My First Heart Attack

[Cornerstone]

This is my foray into a culinary experience, from an idea previously posted on the interwebs. Despite the danger I was putting myself into my intrigue could not be quelled. I had to make the bacon and cheese roll. As I likely will not be among the living for too much longer due to arteries being clogged, this will portray what caused my death and all in real life size.

It begins! One of the weaves comes undone due to damage when I was weaving the bacon. Looking at this alone may cause you cholesterol to rise.

Adding the cheese, marble was the choice.

Flipping it over was hard than anticipated, another weave comes undone.

I should have cooked it longer but I could not wait.

This is the money shot.

 

[Emporius]

I salute you, Captain my Captain.

 

[Tyguy]

my roommate eats peanut butter pop tarts, which is two pop tarts with peanut butter in the middle. You two should talk.

 

[The Monkey]

Fuck bacon, bacon sucks.

 

[Cornerstone]

my roommate eats peanut butter pop tarts, which is two pop tarts with peanut butter in the middle. You two should talk.

Actually I'm allergic so that wouldn't work.

 

[Tyguy]

hah, so am i actually. I tend to shy away from him when he gets the munchies

after smoking salvia once he had two of those...****ing psycho

 

[Eejit]

Bacon ftl. Do that with thin-cut steaks.
And add egg.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Fuck bacon, bacon sucks.

**** yeah. and meat in general. **** you meat.

 

[Cornerstone]

I could have gotten Canadian bacon but I did not plan this in advance.

 

[Ennui]

Canadian bacon isn't bacon, it's thinly sliced ham.

I salute your efforts, and Kami's (he made a thread very similar to this a month or two ago). I absolutely am going to make one of these epic bacon monstrosities sometime soon. Delicious.

 

[Raziaar]

I haven't eaten bacon in months! I can't afford it! Bacon is kings food!

 

[PJ]

i love bacon. how can you hate bacon. you freaks.

 

[MJ12]

What insane ****er doesn't like bacon??

 

[Dog--]

Fuck bacon, bacon sucks.

Bacon is my last name, homo.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Dog Bacon?

 

[Dog--]

No, Tom Bacon.

I hate all who hate bacon.

 

[swan_song1973]

you're one crazy bastard.

 

[Unfocused]

That looks delicious. And deadly.

Deadlicious.

 

[Lucid]

I puked a little.

 

[Rizzo]

Im on it. I will get a camera and post my results.

 

[hool10]

No, Tom Bacon.

I hate all who hate bacon.

 

[Dog--]

No joke, my dads name is Kevin Bacon.

He looks NOTHING like that actor, though.

Tremors ftw.

 

[staticprimer]

Fuck bacon, bacon sucks.

DIAF bacon hater.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

one of the smelliest, nastiest things I've had the displeasure of encountering IRL.

 

[Raziaar]

one of the smelliest, nastiest things I've had the displeasure of encountering IRL.

You live in paradise if the smelliest, nastiest thing you've ever encountered is bacon!

 

[DEATHMASTER]

You live in HELL if the smelliest, nastiest thing you've ever encountered is bacon!

I know.

 

[Raziaar]

I'll have to be sure that when I go out to dine, I keep Hell in mind as a top pick.

Go for the food, stay for the torture.

 

[nurizeko]

Fuck bacon, bacon sucks.

I know your angry right now so I will pretend you didn't just slander Bacon's good name!.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Never eaten a bacon here. Is it delicious?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

It's like eating fried SHIT, but it smells even worse.

 

[staticprimer]

You've either been eating the wrong bacon, or someone gave you fried shit and told you it was bacon.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

All the whities were loving it, it was the same pizza, it was SHIT.

 

[Raziaar]

All the whities were loving it, it was the same pizza, it was SHIT.

What culture hath brainwashed ye!?

Be it Muslim Culture?
Be it Jewish Culture?
BE IT VEGAN CULTURE!?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Vegetarian by Brahman Hinduism.

All meat sucks and all meat eaters should be bouldered to death.
But really, it offends my senses of taste, smell, and sight.

 

[PJ]

G(ordon) man, i demand you to go to you nearest butcher i buy some unsmoked back bacon, and absolutely love it.

you will. i know you will. do you have bacon in estonia?
the soviets obviously didn't like bacon.

and DEATHMASTER, i doubt you've smelled freshly fried, fatty and juicy succulent bacon ever. if you smelled proper bacon, you would no longer be a vegy

 

[Raziaar]

Vegetarian by Brahman Hinduism.

All meat sucks and all meat eaters should be bouldered to death.
But really, it offends my senses of taste, smell, and sight.

Do Brahman Hinduism followers revere cows like traditional Hindus?

<wink wink, nudge nudge>

 

[DEATHMASTER]

yes, and you should know this by my previous posting of that cute cow pic that you had as your msn avatar for a while.

 

[Raziaar]

yes, and you should know this by my previous posting of that cute cow pic that you had as your msn avatar for a while.

Well... I didn't connect the dots. And that's cool... I respect religious aversion to eating certain types of meat(or meat in general) more than I do lies and blasphemy about the flesh being anything but tasty!

Hehe.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

In my case one has caused the other.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

G(ordon) man, i demand you to go to you nearest butcher i buy some unsmoked back bacon, and absolutely love it.

you will. i know you will. do you have bacon in estonia?
the soviets obviously didn't like bacon.

Nah, they don't sell bacon here. But you can buy American bacons in shops. And hehe, I could make a list of 500 things Soviets didn't like. And bacon is there, i guess.