Nappy Man - I'm scared

[Jangle]

In my area there is a grown man, otherwise known as nappy man, who wears only a nappy and shows people his 'jolly roger' whilst chasing them. According to the news, he has mental problems and if somebody sees him they should return to their home, lock their doors and call the police. I'm quite scared as my brother just saw him on the green about 30 metres from my house. Needless to say, he came home as fast as possible.

 

[Pesmerga]

They're on to me.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Damn crazy people, theres a market about 15 minutes away from me with some nutter who dressed up in a full WW2 colonel's army uniform and marches around with his little stick barking orders at shoppers. He's very odd, but Nappy man is terrifying.

 

[MrWhite]

They're on to me.

I died for 20 minutes after reading this non-chalant response, halarity at its best!

Hmm, but excuse me because it's quite possible im retarded, what the hell is a nappy?

 

[Jangle]

what babies wear? erm... diaper?

 

[Ennui]

Dear god. Hide your eyes.

 

[MrWhite]

what babies wear? erm... diaper?

(I think I'll just sum up everything im thinking with...)

 

[Jangle]

Dear god. Hide your eyes.

good plan.

i think my brother copped an eyeful of male wing-wang when he rode past, though. He looked awfully pale when he came in.

 

[Murray_H]

Oh it's only a cock, they aren't that scary

 

[Ennui]

you must treat him. the eyes cannot be saved - amputate them.

 

[Jangle]

Oh it's only a cock, they aren't that scary

maybe, but a man in a baby outfit chasing you with it is.

and ennui - i think he may object to that

 

[Murray_H]

Not really, chop his head off with a well thrown rusk.

 

[CptStern]

In my area there is a grown man, otherwise known as nappy man, who wears only a nappy and shows people his 'jolly roger' whilst chasing them. According to the news, he has mental problems and if somebody sees him they should return to their home, lock their doors and call the police. I'm quite scared as my brother just saw him on the green about 30 metres from my house. Needless to say, he came home as fast as possible.

hmmmm so ....so a guy wearing this .***ns around in public showing this?


you brits are a strange bunch :E

 

[Jangle]

hmmmm so ....so I guy wearing this .***ns around in public showing this?


you brits are a strange bunch :E

stern, you silleh. you know what i mean

 

[CptStern]

ya ...in canada instead of "jolly roger" we use "ding-a-ling"

 

[Murray_H]

ya ...in canada instead of "jolly roger" we use "ding-a-ling"

Is the term 'pump-action yoghurt rifle' internationally understood? And don't be pedantic about the spelling of yoghurt.

 

[Ren.182]

Wow, that rather scary. I wouldnt go out... ever.

Welcome to England people.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I'd hit it. :naughty:

With a sledgehammer.

 

[CptStern]

Is the term 'pump-action yoghurt rifle' internationally understood? And don't be pedantic about the spelling of yoghurt.

at HL2.net we obey the laws of spelling!!!!

I can see how "pump-action" would be more popular in the US ..but seeing as how canadians have british roots a far more fitting discription would be flesh bangers