Doppelgofer
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it all started when i attempted to became a sailor. i was told that an actual specification of being a sailor was to have a clean shaven or waxed behind. bewildered and confused, i set my ass on fire hoping to singe off each individual ass hair, even those with clingers. alas my attempts failed me as i did it in full view of the public in mfi and one of the female staff used a fire extinguisher on me but was to feeble to control the power of the beast, of course like most women and it ended up entering the world that was my japs eye
after the ordeal, i 'walked' home to find a mysterious package, laden with forboding, sat on the small varnish home crafted table in my porch. it smelt of ulrika johnson and frank darabont. i could hardly contain my excitement for i believed the package to be swiss in origin and of comic book style embrace. just as i was about to open the package, john candy says to me 'ICH BIN ZWOLF JAHRE ALT' ....
yes john...you're twelve years old. what a ****ing corker john, you've only been using that joke for 19 years even though your dead now. myself and john open the package slowly and ever so carefully....
oh god
its harry hill's one and only pube laced with mint
i die
after the ordeal, i 'walked' home to find a mysterious package, laden with forboding, sat on the small varnish home crafted table in my porch. it smelt of ulrika johnson and frank darabont. i could hardly contain my excitement for i believed the package to be swiss in origin and of comic book style embrace. just as i was about to open the package, john candy says to me 'ICH BIN ZWOLF JAHRE ALT' ....
yes john...you're twelve years old. what a ****ing corker john, you've only been using that joke for 19 years even though your dead now. myself and john open the package slowly and ever so carefully....
oh god
its harry hill's one and only pube laced with mint
i die
aAWWWEEESOME
