My parents just left for 2 weeks.

I'd rather take a shit outside with the door closed.
 
Have a party then, I'm in the west mids
 
I'm in Dudley. Threesome maybe?
 
You could have a SEXY PARTY!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA38Qocy0R4[/YOUTUBE]
 
We can have soda and pie and invite all our friends!

I hope no bad people show up :(
 
Rob a Korean Liqure store.

And then use the money u got from there to go buy some beer
 
Wonderful irony.

Might as well invite you too, and that guy, hell.

DOT NET, ASSEEMMBBBLEE!
 
Hell I would if I didn't have to go out and buy a canoe just to get on the motorway.
 
Rob a Korean Liqure store.

And then use the money u got from there to go buy some beer

Don't **** with the Asians, dude!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eoVTSnNAxg[/YOUTUBE]
 
Someone got it, ALRIGHT!

Build one you pussy. Pirate style.

I could lend my mate's car, it is a GALLEON he managed to drive it through water that came up to the car door's handle... mind blowing. The only benefit to living in the countryside during floods is that everyone drives their tractors home so you can always hitch a ride.
 
Rob a Korean Liqure store.

And then use the money u got from there to go buy some beer

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*gets out M16*




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Hmm.... have fun. :p
 
Someone got it, ALRIGHT!



I could lend my mate's car, it is a GALLEON he managed to drive it through water that came up to the car door's handle... mind blowing. The only benefit to living in the countryside during floods is that everyone drives their tractors home so you can always hitch a ride.

Do you even know where Highley is? or Bridgnorth?
 
Let's build an ark! :D
 
Forest of Dean 'ere.

We should meet up sometime :cheese:
As long as you don't have a third arm or anything... :D

I reside in the smallest town in Gloucestershire, Northleach. It also happens to be the second most inbred town in the county, being surpassed by the FoD... of course I'm sure you're aware of that!

Why, why, why do they all fornicate in the countryside?!
 
Out of boredom I guess.
 
have porn running on every screen in the place with the volume turned up, 24/7.
 
Fill up the entire house with popcorn. Then it will be like a maze of popcorn that you have to swim through whenever you need to get somewhere, and every single thing you take for granted in life will be put into perspective when you realize how difficult it would be to urinate when your entire body is surrounded by popcorn, and the toilet is clogged from the last time you tried to flush.
 
Organise a party on myspace and get 200 people to trash your house worth 20 grands of damage.
 
Sit on hl2.net all of the two weeks and get fat.
NOW!
 
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