my head hurts :|

[CrazyHarij]

so its time for the weekly crazyharij is drunk thread!

i drank a full bottle of vodka in less than 30 minutes last night.. i was on my way to the city with my friends, and my memory stopped working after that..

sooner or later i wake up puking my guts out in a drunk cell at the police, who had found me lying in a pile of snow somewhere. they didnt let me out until 5 am :|

 

[Dekstar]

Wow it's like Paycheck. You could do anything while you're really drunk, and not remember it afterwards.
Could be a good business.

 

[<RJMC>]

if in the morning you get a call from a group of travestys starting whit something like "hello cutey boy" them you better pray

 

[JNightshade]

Rofl, a bottle of vodka in half an hour? Good lord Harij, that's a bit much even for me.

 

[NeptuneUK]

*liver trembles in fear*

 

[The Monkey]

Now you might not get a driver's license

 

[AJ Rimmer]

*sigh*
I could have done that too but no-one else wanted to go drinking with me.

 

[Baal]

Umm, you probably could have died you know.

A guy at a party last year at my sister's University got drunk and fell into a ravine and died because it was cold and he was so loaded he couldn't get out.

You're only twelve days older than me, that's what scares me.

 

[Ennui]

my friday evening also involved vodka... and much more

 

[CyberPitz]

Wow it's like Paycheck. You could do anything while you're really drunk, and not remember it afterwards.
Could be a good business.

Damn, I want to watch that again!

And damn, a bottle of vodka in a 1/2 hour? I did somthing close to that, but it was the captain. I don't remember that night at all but crawling to the toilet since I couldn't walk. The rest is black. I will never drink that much again, because there is no fkn point.

 

[CrazyHarij]

absolutely true man.. no fun at all.

im feeling abit better now, im really glad about that, been shit all day

 

[mindless_moder]

thats a bit much mate . how cold was it outside ? im asuming it was something like -13 . you could have died if they didn't find you, wtf happened to your friends :S ?.

 

[CrazyHarij]

no probably a little warmer, maybe -5 or something

but it was still freezing, i was lying in the snow and all, no jacket (for some reason i didnt want to pay for the wardrobe in the clubs so i decided to go without jacket)

my friends got in the bars, i was supposed to wait outside but apparently i just walked away

 

[CyberPitz]

no probably a little warmer, maybe -5 or something

but it was still freezing, i was lying in the snow and all, no jacket (for some reason i didnt want to pay for the wardrobe in the clubs so i decided to go without jacket)

my friends got in the bars, i was supposed to wait outside but apparently i just walked away

Damn, man. Good to see you're OK. Maybe you should take it a little more easy from now on. Don't want to see one of my lovers die!

 

[Absinthe]

Near-death experiences from alcohol are awesome.

Next time, aim for a trip to the hospital like me.

ADDITION: Have a shot or two right now. It's how I deal with my post-liquor hangovers.

 

[Ennui]

Tell this "trip to the hospital" story, Absinthe.

You know you want to.

 

[CyberPitz]

Tell this "trip to the hospital" story, Absinthe.

You know you want to.

D: STORY TIME!

 

[Ennui]

I need distraction, I'm at work all day... 1-9 D: for you with full time jobs thats normal but I'm used to 4 hour shifts

 

[Absinthe]

I'm pretty sure I have at some point on this forum.

I got shit-faced in the woods at 15 where a party was taking place. During the course of the night, I fell into a bush of nettles and hives erupted all over me, I got pissed on by a German guy for pissing him off on a previous occasion (burning flags and Nazi salutes which I don't remember), and pretty much spent the whole night drinking assortments of liquor. One of my friends told me he was going to walk me to the tram stop so I could get home, but like Harij, some autonomous motor system kicked in and I just left without my friend knowing.

I don't recall the following, but I ended up walking circles around some house down the road for about 15/20 minutes. They were going to call the cops, but then I passed out in their garden. I regained consciousness in their expensive leather-interior Porsche or Corvette (can't remember which one it was) and vomited twice in it while they drove me to some unknown location. After blacking out again, I regained consciousness in a hospital, strapped to a gurney with an IV in my arm. When the nurse informed that they had called me parents, I began screaming and cursing at the top of my lungs at them. Their method of getting me to shut up was by lying and saying I was next to a dying baby. That wave of drunken guilt had me apologizing incessantly. I believe I was trying to whisper, but I was still very effin' loud.

Parents came. Momma cried, but my dad later told me that as scary as the situation was, there were times when I was "really god damn funny". I stayed there until the morning. I had scratches all over my body from the previous night of falling all over the road and I cracked my head pretty good on the asphalt. I didn't know I'd been pissed on until a few months later. When it came time to leave, I could hardly tie my shoes, let alone carry the tube around which the nurses told me to urinate into. As a result from the whole thing, I couldn't stand the smell or sight of alcohol for at least two months, nor cigar/cigarette smoke for another four (there'd been a lot of it around that night). Understandably, my friends sort of held off on taking me to bars for a bit.

Initial regret aside, it's been a fairly recurrent topic of discussion ever since. It set the bar for all subsequent intoxicated shenanigans to be compared against. As stupid as it may sound, I'm rather proud of it all. =P Nearest I ever came to after that was passing out in the middle of the road and having two cops pull over to question me.

 

[mindless_moder]

Damn, man. Good to see you're OK. Maybe you should take it a little more easy from now on. Don't want to see one of my lovers die!

thought you were a necropedobeastialitist ...wouldnt that be a turn on .

 

[highlander]

That is one awesome story

 

[Ennui]

rofl absinthe that is far too much alcohol

awesome story given that you didn't die

 

[CrazyHarij]

hahaha absinthe you ****ing win

 

[Sierra Oscar]

Hehehe getting arrested for being drunk and disorderly

Did you end up getting a caution?

 

[Absinthe]

I experienced no legal ramifications. The law in Switzerland is relatively lax. Besides, after all the shit I went through, I think everybody involved believed I had learned my lesson.

Yeah, I kind of got the usual "alcohol stupidity" knocked out of my system relatively early on.