My Ex!

[CyberPitz]

I recieve random calls at night from my Ex-Girlfriend..and I get to listen to her complain. If you think you've got bitchy friends..god..listen to this before you say that again.

http://files.filefront.com/Exrar/;4673497;;/fileinfo.html

I did it in Sound Recorder, so it stopped recording at 60 seconds..so its 9 1 minute files.

 

[Icarusintel]

I just completely cut myself off from mine, because she's a stupid whore... or at least thinking that helps me get through the day :|

 

[CyberPitz]

I just completely cut myself off from mine, because she's a stupid whore... or at least thinking that helps me get through the day :|

Mine is a stupid whore at least. so yeah..

I'm too nice of a guy to tell her to **** off..then she'd probably go do something retarded, and I'd sit there feeling guilty. I do that.

 

[Icarusintel]

Mine is a stupid whore at least. so yeah..

I'm too nice of a guy to tell her to **** off..then she'd probably go do something retarded, and I'd sit there feeling guilty. I do that.

Eh, I used to feel guilty, but you get over it with time... trust me.

Some days I actually wish she would call or something just so I could tell her that we have nothing to talk about and that I wouldn;t care if she died. But then again, I;m a vindictive bastard.

 

[CyberPitz]

Eh, I used to feel guilty, but you get over it with time... trust me.

Some days I actually wish she would call or something just so I could tell her that we have nothing to talk about and that I wouldn;t care if she died. But then again, I;m a vindictive bastard.

Haha suck.

It's great, because my ex hates being treated the way she enjoyed treating me when she thought nothing was wrong. Oh, the revenge is sweet.

 

[Pulse]

Wow that was unbelieveable, I loved your "not giving a shit" attitude though, how ignorant and lame is she to call you and bitch about her problems?

 

[Icarusintel]

what a dumb, whiny bitch - you are definitely much better off without her, and props for the lack of caring there

 

[CyberPitz]

what a dumb, whiny bitch - you are definitely much better off without her, and props for the lack of caring there

Yeah, that's how EVERY conversation goes..and she thinks I really care..*sigh* I was listening to the recorded vesrion, and I was like, "Woah, that's what she said, weird" I rarely listen to the whole thing. I catch keywords so that when she's like "Your not listening" then I cop off something, and she's like "oh so you were"

muwahaha

 

[Lucid]

Although I'm against calling any women bitches, I have to agree with this...
My brother had the same problem, it was creepy.
He was about 19 (and he's 24 now) at the time, went out with this REALLY Portuguese girl... they went out for a year.

One day he dumps her, a week later she starts calling our house almost every day... CRYING over the phone!... Shit I thought she was going to murder us in our sleep or something.

A week after that, she gets his new cellphone number somehow and starts reading suicide notes to him.
Eventually he got a restraining order against her... Hasn't called us since.

Ex gfs are rather disturbing individuals.

 

[Icarusintel]

Ex gfs are rather disturbing individuals.

That's only if they're not cold, hard bitches who would rather see you die than talk to you... in that case they're cannon fodder

 

[CyberPitz]

That's only if they're not cold, hard bitches who would rather see you die than talk to you... in that case they're cannon fodder

No shit lol. My first girlfriend was like for 11 months straight, nothing but I Love you blah blah blah, we are gonna get married and all this shit. Didn't bother me, I was all for it. Then she dumps me. 1 month later, she comes home from her band trip, and I'm sitting at my computer at 7 in the morning..I feel arms envelope me, I look and its her just returned in her PJs. SHe is like "I missed you, your the one for me blah blah blah...* make up sex. 2 weeks later we were celebrating our 1 year togetherness thing, and she dumps me then AGAIN.

Good thing I already knew it was comming, bitch.

Sorry, I felt like ranting.

 

[jondy]

No shit lol. My first girlfriend was like for 11 months straight, nothing but I Love you blah blah blah, we are gonna get married and all this shit. Didn't bother me, I was all for it. Then she dumps me. 1 month later, she comes home from her band trip, and I'm sitting at my computer at 7 in the morning..I feel arms envelope me, I look and its her just returned in her PJs. SHe is like "I missed you, your the one for me blah blah blah...* make up sex. 2 weeks later we were celebrating our 1 year togetherness thing, and she dumps me then AGAIN.

Good thing I already knew it was comming, bitch.

Sorry, I felt like ranting.

At least she didn't bite your cock.

 

[Muffin Man]

At least she didn't bite your cock.

yeah that hurts like hell, this one time i was doing this yoga position and the pad slipped... nevermind..

 

[Ren.182]

My ex wasn't very nice to me during the last few months of our relationship... She'd keep starting arguments with me then go all sad saying she doesn't like arguing and blamed me for starting them... Then she dumped me.

1 month later I felt great. Was over her and I was REALLY damn happy. Then a few months later I heard she wanted me back and how she loved me blah blah. But I already started to like my current girlfriend then. I started going out with my current girlfriend and aint heard from her since I'm so happy she dumped me

 

[$kelet0r]

the internet isnt big enough to hold all the stories about ex girlfriends

 

[CyberPitz]

the internet isnt big enough to hold all the stories about ex girlfriends

We shall try!

And she did kinda bite my cock. She had braces, so my head would always get a little chipped on it. Oh god that felt good. Granted after an hour, any sort of touching would hurt, since she took skin every time. But goddamn, the best ejaculation EVER.

