My bike got stolen today!

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So I was chilling at the clocktower today and this fool i've ridden with a few times was doing 180s and shit on my bike and then took off on it.

Mother ****ers name is Evan. I know that fool lives in East Bay, and pops his head into Solano Avenue Cyclery every so often. I know he goes to Berkley Skatepark a lot too.

I was so shocked when it first happened, I didn't even believe it for a second. It probably didn't help that I was high as ****, but me and this guy Marvin I was chilling with kept on reassuring each other that he just dipped out real quick to get something to drink or something. Nope, that fool cut out with my shit.

I'm so pissed off man. That's all I do, ride my bike, go to class, and smoke weed. That bike was my ****ing life. I don't want to say "was" actually because I have faith that i'll get it back, since the whole SF BMX community is pretty much on the lookout for my shit right now, but still man. FUUUUUUUUUUCK

That bike is worth a lot of money too, more money than I have to get a new one. I've got enough people letting me borrow their parts in light of this that i'll have another one built up in no time (hopefully), but that was MY bike. I feel like a small part of me has been torn out and is currently getting ridden like your younger sister by a sketchy ass puerto rican dude that lives in Berkely.

I would most likely be crying right now if I wasn't so blazed.

here's the bike. Only difference is I had four pegs on when it was stolen.:

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And why the **** would you let someone else ride your bike? I'd be calling up pawn shops in the meantime...
 
Anthraxxx said:
And why the **** would you let someone else ride your bike? I'd be calling up pawn shops in the meantime...
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That's just how it is man. He's another BMXer, so I wasn't tripping about it. I ride other people's bikes all the time too, just how it is. Normally not a big deal.

You're right though, I should have kicked him off for sure. He's a tweaker ass bitch so I should have known better.
 
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Hope you find it bro. My bike got stolen before, thanks to letting my sister borrow it.
 
I too am a victim, 4th grade. I'm pretty ****ing sure I knew who it was too but he was black so I wasn't about to start anything.
 
Some friends of mine have been victims to thieves lately too.

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You know what to do.
 
I had one of the first chrome plated bikes (25 years ago - HOLY **** I'M OLD). This bike was ****ing sweet. It was really expensive compared to what I usually got for Christmas. I begged for that bike for months, and I actually got it.

It got stolen almost immediately. I was about 10 years old. I rode it to a store and parked it out front. When I came out, it was gone. I ****ing cried and walked home. Lessen learned.
 
Dude, sorry, that's awful. Hope you get it back.

My only experiences with theft were when some kid stole my graphing calculator, and this roommate I had during a summer program stole, among other things, an Ipod shuffle, $10 in quarters, a container of Skittles, M&M's (my roommate's favorite candy), granola bars, and more granola bars that one of my friends had given me to replace the originally stolen granola bars (seriously!). After the ipod got taken, I apparently had nothing left of value to my roomie aside from the food stashed in my desk drawers. One day I got frustrated and filled my drawers with sticky notes saying things like "Thieves go to hell" and labeled all my food with "Poison!" and skull-and-crossbone images. There were probably 25+ different stickies in there. My roommate comes back; I go off to dinner; I come back to find that my roommate has randomly decided to skedaddle for the weekend. Nothing ever got stolen after that. I didn't get anything back, but at least I managed to get a laugh out of it.
 
Why do bike thieves always steal from people they know? My sister left her bike out front, and we found it at our neighbors house in their back yard. They were new in the area, and the kids in our family were sorta becoming friends with them, then they steal something from us out of the blue. It boggles the mind. Hope you get it back, but its not terribly likely. Unfortunately a lot of times they'll repaint it and sell it off pretty quickly. My sister's bike was already repainted when we found it less than 24 hours later haha.
 
Krynn72 said:
Unfortunately a lot of times they'll repaint it and sell it off pretty quickly. My sister's bike was already repainted when we found it less than 24 hours later haha.
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Dogs are color blind.

Stop making shit up.
 
DEATHMASTER said:
I too am a victim, 4th grade. I'm pretty ****ing sure I knew who it was too but he was black so I wasn't about to start anything.
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What a racist. Just because he is black doesn't mean he is going to beat your skinny little [insert ethnicity here] ass.
 
Actually, he already had hit me before, albeit just on the arm (when I made fun of his name).
 
Sorry your bike got stolen, man.
 
Wow, what a dick. If i where you, id do some serious internet investigation and find out where he goes to school, where he works, and where he lives. Then **** with his shit...or call the cops (if you have proof of purchase)


Also, i just have to ask. Is he black? Because if he is, then it makes the whole thing much more hilarious.
 
Theo. I called him "The oh" and laughed so he hit my arm; "I don't like people making fun of my name."
 
What a dumb ****, why would you steal from someone who you've chilled with, when there's a big chance they'll find you? Hope you get your bike back, man.

