need to sneak a drink in?

How about when you drink all of the second one?
What then?
 
you have normal sized breasts again obviously
 
I really want one...

Though I like just keeping cans of beer in my pockets.
 
Im too young to have a beer belly NOOOOO!
 
this is nothing new

get a wine skin, rubber tubing, and a dropper without the rubber part ..put together and viola you have a concealed drinking container ..kept me entertained for the better part of my senior high school years


or you always just buy one of these and try to be discreet



I dont like the boobie one ..you're supposed to find women more attractive the drunker you get not the other way around

"wait I thought you had big boobs ...never mind"
 
LOL picture this: you're coming home from a ballgame with the bear belly still strapped on, a mugger attacks you with a knife and hits the bear belly. Bear comes gushing out. attacker: WTF? it's not human, run for your life! :laugh:
 
LOL picture this: you're coming home from a ballgame with the bear belly still strapped on, a mugger attacks you with a knife and hits the bear belly. Bear comes gushing out. attacker: WTF? it's not human, run for your life! :laugh:
*Attacker looks at beer gushing out of you*
You: "Thank a lot ****er, that cost me 35,95."
 
this is nothing new

get a wine skin, rubber tubing, and a dropper without the rubber part ..put together and viola you have a concealed drinking container ..kept me entertained for the better part of my senior high school years


or you always just buy one of these and try to be discreet



I dont like the boobie one ..you're supposed to find women more attractive the drunker you get not the other way around

"wait I thought you had big boobs ...never mind"

this is way more discreet than trying to rig up your own :p
 
LOL picture this: you're coming home from a ballgame with the bear belly still strapped on, a mugger attacks you with a knife and hits the bear belly. Bear comes gushing out. attacker: WTF? it's not human, run for your life! :laugh:
A smart mugger would drink from your "wound."

Also, just to pick on your typo there, if a bear came gushing out your attacker's fuxxed.
 
OOOOOOOOOOOOLD ****ing news in Tiger Stadium, Hazar.
 
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