Mother F-ing Snakes on a Plane (for real)

[Dan]

http://www.dnaindia.com/report.asp?NewsID=1065497

guy tries to smuggle cobras onto plane inside water bottles.

 

[clarky003]

: O

 

[Uriel]

Alert Samuel L Jackson!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Lizards!

 

[Dekstar]

: O

What's that from? I want to see that movie. Looks like a laff.

 

[clarky003]

I have no idea, the gif is called asian balls... might not be good to even speculate.

 

[Raziaar]

But see... in the real world, snakes wouldn't go out of their way to attack people. The only exception for this quite possibly, are the largest non poisonous snakes, like Boa Constrictors and Anacondas. And only small people/children... and only if they're real hungry. They'd never have a chance to devour anybody on a plane though.

Yes, sadly, this is the reality of our world.

 

[Uriel]

Pfff, everytime i get on a plane I sneak a snake in.
ITS IN MY PANTS.

Ahahahaha

 

[hungryduck]

crazy peoples.....

 

[Dekstar]

Didn't the police notice the snakes when they were checking the water bottles? I mean security must still be tight enough for checks.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Alert Flynn!

 

[Azner]

Flynn?!!! Who is that?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Character Samuel L. Mo' F*ckin' Jackson played in the movie.

 

[Azner]

Ok round 2 question 2, whats a wii?

 

[Que-Ever]

Do you really not know or are you pulling my ****?

 

[Azner]

I dont know. seriously, From the info i know, its a game console right?

 

[Que-Ever]

Yes.

6char.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Do you really not know or are you pulling my ****?

I'd pull it. :naughty:

Azner. Are you high? If so, I want to know what the f*ck you're smoking and where I can get some of that shit.

 

[Azner]

Ill pm you the rest of the questions so we do not derail this thread. Willie, im not smoking, im constipated.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh. Take some ****ing ExLax then ffs.

 

[Azner]

If i were smoking, it would be erm, i dunno, ill rather be blowing...












balloons.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yeah...........You're ****ing high.

Pass the marijuana. Now, about them snakes on that there plane.

 

[Azner]

BUt there aint no snake holes.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

No shit. Snakes on a plane, bitch.

 

[Azner]

That doesnt explain, everytime in almost every country, there is a check of water in all bottles, for drugs i think, and howd he fit a snake into a bottle?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Snakes can squeeze into places you wouldn't expect quite easily.

Once found one of the scaly bastards under my keyboard.

 

[Lucid]

Reading Azner's posts have given me a migraine.

Bullet to the brainpan. D:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

 

[ComradeBadger]

That's quite enough, thanks.