Need someone to take care of your pets after the Rapture?

[Krynn72]

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.

Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged and feathered friends.

Unfortunately at this time we are not equipped to accommodate all species and must limit our services to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals. [Please note: we can now offer rescue services for horses, camels, llamas and donkeys in NH,VT, ID and MT ]

Check out the FAQ for more laughs.

 

[Tyguy]

such a good idea for a scam, wish i thought of it

 

[15357]

Q: When the Rapture occurs, how long before my pet is rescued?
A: The timing is contingent on the number of subscribers we have in each state/region and travel distance. Our rescuers know that this is a time sensitive service. Pets' lives are at stake. We will limit the number of subscribers in each zone so that any given rescuer will not be over burdened. Naturally, we must anticipate that there will be widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture that could impact travel times. Thus, we are targeting a maximum of between 18- 24 hours from realization of the Rapture, to animal rescue.

This is a logistical nightmare, whatever way you look at it.

 

[Raziaar]

Oh good lol.

 

[No Limit]

Rapture insurance for your pets? Now that is ****ing brilliant.

 

[jverne]

GOD DAMN IT, I could be rich if i thought of it earlier!

 

[Raziaar]

You would think that their distrust and disgust of atheists would cause them to have their pets find their own way.

 

[jverne]

You would think that their distrust and disgust of atheists would cause them to have their pets find their own way.

Agree, they probably think we want to buy them just to torture them or sacrifice them to our non existent atheistic god/s

 

[Sulkdodds]

I hope not. If the Rapture ever occurs I would hate to think of all those people going away and callously leaving everything to its own devices...wait a minute.