Need help getitng a girl? Ask Oliver Killeen!!

[CyberPitz]

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/31611/The_Man_Who_Had_14_Wives

He was so fond of weddings he had attended 16 of his own. Sadly, just like his marriage to education expert Margaret Curtin, then 43, all but two were bogus.

I actually liked the read...

 

[Dog--]

Good read, but I don't need help getting a girl..

 

[Acepilotf14]

Yeah.. erm.. my friend ehm.. acepilotf15 needs help..

 

[CyberPitz]

Yeah.. erm.. my friend ehm.. acepilotf15 needs help..

Well tell you're friend to read! And be sure to make fun of him since he can't get a girl, because it's EMBARASSING! Good thing it isn't you, isn't it...

 

[Adabiviak]

"I'm a very powerful personality — once I get into your mind, then I can take control of it." = fruitcake.

 

[Vass]

Ask sooty

 

[DeusExMachina]

Jesus Christ.

 

[Krynn72]

Bwahaha. I wish we were allowed to cage up 24 females so that we could "romance" each of them in turn.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That's one bitchin' guinea pig.

 

[lePobz]

How could he do each of them in turn? Did they line up? Did he give them numbers? I mean, they all look the same to me.

 

[PvtRyan]

How could he do each of them in turn? Did they line up? Did he give them numbers? I mean, they all look the same to me.

That's what the guinea pigs say about us: "Man, I couldn't ever bang a naked monkey, they're hideous, the females even paint their face, a mating ritual?! Plus, they all look alike, I bet they keep eachother apart by smell or something."

 

[kupocake]

"I'm sure a lot of men will be looking at Sooty with envy"

So, a lot of men want to have sex with 24 female Guinea Pigs? That's... eww.

 

[lePobz]

So, a lot of men want to have sex with 24 female Guinea Pigs? That's... eww.

True, they should have said "a lot of men on the HL2.net forums will be looking at Sooty with envy".

You know what these people are like. It's the interweb.

 

[HECK HECK]

Want a girl? Pull your pants down with a pre-erected boner.

Note: works best if > 6 inches

 

[Raziaar]

Want a girl? Pull your pants down with a pre-erected boner.

Note: works best if > 6 inches

Your posts so far have been...

 

[Krynn72]

bannable?

 

[JNightshade]

Amazing, more like.

 

[CyberPitz]

GOOOOOOOO Sooty!

 

[the_rebel_medic]

Oh Yea Sooty, hit that shit from behind! *posts hamster porn* W0000

Moving on, don't need help thanks, and I never will, confidence is key.

 

[CyberPitz]

Oh Yea Sooty, hit that shit from behind! *posts hamster porn* W0000

Moving on, don't need help thanks, and I never will, confidence is key.

As Oliver shows..you can be someone who was in jail for years, and STILL get lots of women!

 

[PvtRyan]

I don't have a problem with getting girls. I only have a problem with conserving them long enough before they start to rot.

 

[CyberPitz]

I don't have a problem with getting girls. I only have a problem with conserving them long enough before they start to rot.

Get one of the upright freezers, the ones that you can store on your back porch and such, and slay them in there, and when you don't want to put any more in, put some dry ice in there. Always try to keep around 2 bags in there. Every couple days, replenish the Dry Ice.

Hope that helped.

 

[PvtRyan]

Get one of the upright freezers, the ones that you can store on your back porch and such, and slay them in there, and when you don't want to put any more in, put some dry ice in there. Always try to keep around 2 bags in there. Every couple days, replenish the Dry Ice.

Hope that helped.

But I don't want to put them in a box. I like to watch them..

 

[CyberPitz]

But I don't want to put them in a box. I like to watch them..

Ok, then make a plexiglass boxx, and put about 5-6 bags of Dry Ice in there a day. It gets expensive, yes..but worth it if it's a hobby.