new star wars rap video!

[CrazyHarij]

gangsta, yo.

first, click this http://www.muchosucko.com/toggle_mature to turn off all teh nasty NSFW ads :O

then, http://www.muchosucko.com/show/starwars_rap-24782

 

[63]

I had to watch that twice it was so awesome

 

[ktimekiller]

first link doesnt work

 

[TCfromBN]

That was so amazing.

 

[CrazyHarij]

here are the lyrics death star drive by!

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
Its the V to the A to the D E R (Vader!)
Who reconstucted the Death Star.
With my slick suede suit thats black like tar,
****ing you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell the mother****ers 'bout sheer dark side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive by!
We'll beat the rebels 'cause their skils aint shit!

Vader:
You see my tie fighter is the exact same lit!

Yoda:
Oh shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fee smoking Dagobah green,
bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah youre just jealous cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell them Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the **** up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!
(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (Top Gun)
But you're the one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head is cut up and split!
He's slower then the first Pentium Chip.

(DARKSIDE!)
Vader:
The one brings it worse to this ****ing universe.

(REBELS!)
Luke:
You know we'll ****ing win, cause we fight to the end!

(DARKSIDE!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(REBELS!)
Yoda:
You also felt Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

*Ununderstable Jabba Rap, that still sounds good*

Han Solo:
Jabba you aint nothing but a fat ass slug! *Jaba grunts*
Fake gold chains? You sorry ass thug *jabba grunts*
Sitting in your palace with your blue headed whore.
Trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo ectasy.
10 million forms of Gay positioning.
For my golden shower you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2 watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and ****a yo wife.
Meesa no care cause meesa so dumb,
meesa will **** you with my tongue.

Jar Jar Binks:
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum.

Yoda:
Yeah boy! Go down the stars to all you bitches on that pussy planet Earth.
**** not with the rebels, for powerful are we with the force.
Im talking about some real deep space gangsta shit.
Now pass me the blunt Chew and lets **** some sorry hoes up! *wookie shrill*

 

[Javert]

This was the most unbelievable pwn I've seen on the internet for a long time.