Moron uses face to inspect roadway at high velocity

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A Nelson man who police said mooned other vehicles while car surfing has been badly injured after falling from the car's roof.

Kane Heal, 22, was in Christchurch Hospital's intensive care unit today after the accident in North Canterbury on Saturday morning.

Police said on Saturday that Mr Heal suffered serious facial injuries when he slid along the road.

Senior Constable Chris Hughey of Hanmer Springs police told the Nelson Mail Mr Heal had his trousers down and was mooning other vehicles from the car's roof when he fell off at a speed of at least 80km/h.

He said Mr Heal required facial surgery after sliding 20m face-first along State Highway 7 about 10km north of the Hanmer Springs turnoff.
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10538491


he faced the music and came out battered and bruised
 
It's a shame he wasn't more h...face...strong.

Erm.
 
You gotta face the facts, he was going too fast.
 
Face it! you werent cut out for this sort of thing
 
Looks like its going to be a long road to recovery.
 
blah blah blah blah face blah blah road!

I suck at this game.
 
He should have just rode in the back and mooned.
 
I kept reading this as "mormon" and I was like "what the feck does that have to do with it?"
 
CAAAAAAAAAAAAANTERBURYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Vegeta, why are you Edward Norton from American History X? He's neither asian nor animated. Although he does have the xenophobe thing going on, so one out of three isn't bad, I guess.
 
He has to face the facts, he will never be the same.
 
Bad^Hat said:
CAAAAAAAAAAAAANTERBURYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Vegeta, why are you Edward Norton from American History X? He's neither asian nor animated. Although he does have the xenophobe thing going on, so one out of three isn't bad, I guess.
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Edward Norton is one of the best actors ever.
 
Bad^Hat said:
CAAAAAAAAAAAAANTERBURYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Vegeta, why are you Edward Norton from American History X? He's neither asian nor animated. Although he does have the xenophobe thing going on, so one out of three isn't bad, I guess.
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Because he's just as sexy as an Asian girl.
 
This thread get's three THUMBS up!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-DAMNET!
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
This thread get's three THUMBS up!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-DAMNET!
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