new exchange student

[Codcommando]

My school usually receives a new German and Russian kid every year,even someone from Denmark this year. But today we got our first asian exchange student. She comes into my english class(China has a weird sense of punk fashion btw lol) with a laptop.The first thing I think when she walks in is " I wonder what games she has on that badboy" lol. She comes and sits next to me and I start asking her about her laptop and what games she has on it. After about 20 minutes of trying to break the language barrier, I find out she has CS and WoW,which were my first guesses because Ive heard about both games popularity in China. I was extatic finally having someone in my English class I can talk games with, and she's from another country,so thats equally fascinating. Definetly inviting her to my LAN party

 

[xombine]

pwn her

 

[CptStern]

good for you ..not everyone would do the same

 

[Beerdude26]

She'll definitely pwn you.
Then, have hawt, hawt sechs with her.

 

[Nat Turner]

Pwn her like nobody's business and if she's hot **** her.

 

[Beerdude26]

Pwn her like nobody's business and if she's hot **** her.

I already said all that :|

 

[Nat Turner]

I already said all that :|

You posted too quickly, lol.

 

[Codcommando]

Hmm, I do have a serious thing for asian girls

 

[Beerdude26]

Hmm, I do have a serious thing for asian girls

Baby
I think I'm capsizing
the waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want sexual healing.
Sexual healing is good for me
makes me feel so fine
it's such a rush

Coome on you know you want it

 

[Cormeh]

Next year - an insane Belgian.

 

[Shamrock]

Make sure you bring out the extra long cable to plug in her modem.

 

[ríomhaire]

I though that FPS weren't big in Asia.

 

[Nat Turner]

I though that FPS weren't big in Asia.

Doing what the government tells you to do is pretty big in Asia.

 

[Sulkdodds]

And government says 'Play CS and have sex with CodCommando, for great justice.'

Maybe.

 

[Codcommando]

And government says 'Play CS and have sex with CodCommando, for great justice.'

Maybe.

WOOHOO! Iff thats there real orders im hopping on the red bandwagon!
Power to the proletariat!

 

[Fliko]

I was extatic finally having someone in my English class I can talk games with, and she's from another country,so thats equally fascinating. Definetly inviting her to my LAN party

Everyone takes me as another kid who knows nothing about computers due to my grade. Its depressing, I don't have anyone expect for people who are like, "WoW ROFL! LOL!",
"Halo 2 FTW!",
"Yeah, I used the gravity gun on Counter-Strike for the Xbox. No wait, that was The Thing, errr, I mean Halflife 2",
"Shut up Noob!" (After I kill them, or destroy one of their bases in a game.)
Yeah... I dream of meeting a girl gamer who isn't "Halo 2 FTW!" and says "I don't eat meat, because it harms me.".

 

[OvA]

Flashbang her.

 

[xcellerate]

asians ftw. I <3 japanese.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

There's a Korean exchange student I'm friends with in my pre calculus and physics classes. His name is Sun Yun but we call him Sex Machine (HE chose the name...)

Today he sang the ENTIRE lyrics of "My Humps" -every word enunciated but with his thickass accent. Funniest. Song. Ever. better than William Hung

good for you ..not everyone would do the same

The exchange students here are some of the most popular students in the school.

Sun Yun, Marcel, the twins, etc.

Marcel is known by "fes" which, as you guessed- was short for Foreign Exchange Student. He's German, speaks good English, parties a LOT around here. Pops into German class a hell of a lot to do impromptu lessons and stuff.

The twins were these German girls who were hella hot. But they're gone this semester.

 

[SubKamran]

We had a German exchange student last year, Ralf. He is teh pwnage. Likes computers and is cool at the same time

He's comin back this April, can't wait to see him again.

 

[SubKamran]

Everyone takes me as another kid who knows nothing about computers due to my grade. Its depressing, I don't have anyone expect for people who are like, "WoW ROFL! LOL!",
"Halo 2 FTW!",
"Yeah, I used the gravity gun on Counter-Strike for the Xbox. No wait, that was The Thing, errr, I mean Halflife 2",
"Shut up Noob!" (After I kill them, or destroy one of their bases in a game.)
Yeah... I dream of meeting a girl gamer who isn't "Halo 2 FTW!" and says "I don't eat meat, because it harms me.".

Don't worry, they're out there. And boy, I don't think I want any other kind of girl :naughty:

 

[Codcommando]

asians ftw. I <3 japanese.

I agree Japan is awesome,as are the women. Sadly this chick isnt that hot,maybe she could be(with some makeup and not so messed up hair,the chuck taylors can stay lol). But compared to most of the other exchange student girls we have had,she looks like lucy lui.Hell atleast she is a chick I can talk CS and MMORPG's with lol.

 

[short recoil]

Rag her, give her a length of your johnson.

 

[Icarusintel]

Where in MD do you live? That's my home state.

Seriously, if you're not gonna pork her, I will.

 

[Codcommando]

St Marys,not gonna give to much detail,you could try to hunt me down and take my anal virginity! :O my myspace is in my profile.

 

[Icarusintel]

St Marys,not gonna give to much detail,you could try to hunt me down and take my anal virginity! :O my myspace is in my profile.

Oh shit, son, I know exactly where that is... and now I have a pic of your face... I'd be scared if I was you

 

[Codcommando]

OH NOEZ! Im gonna go lock my doors,load my shotgun, and board my windows.

 

[Anthraxxx]

A good pick up line...


"Tell me, does this cloth smell like chloroform?"

 

[Icarusintel]

A good pick up line...


"Tell me, does this cloth smell like chloroform?"

I always prefered the one - "Uh oh, whoops, looks like my dick just happened to pop into your vagina..."

OH NOEZ! Im gonna go lock my doors,load my shotgun, and board my windows.

Seriously though, thank goodness you live in the best part of MD.... SOMD FTMFW!

 

[Jintor]

Why does everybody see 'girl' and 'gamer' in the same sentact and then immediantly come up with 'bang'?

My school is full of F.O.B.'s.

 

[JellyWorld]

I've never met a girl who plays games IRL (Maplestory doesn't count), I used to play street fighter Zero (Alpha) Two with my cousin (four years older) when i was six or seven, and she would always pwn me. Until I realised she secretly set Player 2 to Computer and difficulty to max :frown: