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Today I have watched another 2 horrible Jamster creations:

- Party bee
- Mr Chaos Figaro

Party bee:

A bee... That parties on a flower and pops baloons

Mr Chaos Figaro

A devil that dances to opera in a freaky way, at one point he is wearing a tu-tu... I am not sure if he is some form of fetish devil or something :|


Anyway, this could be another thread used to express hate for Jamster...

What are your thoughts on Jamster's evil attempts to brain wash you?
 
Well, this is it.... this is it.. the time has come for people all around the world to stand up; to stand up and cast a resounding "**** off" to the festering cancer that jamster is to our society.
The time of judgement is upon jamster! take up arms my fellow forumites! take up arms and strike! AIIIEEE!

* Runs off with spear
 
bliink said:
Well, this is it.... this is it.. the time has come for people all around the world to stand up; to stand up and cast a resounding "**** off" to the festering cancer that jamster is to our society.
The time of judgement is upon jamster! take up arms my fellow forumites! take up arms and strike! AIIIEEE!

* Runs off with spear
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*puts blue and white facepaint on*
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!
 
I think that Bee is funny
But I dont even have a cell phone... ;(
 
SimonomiS said:
*puts blue and white facepaint on*
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!!!!!!!!
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*beheads*


anyway, whats jamster?
 
15357 said:
*beheads*


anyway, whats jamster?
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It's a website that has lots of mobile phone ringtones, wallpaper, etc.
 
Danimal said:
It's not sweet...
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because you can't eat it?

i don't like the sound of that evil, evil place of doom, terror, and destruction.
 
http://www.jamster.co.uk/#
Then preview the "Top Sound Effects" and imagine them being played after every advert. IE. Asda advert - ANNOYING JAMSTER ADVERT - Ikea advert - ANNOYING JAMSTER ADVERT - etc etc.
Except on TV they have annoying little movie things, The annoying-ness is hard to convey to someone who hasnt experianced the Jamster Madness.
 
*plays crazy frog sound*
 
/me stabs Pi

/me remember's Pi's big 'secret'

/me stops just in time

:O
 
Danimal said:
/me stabs Pi

/me remember's Pi's big 'secret'

/me stops just in time

:O
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/me gets caught up in the moment and shoots Pi

ohh.. :o
 
Datrix said:
Well maybe its an Aussy thing. ;)
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Hmmmmm Aussies are a very unique breed, being New Zealand's greatest rival and all...
 
I'm sick of Jamster. If I hear the ****ing tweety bird ringtone again I am going to hit someone in the face with a shovel :/

It's not just an Aussie thing. It's the USA, UK, Australia, and some other English speaking places, maybe others too that I don't know of.
 
may god be with you...

i always manage to see those on my breaks at work on the TV in the bar... lucky me!

if i were to meet the CEO of Jamster, well... i would hurt him with a trout.
 
Devvo said:
may god be with you...

i always manage to see those on my breaks at work on the TV in the bar... lucky me!

if i were to meet the CEO of Jamster, well... i would hurt him with a trout.
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I wouldn't be as mad at the CEO as I would be at the people hired to do the 'creative' work.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
I wouldn't be as mad at the CEO as I would be at the people hired to do the 'creative' work.
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Bet someone got bored and made it for a laugh. :|
"Hey, lets do a crazy frog!! Itll be hilarious to see their reaction!!"
*shows it to boss*
"My God, Jones, That is amazing!!"
"Erm, what?"
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
I wouldn't be as mad at the CEO as I would be at the people hired to do the 'creative' work.
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nar, i'd still flip out at the CEO for employing those people... :sniper:
 
What, you guys actually know Mr Chaos and his Figaro?? That's sick, we've just got it here, too! :O

And why do you say 'nein' Danimal? :D
 
I still have never seen a Jamster commercial. :D
 
Shens said:
I still have never seen a Jamster commercial. :D
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Stay away from all televisions and you will spare your soul the agony of witnessing one.
 
It's judgement day...

*Terminator 2 theme*

/me looks out window and sees 100s of blue frogs carrying phones

:x
 
*Throttles Sweety the sodding chick*

That, and those ridiculous soundboard adverts where they try and do Little Britain impersonations (cannot stress the use of the word 'try'). I swear I'm going to have to maim someone one of these days.
 
The American Slang section of Jamster pisses me off so much, do they know that America has white people?
 
Morning people,
Might be glad to hear the new sweety the chick one i saw yesterday, 'sweety and fluffy' lol. Fluffy looks the same except hes forgotten to wash...forever or has been savaged by a cat before the advert. It sucks, its a shame they don't get diced up on the clotheslines they are standing on...
What sickens me is 'top of our charts this week' lol...LIKE there are charts of 'most popular' its just a scam, it will die soon enough.
 
Jamster make baby jesus cry ;(... and me... but trust me, this stuff is better than the chavs 'tunes' on their phones (poorly recorded, bad, drum n bass, they play again and again)
 
Axyon said:
*Throttles Sweety the sodding chick*

That, and those ridiculous soundboard adverts where they try and do Little Britain impersonations (cannot stress the use of the word 'try'). I swear I'm going to have to maim someone one of these days.
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What's worse is the mute button on my TV doesn't fully mute it either. I'm so thankful I haven't watched TV in days to see those POS adverts.

And I agree on giving Jamster DOS attacks XD
 
/me votes to have the Jamster frog sounds implemented into hl2 forums on repeat. :P
 
I'm filing a suit for raping my eyes and ears while I'm trying to watch some good TV, dammit.
 
Why oh why do they hafta make such crap. The internet was not made for this! It was made for Bum blogs and pictures and videos of people doing stupid things.

This is why I hate jamster. They made my ears want to take hot hot showers and be scrubed down with brillo pads.
WTF IS THIS!!!
 
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