my dog has died

[Darkknighttt]

Just yesterday, I walked outside and saw my dog get run over by some dumb ass. I found out what his liscence plate was and decided to tell the cops. They didn't do shit about it so I got my friend to tell me where this guy lives. I went to his house and smashed his car, house, and other stuff to hell. I kicked his cat and killed his whole family. I started to run around in circles and started screaming. The guy finally comes home and starts freaking out. I kill him too. I thought to myself "What should I do with all the corpses, blood stains on the walls, the dead kitten, and my gun?" and then the cops came. I was released free of charge because the guy was some murderer and he killed a lot of people. The cops were thankful because they wanted him dead or alive. So, I got off scot-free. I walked into a therapists place because I realized that I was starting to rape my GF and she didn't like it a lot. That's why she broke up with me. Anyways, I started seeing one and he started giving me drugs. Then I got better.
PS. I also sent concentration camp footage to America's Funniest Home Videos.
BTW; none of this is true, I just have too much time on my hands and decided to make a story to blow time.

 

[Darkknighttt]

Story 2 (partially true)
I was walking with some friends through a tough neighbourhood and some guy ran across the street and a car hit him. He got back up and kept running. A few seconds later, cops came running after. We kept walking, not paying attention to the cops that kept telling us to go back. I think we were high, too. So we kept walking. The neighbour hood was a ghetto kind of place, maybe just upped a bit (projects?), so there was a lot of corruption in the area. We kept walking and we starting walking through some townhouses. Just as we entered, a somewhat 500lb door came rushing at me, going at about 50mph. When it hit me, I flew back at least 10 feet. When I tried getting up, I couldn't breathe, so I lay back down. Some person ran past us laughing his ass off and some more cops came following, not paying attention to me.
Moral of the story; cops frankly don't care and large, metallic gates hurt when closed quickly and you're in the way.

 

[Darkknighttt]

I wasn't being funny, my dog was run over though. The cops did do stuff about it, not a lot though. I ended up with like $200 afterwards. The guy also got a jail sentence because he actually said it was intentional.

 

[lePobz]

You can stop talking out of your arse now, mr. troll.

 

[Qonfused]

 

[Hectic Glenn]

That's another top up for you on infractions from the one you got the other day. One more and we won't be seeing you much anymore, this will stop here.