New James Bond, not very bond like

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Daniel Craig Injured On Bond Set

"Daniel Craig, 37, was in Prague filming the James Bond flick "Casino Royale" when a stunt went wrong and the film's villain knocked out two of his teeth in his FIRST fight scene reports The Mirror.

As the shaken star staggered backwards clutching his bleeding mouth, cameramen thought it was a brilliant piece of acting. His injuries were so bad local dentistry experts could not treat him. So Craig's dentist was flown out from London for emergency surgery in the Czech capital Prague."


sissy :cheese:
 
ROFL
Damn, if anyone would be able to get the shot of him staggering backwards, it would be an "OWNED" picture in its full glory.
 
hahaha, cmon Stern everyone outside the UK thinks bond is amazing, i'm sure if you were given the chance you'd jump at the chance. I'm not much of a fan but i'm sure your teeth would have done a runner too. :D
 
We need more films like this.

To plagiarize Bill Hicks: We should put all dying people in films! Would you rather see your grandma lying in a hospital bed while you watch that last heartbeat coarse through her decaying body. Or would you rather see her meet Chuck Norris?
 
Hectic Glenn said:
hahaha, cmon Stern everyone outside the UK thinks bond is amazing, i'm sure if you were given the chance you'd jump at the chance. I'm not much of a fan but i'm sure your teeth would have done a runner too. :D


ya I know, I love bond (in a non-homersexual way of course)
 
heh, theres my grammy dressed up as a street mugger, DID YOU SEE THAT? He just kicked her head off her body!? Thats the best stunt i've ever seen!
I'm just saying, more people are dying every day, and the movies are getting more boring...i am the weaver.
 
Blonde....blonde?? James Bond is not blonde.
 
Ha, yeah, I read that the other day too and thought it was meh. I guess its good he really gets into it and doesn't have a double do the fighting, but I never liked him as the new Bond anyway. Maybe this other stunman feels the same...:E
 
Hectic Glenn said:
hahaha, cmon Stern everyone outside the UK thinks bond is amazing, i'm sure if you were given the chance you'd jump at the chance. I'm not much of a fan but i'm sure your teeth would have done a runner too. :D

Everyone who was old enough to remember the true Bonds doesn't. Fortunately that wasn't me, otherwise i'd be like *does math* 50!! OMFG thats liek s000000000 old!!!111twelve.
 
reminds me of Steven Seagal breaking Sean Connery's wrist
steven_seagal_1.jpg
 
Seagal is such an Antonio Banderas wannabe.

So now Bond is going to be a little sissy with no teeth? Damn.
 
Erestheux said:
Seagal is such an Antonio Banderas wannabe.

So now Bond is going to be a little sissy with no teeth? Damn.

lol...
is it just me or are people generally not really looking forward to the next Bond movie?
 
CptStern said:
ya I know, I love bond (in a non-homersexual way of course)
I love Daniel Craig. You know... in a very non-homersexual way.



everyone go watch layer cake
 
Dr. Freeman said:
lol...
is it just me or are people generally not really looking forward to the next Bond movie?
I actually am, but it seems like some shit casting with Bond and the Bond girl.
 
Great, now for the rest of the movie Bond is going to be wearing a mouthpiece during his fight scenes. :p


Anyways, I hope the Bond film turns out OK. Additionally, I really hope they make the villians more interesting than they have been recently. Goldeneye was the last Bond film to do the villians really well (although I though Elliot Carver of the Tomorrow Never Dies movie was good too). The villians since then have been uninteresting, rather dull, and completely forgettable.
 
Maybe the next Bond movie will be more faithful to the books - with Bond being rather average looking, and much sleazier :) They were darker too.

Probably wont happen.
 
Warbie said:
Maybe the next Bond movie will be more faithful to the books - with Bond being rather average looking, and much sleazier :) They were darker too.

Probably wont happen.

Ive always preferred the books.
 
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