Missouri or Missoura?

[Tollbooth Willie]

I got suspended from school today and how do I use my time? Why, to make a useless thread and see what everyone thinks about something totally not worth talking about! My teacher kept calling the state of Missouri Missoura, but it's Missouri, right? I wanna know what people think. Is this how it is, or is my World Studies teacher unedumactioned?

You can tell I'm bored can't you..... I just know this thread is going to get closed or DDT'd with God knows what.

 

[WhiteZero]

It's called an accent.

 

[CyberPitz]

Southern accents piss me off. I hate living in this state, because people can't pronounce anything.

A city here, "Nevada, MO" Pronounced Neh-vA-duh...ok...
Another city...Miami....pronoumced "My-am-uh"

WTF?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Not everyone in the South speaks like a redneck people.....ffs. But I know what you mean. I have an uncle who sounds like Festus Haggen from Gunsmoke, but you can't understand anything he says.

He doesn't have an accent, either. I think he's got something wrong with him?

 

[CyberPitz]

Well I live in the south, and I don't talk like that..it's just for some reason most people can't see there is no "A" or "U" in Miami...and say Miamuh...SERIUFHSGOH Bothers me.

 

[CrazyHarij]

"now leaving missouri" "now entering missoura"

 

[jondy]

Dude, what'dyou get suspended for?

 

[Evo]

Dude, what'dyou get suspended for?

^^

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I didn't serve a detention. Hell, I never serve them unless I am forced. I got the detention because I went to the office to call for some painkillers, and I was late for class. I'm alot more worried about not being able to carry my own shit because of the pain than class.

See how things work around here?

 

[Evo]

I didn't serve a detention. Hell, I never serve them unless I am forced. I got the detention because I went to the office to call for some painkillers, and I was late for class. I'm alot more worried about not being able to carry my own shit because of the pain than class.

See how things work around here?

:O

:cheers: your problems away

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Man, I wish.

I have to go back to school at about 3:20 and serve it....

 

[Gunner]

It's authoritah.

 

[Stigmata]

Painkillers for what?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Remember that story I posted about me kicking the bowling ball and cursing like a mother ****er in the "Worst Thing You've Said" thread? It hurt so much that when I tried picking up heavy objects, it would hurt my foot.

 

[Stigmata]

Yes.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Well thar you go. Any more smartass questshens......

 

[Stigmata]

Yes.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll send your ass to Missourah.......

 

[Stigmata]

No.

 

[Evo]

Spammmmeh

:|

 

[kineaesth]

So you got temporarily suspended for not doing a detention? That's laughably absurd. I'm on holidays, no detentions for ME!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's retarded that the school sends me home, when I'll just be coming back in a few hours. Why not hold me in ISD?

Back on topic now bitches, or I'll rape the Hell out of you.

 

[jondy]

*raises hand*

 

[Stigmata]

I'm gonna say "Missoura" because it makes me smile.

 

[kineaesth]

I'm going to go with 'Miss-owr-rye' because I've never said Missouri before so I'mma pronounce it however the hell I want.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That was a waste of time. Leave it to me to forget to bring paper......

I'm gonna say Missourape because.....Yeah.

 

[Que-Ever]

I say Missoura