VirusType2 said:
I had one of the first chrome plated bikes (25 years ago - HOLY **** I'M OLD). This bike was ****ing sweet. It was really expensive compared to what I usually got for Christmas. I begged for that bike for months, and I actually got it.

It got stolen almost immediately. I was about 10 years old. I rode it to a store and parked it out front. When I came out, it was gone. I ****ing cried and walked home. Lessen learned.
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;(
 
isnt that why you americans have so much guns? to defend yourself and propiety?
 
If you know who the guy is, it shouldn't be that hard to find out where he lives.
 
sinkoman said:
I'm so pissed off man. That's all I do, ride my bike, go to class, and smoke weed.
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Sorry to hear that sinkoman, the rage inside knowing someone else has your property really hurts.

Since you can't afford another one, cut out buying the weed for a bit and save up the cash eh?
 
I found your bike!

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Ravioli said:
Is he black?
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PUERTO RICAN NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!!!

I'm actually about to call the cops and file a report. I think I can pull this off and get my bike back man. I know this guys name, I know the general area where he lives, I know the bikeshop he shops in, I know the skatepark he frequents, i've got the bikeshop owner on my side because he recognizes him, recognizes my bike, and already said he's gonna call the cops next time the guy walks into the store, and ontop of all that, i've got an ARMY of bmx riders in the bay area already on the lookout for my bike, who also know the guy that stole it. Oh and I know his phone number.

IT'S GOING DOWN!

Hectic Glenn said:
Sorry to hear that sinkoman, the rage inside knowing someone else has your property really hurts.

Since you can't afford another one, cut out buying the weed for a bit and save up the cash eh?
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Idk man, this is actually turning out to not even be nearly as bad as I had first anticipated. Not only do I have faith that i'll get my bike back, but i've already got enough people offering me enough parts to borrow that I can probably have another one built in a couple of days. I'm definitely going to cut back on the greens though, not even because I need the money (which I do), but more because now that I don't have my bike, I feel like I have to be careful that I don't fall into some retardedly depressive pattern where I just smoke weed all day and veg out :p

Now that you mention that, this is actually a great time to quit smoking cigarettes. I could deff save some serious cash if I did.

This definitely does suck though. I mean, ****, that was MY bike. I've seriously spent at least a month or two of my time in the pedals. If life was like steam, and kept track of how much time you spent on everything, my bike would be right up at the top of the list with some outrageous number like "3 months" next to it. I don't know what to do with myself now :(
 
Put his name into facebook, get a female friend to add him and arrange a date. Instead you show up with BMX friends and beat this guy down/
 
Funny story about bikes being stolen - I've had nine bikes since I was about four or five years old. Every one of them has been stolen and only one recovered.... Only to be stolen again. This is not a lie. It's bad in this city.
 
L3N!N said:
Muahaha, it worked!
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LOL, I assume you do that whole fixie freestyle shit?

Duddddeees, it's going down. I got my ads for my bike posted up on this major bmx website, and somebody replied with a story about this sketchy dude who ****ed up a skatepark named "evan lomax", AND his phone number. I called his phone and he didn't pick up, but it sounded like him on the answering machine. Then I popped his name into facebook search and found that mother ****er!

Friend request sent, waiting approval...

I got an army of BMX riders on other forums on the look out too, and one site is being nice enough to blow the **** out of that kid's phone number and facebook.

I already filed a police report, but i'm going to the police station first thing tomorrow and updating them with his full name and pictures and shit, and hopefully I can get enough attention to get this kid. And if not, i'm calling all the "Lomax's" in the Oakland yellowpages until I find his, then bum rushing his address and killing him.
 
Someone went off with my bike last year.
Never did find it.
I think he was black cause one guy stole my bike a couple months before, and he was black. Seriously.

Just walkin' down the street with my and a couple other guy's bikes. Not conspicuous at all, mmmhmm.
 
DEATHMASTER said:
Theo. I called him "The oh" and laughed so he hit my arm; "I don't like people making fun of my name."
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Should have kicked his ass. Unless you are an Indian, in which case I am going to assume you are shit at scrapping.
 
Oh haha, you already know I am, real clever. You'd have to have been suicidal to have wanted to hit this maniac expecting favorable results. As far as that situation went, among others, I was a real jackass as a kid, probably needed a punch in the arm every now and then.
 
Oh shit brahs...

http://sjbmx.com/
http://thecomeupbmx.net/forum/showthread.php?t=64136
http://thecomeupbmx.net/forum/showthread.php?t=64206
http://thecomeupbmx.net/news/called-out/
http://www.bikeguide.org/forums/showthread.php?t=193686

It's going down. This kid's ass is grass. Imma find where he lives and if the cops can't help me, it's ONNNNNNNNN.

SO far the cops have been super helpful though. I just got a call from the police seargent after updating them with his full name, and they're going to pull up a bunch of pictures from past arrests and drivers ID records, have me identify him, then try and swoop his ass up.

If they get him, he's on for Grand Theft, AND he's in the navy, so he's ****ed.
 
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