Most memorable moments

[XANA]

post your most memorable moments, favorite moments, etc. even post your own jokes. your choice.
i remember long ago, i was in 5th grade. this little snot named Evan would always pick on me. well, one day, my class was playing dodgeball. i had already been out. so i got the ball and said, "Hey, Evan!". i still to this day don't know why i said anything. anyway, he turned around and i ROLLED the ball. he tried jumping over it, but the ball was rolling so slowely, he landed on the ball and fell on the ground (asphault (sp?)). in fact, almost everyone hated me during 5th grade. the teacher helped Evan up and i noticed he was CRYING !!!!!! not only that, but i got my team to victory. then, ALL THE SUDDEN, classmates started being nicer to me. i know some of you are thinking i'm some sort of sadist for laughing about Evan crying, but he was a little turd. he deserved it...

 

[Sulkdodds]

Funny, because most of these aren't even 'defining' moments...just things I remember.

Probably just all the times I've sat in this small bar up in Scotland with two of the people who I love most in the world, spanning the entire human experience with our chatter then arguing over who pays for the curly fries.

Walking glens with one of those two. Hanging down off a bus shelter, her upside-down face staring up at me.

Total idyllic flower overload childhood nostalgia.

GCSE result day. Hilarious party atmosphere.

The very last day of our favourite internet cafe, with about twenty people packed in playing Desert Combat and CS for free.

Snowball fights in winter and lazy lying-around in summer on the hills above our school.

Getting hit in the goggles for the first time in paintball, and killing three people in the space of five seconds in airsoft.

This one time that a friend tricked me into thinking she was going to commit suicide, and me trying to stop her only to realise she was pissing about in an incredibly realistic way. It was fireworks night, so it was pretty dramatic. D:

Feeling a huge pang of awful depression rising in me when I realised I'd missed the millenium by a minute because my watch had stopped, and walking outside and hating the fireworks.

Standing on the bleak playground of my old school, having just found out an old friend had died of cancer while I'd been away.

Throwing my brother through ten feet of bushes on the old tyre swing.

The view from the top of Goat Fell, and the view from the top of Holy Island, and the view from the top of Glen Rosa.

 

[OvA]

Watching Bob Ross paint on T.V. as a young child.

And the Shens Joke (attached)

 

[XANA]

my two favorite jokes are: 1) yo mama's so fat, she doesn't get periods, she gets EXCLEMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!! 2) yo mama's so dumb, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
OvA, i hope you like my sig. i made it just for you. remember, no matter where you are, no matter what you do... i'll be watching you......... OMG! that rhymes! how awsome is that!?!?

EDIT: when i noticed YOU, OvA, posted, i was thinking, "Oh.........§Ηí+!" (i don't use profanity on a high scale).

 

[Sulkdodds]

no matter where you are, no matter what you do... i'll be watching you......... OMG! that rhymes! how awsome is that!?!?

Quick, somebody call The Police!

 

[Evo]

First kiss at the Audioslave gig
Last day of GCSE's and Results day
First few weeks of College, so many new friends
Playing original Half-Life
Piss up couple months ago at mine, such a great time
First Trivium gig i went to down Barfly \m/
All the time i have spent with my current girlfriend

 

[XANA]

Oh No You Don't!!! Too Many Cooks Spoil The Gulashes!

 

[el Chi]

This one time that a friend tricked me into thinking she was going to commit suicide, and me trying to stop her only to realise she was pissing about in an incredibly realistic way. It was fireworks night, so it was pretty dramatic. D:

That's not cool...

 

[OvA]

XANA, I am truly flattered. You can stop PM'ing me with expressions of your undying love now.

 

[XANA]

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
......uh, what now? oh, sure, whatever....
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

 

[Raziaar]

I don't have any memorable moments. My life is a ceaseless whirl of downward spiraling gloom.

 

[XANA]

then i guess you're one of those people who sit on a beanbag-chair watching tv all day, eating beans from a can, forcing your wife does all the work around the house while you poop all day?

 

[Raziaar]

then i guess you're one of those people who sit on a beanbag-chair watching tv all day, eating beans from a can, forcing your wife does all the work around the house while you poop all day?

In human, please?

 

[Que-Ever]

memorable moments? I dunno. none. I got my first hickey today, though. It's all purple, n' stuff :|

 

[Murray_H]

Too many to list. About 70-80% would be from uni if I could be arsed to tell you them

 

[CrazyHarij]

Snowball fights in winter and lazy lying-around in summer on the hills above our school.

word on that. stuff like being out all day playing around until the sun began to set and it just got slightly colder and the wind began to breeze.

the way you made up things, played around, shit as a kid you are so damn creative and uninhibited.

theres just so many things for me... short moments that you never thought you'd remember.. those tiny things that you thought didn't matter but stick in your mind like a wonderful reminder of how great life really is.

