCKIN' YELLING, ISN'T THAT RIGHT? PUSH THE RIGHT BUTTONS AND DARKSIDE IS GUARANTEED TO GO APESHIT. WELL YOU GOT IT.

THE 80s HAD THE GREATEST CARTOON MUSIC OF ALL TIME. IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND ALL YOUR OPINIONS HENCEFORTH ARE WORTHLESS.

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why the hell were the last comments erased? I wasnt being malicious and it was on topic. my reply to darkside's post was going to be reconcilatory
 
Thunder. Thunder. Thunder. Thundercats, ooooh crap!
 
Seriously, I cannot remember ONE good cartoon in the 80's.

Even when I was a kid, I thought thundercats, transformers, and Gi Joe were stupid.

****ing cartoons are all about shooting and fighting, yet nobody ever gets killed. **** that, it's like a cocktease when you're a kid. You can't show a 10 year old a katana... no wait, 2 katanas, and have them only kill robots with them. What is that shit? Robots?! And GI Joe... how the **** do you not kill anyone in a cartoon about commandos and god knows what the hell else? Seriously, all I EVER remember from that show is ****ing commander Cobra going "damn you GI JOE" falling out of a plane in a parachute. Why the **** did they not just shoot him in the face as he was falling? Does this ****er buy parachutes in bulk at Costco, and if so, does he carry them around with him at all times, just in case?

No man, 80's cartoons can go suck it.
 
Rico said:
****ing cartoons are all about shooting and fighting, yet nobody ever gets killed.
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2 minutes into the movie: an entire planet is devoured. Everyone dies. Even those happy little robot children. :( You later find out everyone gets melted while they're still online.

7 minutes in, main characters start dying. This will occur throughout the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhRCGiJrOik
 
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