 

[Kamikazie]

one of my brothers ex's went above and beyond what i thought she was going to do.

when they first started going out i thought he actually got a good one (becasue she was HAWT! and he was a freshman when she was a junior) then my view on her turned dramatically when she came over to our house. my bro forgot something in his room so he went back for it, i was looking out the window when she grabbed me threw me on a chair, put her knee on my balls and said that i need to go out with her sister (who was ugly as shit) i refused, she dug her knee deeper, when she heard my bros door shut she jumped off and acted like nothing happened.

another time she drove to my grandmas house, came right in and sat on the couch. my grandpa started preaching to her D) about how Jesus can save her soul.

and finally when they broke up she started to stalk me, (i was in middle school at the time) i would walk to my dads work and he would take me home from there. well, she found out my path and drove up behind me and actually hit me to make me fall on her hood...she did that a few times btw...

****ing bitches :|

 

[Solaris]

Jesus christ...

 

[Icarusintel]

There should be some sort of program to relocate crazy bitches to remote islands - I mean, Survivor is doing it, but on such a small scale

 

[Dr. Freeman]

the internet isnt big enough to hold all the stories about ex girlfriends

yeah...the internets would break
oh well...theres a reason why they are ex's...and probably the same reason not to talk to ex's

 

[ZeeM]

my bro forgot something in his room so he went back for it, i was looking out the window when she grabbed me threw me on a chair, put her knee on my balls and said that i need to go out with her sister (who was ugly as shit) i refused, she dug her knee deeper, when she heard my bros door shut she jumped off and acted like nothing happened.

You should have DHITB n00b.

 

[JNightshade]

Good God, you poor, poor man.

 

[Kamikazie]

You should have DHITB n00b.

yes i am going to risk my manhood to try and hit her off of me...even if i did hit her she probably would have decapitated it...which as most of us know that even a little tap hurts it, i cant imagine how much hell i would have went through if that would have happened

 

[OvA]

I found that the majority of really hawt girls are emotionally unstable....and the ugly ones are ugly......it's very rare to find a hot AND sane one, so it's best to just find a balance between sanity and hotness.

 

[Icarusintel]

yes i am going to risk my manhood to try and hit her off of me...even if i did hit her she probably would have decapitated it...which as most of us know that even a little tap hurts it, i cant imagine how much hell i would have went through if that would have happened

she sounds like a slut, all you would have to do is be like "hey baby" and she would bend over and shit

 

[don_johnson]

wouldent it be funny if you're ex was on some internet forums for women, bitching about you not caring when she calls? haha

 

[OvA]

wouldent it be funny if you're ex was on some internet forums for women, bitching about you not caring when she calls? haha

The irony would be astounding. Astounding I tell you. Astounding.

 

[CyberPitz]

wouldent it be funny if you're ex was on some internet forums for women, bitching about you not caring when she calls? haha

I'd laugh, because well...it's true!

 

[Sulkdodds]

Jesus christ kamikazie D:

it's very rare to find a hot AND sane one

Actually, you have a point. Out of all the girls I know only 4 (of the top of my head) are very very hot and also completely sane.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Wow, thats crazy.

*sings a stupid song in number 4* Did you hear it? It's fantasic isn't it? It's MUCH better when I sing it!

You have much more patience than I do, CyberPitz

I think I'm going to cry tomarrow, because I havn't cried on a long time. Yeah, it's shitty.

Have her checked by a Docter maybe?

 

[ailevation]

"Here I go, scream my lungs out and try to get to you
You are my only one
I let go, but there's just no one that gets me like you
You are my only my only one"

Naturally, I seriously think males of the human race weren't actually meant to stick with one chick, it just ****ing drives a guy mad crazy!

 

[CyberPitz]

Wow, thats crazy.


You have must more patience than I do, CyberPitz


I hear that from alot of people

 

[Unfocused]

We shall try!

And she did kinda bite my cock. She had braces, so my head would always get a little chipped on it. Oh god that felt good. Granted after an hour, any sort of touching would hurt, since she took skin every time. But goddamn, the best ejaculation EVER.

Oh, ****! I mean the aftermath, the painful bit.

 

[Beerdude26]

Holy crap you're making me scared D:

I don't have any exes currently
(Hope I never will D: )

 

[jerkasaur]

Have her checked my/a Docter maybe?

fixed
on topic: i never make that kind of friendship with anyone, so, i don't get that kind of bitchness...

you should never break a girl's heart though...

 

[Beerdude26]

fixed
on topic: i never make that kind of friendship with anyone, so, i don't get that kind of bitchness...

you should never break a girl's heart though...

Half of the guys here got dumped by the girl, then the girl returned :|

 

[jerkasaur]

well, call me emotional but i'd rather see a girl dump a boy and come back, than a boy dump a girl.. they just realy like you when they do... i can't even think of dumping a girl.

 

[Zephos]

I don't do it, I just ignore the girls I know I will dump later on down the track...but then they get their friends to bug you, and it goes on and on. They stalk you, and when you get to the safety of home they ring you. So you go to bed, then when you think that's just an alien on the roof...you would be wrong...so very wrong.

 

[ZeeM]

yes i am going to risk my manhood to try and hit her off of me...even if i did hit her she probably would have decapitated it...which as most of us know that even a little tap hurts it, i cant imagine how much hell i would have went through if that would have happened

What? I didn't tell you to hit her off of you, I told you to DHITB.

 

[Kamikazie]

What? I didn't tell you to hit her off of you, I told you to DHITB.

ah, read that wrong i suppose.

but dhitb wasnt the first thing on my mind tbh :dozey: