MTV pimps Hip Hop gaming league

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Once again proving corporate whores MTV wouldnt know a trend if it bitchslapped them in the face:

MTV Pimps Hip-Hop Gaming League
http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/snoop-dogg/mtv-pimps-hiphop-gaming-league-168605.php

kotaku said:
As if Snoop Dogg needed more cash or exposure, MTV has signed on to help promote the Hip-Hop Gaming League. MTV will be promoting the league, created by Snoop Dogg, through on-air and online shows and web updates.

“Who else could do it this big other than MTV, Snoop Dogg and Xbox Live,” said Snoop Dogg. “How bout dat, ya dig?” “We’re thrilled to partner with the Hip-Hop Gaming League as it brings a whole new level of visibility to the world of organized video game competitions,” stated Salli Frattini, senior vice president, executive in charge of production. “Working with the HHGL allows us to present some of our audience’s passions across MTV’s multiple platforms by bringing together some of the biggest names in hip-hop to test their competitive skills on some of their favorite video games.”


half-articulate quasi-musicians playing games that publishers pay big bucks to be on the show ...sounds like lots of fun


I can almost see the brainstorming at MTV corporate headquarters when they came up with this one:

expensive suit 1: "hmmm we need something hip, something the kids can identify with"

expensive suit 2: "well kids like rap music and they like video games ..what if we had rap stars playing video games and call it Mama-jammin with Da boyz in da hood playaz! brought to you by Pepsi of course"

expensive suit 1: "bling bling bling I see advertising dollars coming in .. great idea ..glad I thought of it ..you're fired"
 
Well, it's gonna suck. And chances are, it's gonna tank. Meanwhile plenty of legitimate, intelligent gaming leagues will spring up, making MTV look even dumber than it actually is (if that's even possible).
 
Hooray, we get to watch the entire EA lineup getting played by rappers with as much street cred as Tiny Tim TODAY

And I could say "Oh, this will be the end of MTV for sure" but it won't, a bunch of stupid assholes who say "dude" a lot and think Bob Marley was famous because he smoked weed

I ****ing hate my generation
 
What if snoop dogg is actually super good at video games? :O
 
To bad he's going to be playing massively marketed under-par crap that no one else will pay. If the game's not good enough to sell on its own merits get it on the HHGL!. Honestly, I doubt we'll be seeing them playing any luminaries of the competitive game scene.
 
Dalamari said:
a bunch of stupid assholes who say "dude" a lot and think Bob Marley was famous because he smoked weed
Dude.
It isn't because of weed? D:

Lol jk mate, I got the entire "Jah" thing stomped in my mind by my brothers at a young age :p. (Don't smoke weed tho :|)
 
I'd like to see MTV hold a live online game of pretty much any popular online PC FPS (e.g. Counterstrike). ***** would be all over that, and I would definately watch it.

Snoop: "sweet we got some a our first playa's cumin' in now doodz, thay are call'd [*****]hoebag and [*****]douchebag. They're gunna get 0wn3d doodz!"

*5 minutes later*

Snoop: "BAN BAN!!! MUMMY!!! THEY'RE BEING NAAASTY!!!"

:|

EDIT: You know what the censored words are.
 
Wow...

Will this bring in more wiggers to online gameing?
 
Mo' of da same shizzle on da toob anyway. Maybe some young peep will make some snaps playin' gamez fo' da man.

Wiggers on the way? My magic 8 ball says "definitely".
 
dream431ca said:
I propose snoop dog be a pedestrian in the next Carmageddon.

The crowds of surrounding pedestrian women would slow your car down to a halt before you could possibly hit him. And they respawn.
 
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