I grew up in southern sweden, currently live in the middle of it, but down there there's just so many wonderful things, the beautiful blue skies of summer with just a few white clouds, green grass, gentle breezes and the sea. seagulls, docks, fishing.

other things i'm really attached to, for reasons i'm not quite sure, is stuff like dirty concrete, night lights, gosh i just love cities at night, it's so tremendously beautiful and perfect.

as for all fans of nostalgia, i'd recommend you to check out the music duo Boards of Canada. not to be a fanboy or anything, but they're well known for inspiring intense childhood nostalgia in some of their tracks. their tracks are filled with old dirtied-up sounds and samples from the 70's and 80's and switch between merry joyful tracks and eeriely haunting stuff that'd make you think they play around alot with subliminal messages.

seriously, i hate recommending music like this but they're probably the reason i've spent nights lying awake going over my childhood, remembering all the little tiny bits and things that happened and how i've been thinking and feeling throughout my life.

 

[Raziaar]

memorable moments? I dunno. none. I got my first hickey today, though. It's all purple, n' stuff :|

Memorable experience with the vaccum cleaner?





I jest.

 

[Que-Ever]

Memorable experience with the vaccum cleaner?





I jest.

*sniff* no It was a girl, and everything.

 

[Raziaar]

*sniff* no It was a girl, and everything.

Female operated vaccum cleaner, eh? Hehe...

alright, i'll shut up. I'm not funny. :|

 

[OvA]

*sniff* no It was a girl, and everything.

They make girl vacuums now?

 

[weskerQ8]

- the first time i met my best friend DigiQ8
- the first time i got a relationship with my girl-friend
- the first time i talked with someone on the phone in english with no mistaking
- when i've graduate high-school
- and when i bought a car (its Nissan Murano peoole)

 

[Que-Ever]

- the first time i talked with someone on the phone in english with no mistaking

what's your native language?

 

[weskerQ8]

what's your native language?

I am from Kuwait, so my native language would be arabic

 

[Que-Ever]

I am from Kuwait, so my native language would be arabic

oh :O

didn't think to check the location... *ahem*

 

[Steven]

My first few weeks of high school, I felt so big.

 

[spookymooky]

as for all fans of nostalgia, i'd recommend you to check out the music duo Boards of Canada. not to be a fanboy or anything, but they're well known for inspiring intense childhood nostalgia in some of their tracks. their tracks are filled with old dirtied-up sounds and samples from the 70's and 80's and switch between merry joyful tracks and eeriely haunting stuff that'd make you think they play around alot with subliminal messages.

seriously, i hate recommending music like this but they're probably the reason i've spent nights lying awake going over my childhood, remembering all the little tiny bits and things that happened and how i've been thinking and feeling throughout my life.

I'm checking them out; any songs in particular?

 

[OvA]

I'm checking them out; any songs in particular?

1969 is the only song that limewire seems to be able to produce in a dowloadable quality

 

[XANA]

okay, people. you don't need to post memorable moments only. they could be jokes, what's happening, something on the news you saw that intrigued you (i think OvA claimed his....her.... ITS fetish was nipples that have been blurred out. at least i think so, anyway), whatever. just make sure it's appropriate. you know, i was trying not to laugh at what i was typing in the parenthesis. hey, guys! what ever happened to the beverly hillbillies, brittany spears and kevin federline, or whatever the hell her husband/wife's name was?

 

[Que-Ever]

Dude, I Was eating ramen, then I breathed out, and I could see my breath :O

that reminds me of the ramen appreciation thread, which was quite interesting.

 

[Raziaar]

Dude, I Was eating ramen, then I breathed out, and I could see my breath :O

that reminds me of the ramen appreciation thread, which was quite interesting.

I just ate some ramen. I love eating the noodles without the flavor packet(or about 1/4th of it)... with all the water strained out, and not broken up.

 

[XANA]

i wonder if people will ever be able to tell the difference between a tapeworm and a noodle...

EDIT: DAMMIT! i hate being the one who starts the next page.

 

[Raziaar]

i wonder if people will ever be able to tell the difference between a tapeworm and a noodle...

EDIT: DAMMIT! i hate being the one who starts the next page.

I *LOVE* being teh one who starts the next page. Its much more preferrable than being the one who finishes the previous page. More people see your post this way.

 

[XANA]

yeah, but sometimes, people will quote you when you don't want to be quoted at times. and besides, your avatar has a cow that's dancing, so obviously you'd like to be the one who starts the next page.

 

[spookymooky]

your avatar has a cow that's dancing, so obviously you'd like to be the one who starts the next page.

..That actually makes sense to me...

 

[BF2slut]

doing lines, drinking, and smokin a wet laced blunt at a party.. i could not speak at all and thought i was going to die.. went home and passed out.

good times

 

[XANA]

HAH!!! now i've got someone whose name has 4 syllables and has a rhyme in it! my army is now forming like that stuff between my fingernails.

 

[Raziaar]

doing lines, drinking, and smokin a wet laced blunt at a party.. i could not speak at all and thought i was going to die.. went home and passed out.

good times

I think you need to reevaulate your life if your most memorable moments are strictly drug related.

 

[Raeven0]

I submit my most memorable set of moments as the 15-hour period between 0800 and 2300 on Saturday, the 26th of March, 2005.

I remember the weather and temperature, important events of each hour, the smell, etc. I do not believe I can say this about any other day of my life.

 

[OvA]

What XANA is trying to say is, what can't this be an OvA appreciation thread?

 

[Skaadi]

When I boogie boarded over my best friend.....thats actually kinda sad.