My epic mission.

[Reginald]

Last July I was set a project due to be handed in 22 April 2008.

I wrote the first line at 11 am on 21 April 2008. It is now 3:25 am on 22 April. It is due in in under 6 hours. I have just written the last line.

I have completed 57 pages of typing, an entire User Documentation of 15 pages and a relationship database consisting of 29 components.

I've done a project that took most people the best part of a year, in 16 hours.


I want to die.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You're my new goddess.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Seriously, thats some INCREDIBLE cramming skills you got there. Take comfort in that it is over.

 

[Vegeta897]

Damn, I would have done the same thing.

Oh those terrible school years...

 

[Que-Ever]

Yes, but is it good?

 

[Vegeta897]

Of course it is.

Here's an excerpt:

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It's quite brilliant, really.

 

[kineaesth]

We are all men - You are something more.
We are mere mortals - You have eternal life in your grasp.
We worship false idols - You are a God, walking the earth.

 

[Sheepo]

I want to die.

I shall comply

 

[kineaesth]

Actually I think it was more like this

ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod

 

[TheDude]

Of course it is.

Here's an excerpt:



It's quite brilliant, really.

I blew milk out my nostrils. thanks!

 

[highlander]

Well done! !

 

[Krynn72]

Congratulations. Are the results actually satisfactory?

And... seriously. You could have made that a hell of a lot easier. Just a page per day would have worked.

Then he would have gotten in trouble for handing in seventeen pounds of paper as his essay.

 

[SimonomiS]

I blew milk out my nostrils. thanks!

What makes this amazing is that TheDude wasn't even drinking milk.

 

[Ravioli]

i now pronounce you lord of Procastination:bonce:

Its ok...im still second. I was assigned an architecture project in october and i have only done the basics. Its due in a few weeks. What have i done all these periods that was ment to be dedicated towards the project? Basically sitting around in class surfing the web, talking to ppl, fooling around, pretending to work.

Procastination is a drug

 

[Naudian]

I laughed four times at this thread. FOUR TIMES. That's almost five times!

<3 and goodnight.

 

[kineaesth]

I laughed four times at this thread. FOUR TIMES. That's almost five times!

<3 and goodnight.

FIVE TIMES? That's almost six times!

Gooodnight Norbian!

 

[Zephos]

What makes this amazing is that TheDude wasn't even drinking milk.

Now milk came out of my nose.

 

[jimbo118]

Screw Flanders much?

Impressive alright! You've given me inspiration to do mine, which is due tomorrow.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I've crammed before but that's impressive.

Said the actress to the priest?

 

[Seagull]

Said Sulkdodds to Reginald.

 

[Dekstar]

I hear the Da Vinci Code was written in the same amount of time.

 

[ShinRa]

Said dekstar to a thread where noone cares.


love you.

 

[Pulse]

In b4 bad grades lol

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I laughed four times at this thread. FOUR TIMES. That's almost five times!

<3 and goodnight.

>3

>.>

 

[Beerdude26]

This thread is now about increasing your e-penis with your procrastination skillz.

I once read a 700-page book in one night and a bit of the morning (approx. 14 hours), made a single-page review (which was the absolute minimum), handed it in and got a 9/10
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[Reginald]

Handed it in today and I feel like the weight is finally off my shoulders. I love it.

And I love all of you. <3

 

[CyberPitz]

This thread is now about increasing your e-penis with your procrastination skillz.

I once read a 700-page book in one night and a bit of the morning (approx. 14 hours), made a single-page review (which was the absolute minimum), handed it in and got a 9/10
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Ha, I've done something like that, except it was a 3 page review, and I didn't read a lick of the book, except the back of the book. Amazingly, got a 95%.

 

[Gazork0]

Reginald, BeerDude, CyberPitz:

Holy shit.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I once read a 700-page book in one night and a bit of the morning (approx. 14 hours), made a single-page review (which was the absolute minimum), handed it in and got a 9/10

I did that with an essay, and you can find the essay here. That's the revised version, admittedly, but very little changed from the first draft to the next - mostly corrections. Double-figure pages, bitch.

 

[Que-Ever]

In my history class, we're supposed to read every chapter and write notes on them. Cornell notes, which are probably the most irritating way of recording information ever invented. We also have a est on every chapter, one on tuesday and two on friday. The teacher gives us a list of "terms" that have to do with the questions on the test. Every day before the test we go over every term.

I haven't read a single chapter of the book since last year (this is my second time taking this class) I just pay attention to when we go over the terms in class, and I write my notes then, and I also ace every test. I get a D average on my notes, though.

 

[Iron Kat]

Last July I was set a project due to be handed in 22 April 2008.

I wrote the first line at 11 am on 21 April 2008. It is now 3:25 am on 22 April. It is due in in under 6 hours. I have just written the last line.

I have completed 57 pages of typing, an entire User Documentation of 15 pages and a relationship database consisting of 29 components.

I've done a project that took most people the best part of a year, in 16 hours.


I want to die.

I am SO glad I don't have to do anything like that for my college course. Although, in saying that, some harder work would be nice. i'm stuck doing a Skills for Working Life course because I didn't take my GCSEs. I feel like all the work we do is for dunces and i am NOT a dunce. If I had taken my GCSEs i would have walked them.

 

[Felix]

Why didn't you take them then?

And just to make my head massive, I'm on course for 4 A grades at A level this year.

 

[Tyguy]

hats off to you

 

[Iron Kat]

Why didn't you take them then?

And just to make my head massive, I'm on course for 4 A grades at A level this year.

I left school at the start of year 10 due to bullying.

 

[Dan]

I left school at the start of year 10 due to bullying.

Haha. I had a friend in grade 8 who slipped off his bicycle (entirely on his own) and landed on his crotch on the middle tube. Naturally we all laughed. He left the school soon after because we had bullied him.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

in 16 hours.


I want to die.

Your lucky, I had to design and create a learning package which sucks balls, and write a project report about it.

Regardless I managed to hand in my report which is about 53 pages, along with my implementation work
I was doing so much running around today that my priority after I finished it was to head straight to the shower

 

[Iron Kat]

Haha. I had a friend in grade 8 who slipped off his bicycle (entirely on his own) and landed on his crotch on the middle tube. Naturally we all laughed. He left the school soon after because we had bullied him.

I don't really know how you can think it funny when someone is bullied. i was bullied for 8 years at school so you'll forgive me if i can't see the funny side. :|

 

[Sheepo]

Haha. I had a friend in grade 8 who slipped off his bicycle (entirely on his own) and landed on his crotch on the middle tube. Naturally we all laughed. He left the school soon after because we had bullied him.

I don't really know how you can think it funny when someone is bullied. i was bullied for 8 years at school so you'll forgive me if i can't see the funny side. :|

It's funny because he hit his balls and left due to bullying when no bullying actually took place

 

[Ennui]

Impressive procrastination, OP.

I've gotten away with so much procrastinatorial shit that I don't even want to think about it anymore for fear of jinxing it.

 

[TimoJay]

Once I finished a project 2 weeks ahead of time. :dork: