MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm Sulfer!!

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Window open with the fan blowing IN...due to the AC being broken.... and that's all I smell. Fireworks are going off everywhere. It's not the 4th yet, you goddamned rednecks!

Oh well, I love the smell. *INHALES*
 
I know exactly what you mean. It's gonna be a wonderland of smell tomorrow.
 
I'll love, tomorrow before sunset, the entire street will be filled with Smoke.

"SAVE THE EARTH, BUY GREEN...OH ****ING FIREWORKS!"

again, not a hit, just making fun...
 
gonna hurt myself tomorrow....roman candle battle at my friends is gonna be AWESOME!!! i would come down to joplin to challenge you but it's a bit of a drive
 
The bottle rockets... they will be glorious
 
Attach a handle to a bottle fill the bottle with rawkets
Aim at friends
Watch chaos unfold
 
Ah yes, the smells are great. But this will actually be my first firework-free fourth of July.
 
you're smelling burnt gunpowder, not sulfer

and I love the smell too :p
 
Fireworks are illegal in this backwater state. God I hate Massachusetts.
 
All the good ones are illegal here in VA too. But I still hate Massachusetts.


I'm just joking
They are illegal in PA, but PA ALWAYS celebrates fireworks. Everyone in my city always shoots off whatever they bought, and the police couldn't care less. Everyone loves a good ol' firework show.
 
yeah same here, you don't get in trouble unless you get caught. you get caught by getting pulled over with them on your passenger seat, or when one blows up in your kids hand.
 
yeah same here, you don't get in trouble unless you get caught. you get caught by getting pulled over with them on your passenger seat, or when one blows up in your kids hand.

They don't care if you transport them, but they would probably care if your kid dies.


Also, in my city, we have this extremely paranoid guy. We call him Alien man. Anyway, he has his house rigged with extremely bright lights. His windows have moving lights in front of them to make it look like someone is ALWAYS up and looking outside.
He believes aliens are going to take over him.

So my friends and I were rather drunk tonight, and we drove up there and threw smoke bombs at his house and shot roman candles at it as well.


We are terrible people. I know..
 
I wish my country allowed fireworks. Stupid "oh fireworks will pose a safety hazard and burn people" government bastards.
 
Fireworks are illegal in the town I'm in.

And sulfur? I don't associate fireworks with the smell of sulfur D:

I associate hot springs with the smell of sulfur... like rotten eggs.
 
Sulfur you say...

/me does a wet fart in Cyberpitz face...

Still smell nice? :p
 
I hate it how you can't buy anything that explodes anymore. Down hither in this here deep south all they sell are the stupid things that shoot sparks. I WANT STUFF TO BLOW UP!
 
No fireworks allowed here either. I don't know if sparklers are even allowed anymore.
 
What's the point of shooting fireworks in the summer? You're hardly gonna see it.
 
Holy shit, I don't remember posting this. D:

I guess I was real drunk!

Anyway, yeah, last night I pretended to be a war veteran, screaming at the fireworks being German gunfire.
 
They don't care if you transport them, but they would probably care if your kid dies.


Also, in my city, we have this extremely paranoid guy. We call him Alien man. Anyway, he has his house rigged with extremely bright lights. His windows have moving lights in front of them to make it look like someone is ALWAYS up and looking outside.
He believes aliens are going to take over him.

So my friends and I were rather drunk tonight, and we drove up there and threw smoke bombs at his house and shot roman candles at it as well.


We are terrible people. I know..
Stop selling my neighbors fireworks!

Seriously, I'm in NJ, they go all the way to PA to buy fireworks and smuggle them back in just for the 4th of July.
Yes, I hate fireworks that show colors in the sky. Unless were talking about a different kind of fireworks that don't show color in the sky, but still light up the night.
 
Fireworks are illegal in this backwater state. God I hate Massachusetts.

Doesn't stop us from getting them anyways. :D

I bought some bottle rockets for $5 each from some fireworks store in Rhode Island a few weeks ago in preparation for today.
I've got about 20 rockets, 2 roman candles, and 3 bags of fire crackers.
 
You shoot them at night.
Your summer nights are dark?

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