Naked Burglar with mouse in ass tased during burglary

[CptStern]

...wha?

A burglary call for Oconee County sheriff's deputies turned bizarre Monday morning when their suspect was found naked with a mouse in his rectum and apparently drugged, an incident report shows.

Authorities responded to Bernwood Circle near the town of Seneca late Monday morning after a resident complained of a burglar. When deputies arrived, they found Noah Smith, 24, lying face down and naked inside the doorway of the victim's home, the report stated.

When the deputy tried to make contact with Smith, he slapped the deputy. In return, the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith, the report stated.

With reinforcements, deputies approached Smith again in the victim's bedroom. A deputy managed to handcuff Smith before he jumped off the victim's bed and tried to kick other deputies in the room, the report stated.

Then, according to the report, Smith was pepper sprayed. Undeterred, Smith continued to kick at the officers and otherwise evade capture. He was struck with a police baton several times, and Smith attempted to bite the deputy.

Smith's head and mouth were covered with a blanket to prevent him from biting. He was wrestled down so shackles could be placed on his legs and his arms were hog-tied, the report stated. An EMS crew responded and provided a stretcher to which Smith was also tied.

Deputies and officers from the Seneca Police Department opined that Smith might have been high on mushrooms, and identified equipment that could be used to get high in the victim's home.

During a medical exam at a nearby hospital, medical personnel found a mouse tail hanging from Smith's rectum. An X-ray revealed a mouse lodged inside Smith.

He told emergency room personnel that he could not remember what had happened to him.

lol that's must have been some killer shrooms

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=13465624

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

poor mouse

 

[Eejit]

Shocking.

 

[<RJMC>]

maybe some weird new home security system?

 

[VirusType2]

maybe some weird new home security system?

Hmmm, the quest to build a better mousetrap.

 

[Dodo]

i pictured a computer mouse untill the tail part.

 

[Darkside55]

the deputy deployed his taser, which had no effect on Smith

A mouse up your anus protects you from being tazed. Who knew?

 

[ríomhaire]

I...I am lost for puns.

 

[<RJMC>]

I...I am lost for puns.

that mouse went straight to the hole

 

[Colonel Kernel]

holy jesus..wut

 

[Krynn72]

I bet the taser is what killed the mouse. The cops are about to be sued by PETA.

 

[CptStern]

I bet the taser is what killed the mouse. The cops are about to be sued by PETA.

naw the cops put him out of his misery with electrocution; which is exactly what Peta stands for; ethical treatment. no they'll go after the mouse butt plugee for gross cruelty

 

[VirusType2]

By the way...

Jesus Christ. Why not just invest in a dildo, rodent rapist. That's just ****ing ill.

 

[Maestro]

By the way...

Jesus Christ. Why not just invest in a dildo, rodent rapist. That's just ****ing ill.

Rodents are cheaper, and the squiggling feeling is quite novel.