Most Unsmooth Moments

[Mattigus]

I felt like making this thread, for the love of hearing these types of stories. If anyone here has any stories of unsmooth moments around the other sex, leave them here. This should make for good reading.

 

[CyberPitz]

Before I was ever sexually active or ANYTHING...I was mackin on my woman...

"Soooo...I'm gonna feel up your shirt, that alright?"

yeah...I hated myself.

 

[jabberwock95]

Whenever I say something stupid, which happens more often than it should. :E

 

[NeptuneUK]

like... now?

 

[EC]

Whenever I say something stupid, which happens more often than it should. :E

QFE.
Also when I think I hear the entire conversation, and I try to comment on it, only to totally butcher what was really being talked about.

 

[Pesmerga]

A girl I really liked once walked up to me in 4th grade and asked, "Hey...do you like me?"

I fumbled like a dork and said "Whaaaaaattttt??!!!" and she replied "Nevermind...".

****.

 

[Uriel]

"Soooo...I'm gonna feel up your shirt, that alright?"

Im in tears laughing.

 

[ComradeBadger]

My best one is when (my be offensive to some so cloaked in spoiler tags)

Spoiler

I was being wanked by a girl and I was fingering her, this was on like the last day of holiday so she goes "there's gonna be a lil mess soon" and I go "yea, ain't wanked all week" so I go "unless you wanna" gesturing that i I want her to go down on me she didn't but fair emough really..

but what was hilarious was that my mate slept in that mess as it was her friends be and we didnt bother to clean up, just swapped beds in the room.
;D

 

[15357]

My best one is when (my be offensive to some so cloaked in spoiler tags)

[SPOILER[
I was being wanked by a girl and I was fingering her, this was on like the last day of holiday so she goes "there's gonna be a lil mess soon" and I go "yea, ain't wanked all week" so I go "unless you wanna" gesturing that i I want her to go down on me she didn't but fair emough really.. [/SPOILER] but what was hilarious was that my mate slept in that mess as it was her friends be and we didnt bother to clean up, just swapped beds in the room.
;D

You messed it up (the spoiler tags)

 

[Dekstar]

Was it purposful?

MODS STRIKE BACK!

 

[ComradeBadger]

w00t for fix.

I'm sorry it's 4AM and I've been drinking again

 

[Greatgat]

"So what's your shirt made of?"

*rubs shirt*

"Because it's felt now."

/me bows head in shame

edit: yeah, 400 posts!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

My best one is when (my be offensive to some so cloaked in spoiler tags)

Spoiler

I was being wanked by a girl and I was fingering her, this was on like the last day of holiday so she goes "there's gonna be a lil mess soon" and I go "yea, ain't wanked all week" so I go "unless you wanna" gesturing that i I want her to go down on me she didn't but fair emough really..

but what was hilarious was that my mate slept in that mess as it was her friends be and we didnt bother to clean up, just swapped beds in the room.
;D

owned ;D