Need help getting past blocker.

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V-Man339

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Okay, long story short.
There's some kind of blocker on my home network (3 computers connected by wire, one laptop that is usually connected by wi fi) that blocks the words porn, sex, penis (I don't have a goddamned clue), and circumvent/circumenvter and any shortening of the word until you only type circu. It pops up with an error
This webpage is not available.

The webpage at http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHMZ_enUS301US304&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=penis might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

Below is the original error message

Error 2 (net::ERR_FAILED): Unknown error.

In other words, this blocker is affecting the whole household and we can't google anything to bypass it.
No, proxies do not work, I've tried. I know for a fact that it's not installed on my computer if any, and it takes effect on all web browsers, regardless of settings.

Please, helplife2.net, you're my only hope (to get more pr0n).
 
Four line limit for sigs.

Is this something your parents have installed?
 
It's probably router settings. Try getting into the router firmware and messing with the security settings. Although, your parents probably put it in place, and you would have to enable it after you're done.. er... doing business, so that they don't discover your.. er... dirty deeds.
 
Taking a step back, why do you need to google 'porn sex penis' to get your gay porn? Have you ever heard of image boards? I shall PM you a good one. It is called yaoi.
 
Search super, hot, mega, sexy, big, tits, vagina, I, came, alittle.

You can do that right?
 
Ah. And here I was thinking you wanted help dealing with some guy at Dog--'s work.
 
KineticAesthetic said:
Is this something your parents have installed?
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Almost certainly. Mum was having trouble accessing a site earlier and came to Dad for help, and after fixing it she asked wether it was a problem with their website or our router or what and he said something like "it's something only I could fix" and was otherwise "uptight" about it.
As for resetting the router, I've unplugged it and plugged it back in countless times, so unless you mean resetting it in another way, it doesn't help.


Edit:
Forgot to mention that forums such as this along with message boards such as certain chans are exempt.
 
Try looking for a reset button on the router. Press and hold that for about a minute, then unplug it for another minute, that should give it enough time to clear anything that's in it's memory.
 
1. Wait until mother gets to another blocked website
2. watch as Dad fixes it, note what he does
3. ???
4. Profit!!!
 
This thread is epic.

Just be careful you don't get any trojans on said unscupulous website too when you reset the router, or your dad'll know what you've been doing that way also.
 
Saturos said:
This thread is epic.

Just be careful you don't get any trojans on said unscupulous website too when you reset the router, or your dad'll know what you've been doing that way also.
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Well, unblock it and use a proxy, 3 or more.
 
V-Man339 said:
Okay, long story short.
There's some kind of blocker on my home network (3 computers connected by wire, one laptop that is usually connected by wi fi) that blocks the words porn, sex, penis (I don't have a goddamned clue), and circumvent/circumenvter and any shortening of the word until you only type circu. It pops up with an error
This webpage is not available.

The webpage at http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHMZ_enUS301US304&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=penis might be temporarily down or it may have moved permanently to a new web address.

Below is the original error message

Error 2 (net::ERR_FAILED): Unknown error.

In other words, this blocker is affecting the whole household and we can't google anything to bypass it.
No, proxies do not work, I've tried. I know for a fact that it's not installed on my computer if any, and it takes effect on all web browsers, regardless of settings.

Please, helplife2.net, you're my only hope (to get more pr0n).
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Grow up and move out your mom's basement and get your own connection, and then you will have porn.
 
I'm looking for an immediate answer that will take less than 3 years.
 
Run the following command in your command prompt and post back the results here:

Code: 
tracert google.com

I shall help you get your porn without your parents knowing.
 
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